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Joey Ace
Sysop

From: Southern Ontario, Canada

posted 16 May 2003 03:23 PM     profile     
quote:
"Some slanting of the bar may be required to compensate for the slight detuning that occurs when both pedals are pressed."

Don Walters
Member

From: Regina, SK, Canada

posted 17 May 2003 10:20 PM     profile     
Joey, you're a scream!!

regards

Tony Davis
Member

From: Brisbane, QLD, Australia

posted 18 May 2003 06:18 AM     profile     
"Hic !! Hic!!...er slorry Mr Jace....I cant see the...OOps...heck !!!!...who left that dog there? Damn ow i hurt my elbow and and ripped the trousers out of my knee!
Just I heard something mentioned in the Pub about cabinet drop.....and I was worried becuse I knew Granny was moving out to the old peoples place today and was worried that it might have been her cabinet that got dropped....you know ..the one that Granpaw Zeke kept all his paper work from his Moonshine still
Well I still am not sure what the point is Joey as I have just had a couple of slugs of Granpaws best......but I looked again at that picture and it looked like just a nice steel guitar so i am at a total Loss
Joey Ace
Sysop

From: Southern Ontario, Canada

posted 18 May 2003 08:02 AM     profile     
quote:
"Joey, you're a scream!!"

Try living with him!!!

No really,
I'll mail/ship him wherever you are!!
Sally, (Joey's wife)
Tony Davis
Member

From: Brisbane, QLD, Australia

posted 19 May 2003 05:57 AM     profile     
OK..Sally!..well send him to me..I'll sort him out!
My snail mail address is
Po box 917
Outer Gibbrovia
Somewhere to the West of Pattigonia south.
Or better still.....why dont you get his Doc to tell he need s to walk at least 5 miles a day...so in a month he should be at least 150 mile away......should be ample time to dig a moat around the house and fill it with crocodiles......and get some big fierce dogs......an a drawbridge tou can pull up when you see him coming home !!!!!
Although I suppose he could be useful in detering door to door salesmen...or those people who say they are witness and there wasnt even an accident!
Just a few ideas Sally that you can threaten him with !
Tony
Erv Niehaus
Member

From: Litchfield, MN, USA

posted 19 May 2003 11:08 AM     profile     
Sally,
Just put him back on his medication!
Uff-Da!
Larry Beck
Member

From: Pierre, SD

posted 19 May 2003 08:03 PM     profile     
Joey: How about those really fat chords on P5 & P6.

Tony Davis
Member

From: Brisbane, QLD, Australia

posted 20 May 2003 04:49 AM     profile     
Hey!..Mrs Joey!...er.....sorry..Sally...
if you really want to get him out of the way for a while.....at the local Zoo here...the Gorilla just died and they are looking for someone to dress up and act like one 'till they can purchase a new one!
Well I dont think Joey would even have to dress up or act..just beat his chest and bounce on the trampoline...and should he accidently bounce over the fence into the Lion enclosure...tell him not to worry....ços the one doing all the snarling and roaring.....well that will be me, all suited up for my job, snarling.....""stop screaming..you clown!..we'll both lose our jobs !!

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