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Bob Knight Member From: Bowling Green KY |
posted 05 August 2002 05:09 PM
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Quotes and Thoughts Food has replaced sex in my life - now I can't even get into my own pants. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?" I don't do drugs anymore 'cause I find I get the same effect just standing up fast. Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea..." Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with. I got a sweater for Christmas...I really wanted a screamer or a moaner. If flying is so safe, why do they call an airport the "terminal"? I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected. There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and $***head's. I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect. I married my wife for her looks...but not the ones she's been giving me lately!
Welcome to $*** Creek -- Sorry, We're Out of Paddles! How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America? Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool? Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked? Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled. Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been!" [This message was edited by Bob Knight on 05 August 2002 at 05:31 PM.] |
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