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  Did Earl [i]Really[/i] Have To Die?

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Pat Burns
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From: Branchville, N.J. USA

posted 05 November 2001 02:12 PM     profile     
...we all know that Earl was a lowlife, but even the ancient codes of civilized social discourse only called for retribution in kind, an eye for an eye...wouldn't it have been sufficient to bend him belly down over the rack and drop him into the general population for 15 to 20 years?...

...I'm concerned that this has become my wife's favorite song, and she doesn't even like country music...I was playing Clint Black in the car CD player and my 4 year old daughter insisted that I play "the Mary Ann song"...

...is there a new feminist movement afoot, more sinister and subliminal than the one of 30 years ago, a movement to implant within our young daughters the intent to psychologically (if not literally!) emasculate the next generation of young men?...

...are the Dixie Chicks evil incarnate?...

...did Earl really have to die?...

...(and did you know that you can't use UBB code in the topic heading?)

[This message was edited by Pat Burns on 05 November 2001 at 02:20 PM.]

Michael Holland
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From: Nashville, Tennessee, USA

posted 05 November 2001 02:43 PM     profile     

Naaah Nah Nah Nah Naaaaaaaaaah Naaaaaaaaaah Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.


Jack Stoner
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From: Inverness, Florida

posted 05 November 2001 02:44 PM     profile     
Pat, keep a close eye on your wife at all times
Paul Graupp
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From: Macon Ga USA

posted 05 November 2001 07:46 PM     profile     
Pat; Over in HUMOR, have you read the one about Rifle Shopping ??
Pat Burns
Member

From: Branchville, N.J. USA

posted 05 November 2001 08:05 PM     profile     
..Jack, I'm trying to sleep with one eye open, but I'm afraid I'm going to give in...

..Paul, the irony is that she's a good cook, made me a pot roast for dinner...I gave it to the dog and had an Uncle Ben's rice bowl...5 hours later the dog's OK, happy as a clam in fact...the wife swears I can go live with Uncle Ben...is there such a thing as a self-fullfilling prophesy?...

...and Paul, you've got me worried now...until now I thought I was getting a new guitar..she said she was going to give me a new axe for Christmas ..

...I need a break!

rayman
unregistered
posted 05 November 2001 08:16 PM           
Pat, you hit on the head(so to speak). Feminism is alive and well in today's "new country". Men baaaaad! Women goooood! Excuse me (I just farted).

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