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John Macy Member From: Denver, CO USA |
posted 24 July 2003 05:17 PM
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to change a lightbuld??? 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light 53 to flame the spell checkers 41 to correct spelling/grammar flames 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light 156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in 109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please 203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, 111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light 306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where 27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs 14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to 33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including 12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they 19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three" 4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ 44 to ask what is a "FAQ" 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" 143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and |
Earnest Bovine Member From: Los Angeles CA USA |
posted 24 July 2003 08:24 PM
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A bent light bulb, is a spent light bulb. |
Jim Cohen Member From: Philadelphia, PA |
posted 24 July 2003 08:28 PM
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... and 146 to say that that's not the way Buddy woulda changed it... |
Greg Simmons Member From: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada |
posted 24 July 2003 11:43 PM
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And of course several to point out that the lightbulb was the downfall of country music... ------------------ |
John P.Phillips Member From: Brunswick, Ga. U.S.A. |
posted 25 July 2003 05:46 AM
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And don't forget the ones who will complain that light bulbs are sure not like they used to be !! ------------------ [This message was edited by John P.Phillips on 25 July 2003 at 05:47 AM.] |
Paul Graupp Member From: Macon Ga USA |
posted 25 July 2003 06:37 AM
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I saw the light; I saw the light...... Regards, Paul |
Rick Collins Member From: Claremont , CA USA |
posted 25 July 2003 08:48 AM
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I must admit that I do not know the true answer to this question. But, I do know that those bulbs that produce "black" light are the best. And, those screwed into a push/pull socket are better than those screwed into an all/pull socket. All who do not own a push/pull socket, however, will claim that they cannot detect the difference, Rick |
Smiley Roberts Member From: Hendersonville,Tn. 37075 |
posted 25 July 2003 12:36 PM
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This is one of the FRESHEST humor posts I've seen on here in a LONNNNG time!! Thanx John. ------------------ |
Bill Ford Member From: Graniteville SC Aiken |
posted 25 July 2003 06:41 PM
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Where were you when the light(s) went out? ------------------ |
David Cobb Member From: Chanute, Kansas, USA |
posted 25 July 2003 09:32 PM
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1 to change the bulb and another to ask the question, "Are You Sure Hank Done It This A'way?" 5 to point out that there's no need to discard the old bulb, they know a shop that can rebuild it to it's former glory. 57 to rant that they wouldn't have to change the dang bulb if UPS hadn't smashed the old one. |
Emmett Roch Member From: Dripping Springs, Texas |
posted 26 July 2003 06:39 AM
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You should have used a CMT light bulb...it doesn't emit the same light we all remember and love and it won't last very long, but it will be seen by more people... ------------------ |
Don Walters Member From: Regina, SK, Canada |
posted 26 July 2003 08:55 AM
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10 to caution you not to do anything to it or you may ruin its future collectable value |
Michael Garnett Member From: Fort Worth, TX |
posted 26 July 2003 09:14 AM
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Younger steel players ALWAYS change lightbulbs better than Older ones, even though they are less experienced. Our backs are stronger and more nimble from carrying all that band equipment. I heard Bobbyee See-more at Light-bulb Nashville is refurbishing old push-pull lightbulbs and selling them to the public. Get your order in today as supplies are very limited, and be sure to include your desired copedant information. |
Doc Quinn Member From: Paris, Texas, USA |
posted 26 July 2003 03:56 PM
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WATT does all this bring to Light? [This message was edited by Doc Quinn on 26 July 2003 at 03:57 PM.] |
Ken Lang Member From: Simi Valley, Ca |
posted 26 July 2003 04:38 PM
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Don't take no dad-gummed forum members to change no light bulb. Just leave it burnt out. Hell, we ain't afraid of the dark. No way. |
Anne Marie O Keeffe Member From: Co.Waterford,Ireland. |
posted 26 July 2003 04:45 PM
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What an enlightening thread this is. |
Marc Friedland Member From: Vallejo, CA |
posted 26 July 2003 08:37 PM
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Countless numbers of replies regarding how different brands of light-bulbs contribute to lampdrop, and watt to do about it. |
Joey Ace Sysop From: Southern Ontario, Canada |
posted 27 July 2003 04:50 AM
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Doc Quinn Member From: Paris, Texas, USA |
posted 27 July 2003 10:17 AM
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I'm not real sure watt all this is about but did do a tad of research on it and came up with the following (Click The Link Below) to share with you. I hope it brightens the smile on your face and sheds a little light on watt this is all about! [This message was edited by Doc Quinn on 27 July 2003 at 10:18 AM.] |
Jim Bob Sedgwick Member From: Clinton, Missouri USA |
posted 27 July 2003 02:35 PM
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Of course, we have forgotten which lubricant is best for the threads. Different lubricants work better on push pull bulbs as opposed to all pull bulbs. BTW how the heck does a person screw in a square headlamp on a car, anyway? Or are these push pull lamps? |
Joey Ace Sysop From: Southern Ontario, Canada |
posted 27 July 2003 02:56 PM
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I'm Puzzled... |
David Cobb Member From: Chanute, Kansas, USA |
posted 27 July 2003 05:32 PM
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12 to mention how they'd like to have the trendy "Franklin" bulb, but question how much they'd actually use it. |
Ken Stowell Member From: Union City, Tn. USA |
posted 27 July 2003 08:16 PM
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This discussion has sure shed some LIGHT concerning "Thats The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia". Had to be all those DARK SUCKERS for sure. ------------------ [This message was edited by Ken Stowell on 28 July 2003 at 07:20 PM.] |
David L. Donald Member From: Koh Samui Island, Thailand |
posted 28 July 2003 12:50 AM
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3 will ask about the lamps copedent, and start a side thread about the lamp switch pulls. Slide switch versus old time string pull, or bolt-on rotary switch on the cord. Rubber, plastic or cloth covered classic cords like daddy used to play. Al Marcus will explain how he used to do a fast switch on stage between songs to get a different mood for each song with the lighting. 2 will want to know if it's a Emmons or Day lamp switch. And of course some Dobro player from No Peddlers will complain that it's electric in the first place and that he only plays during the day or or by campfires. If he did play a Pedalbro it would have to be a DAY set up. Is it best to use a 200v 50 cycle or 110v 60 cycle bulb. Use an open top or closed top shade in small clubs. What are the best effects gels to use with the bulb. Should we stay with clockwise or switch to counter clockwise threads. Did Buddy use 50 or 60 watt bulbs when he played with Faron in 1957. [This message was edited by David L. Donald on 28 July 2003 at 08:43 AM.] |
Ray Jenkins Member From: Gold Canyon Az. Pinal U.S.A. |
posted 29 July 2003 08:56 AM
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And finally,Smiley Roberts will pick you up at the airport and take you to where the bulb was changed. ------------------ |
John Steele Member From: Renfrew, Ontario, Canada |
posted 31 July 2003 02:06 PM
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It's easier just to ask the vocalist to change it... then it only takes one. They just hang onto the bulb while the world revolves around them. -John |
Michael Garnett Member From: Fort Worth, TX |
posted 31 July 2003 05:07 PM
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Haha, John, you forgot about lead guitar and fiddle players! One of my lead singers is a vocalist AND a lead player... SHEESH! |
Anne Marie O Keeffe Member From: Co.Waterford,Ireland. |
posted 01 August 2003 08:11 AM
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quote: By your tone this person sounds like a male |
David L. Donald Member From: Koh Samui Island, Thailand |
posted 01 August 2003 09:06 AM
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A vocalist AND a lead player... oh my! Obviously the roadies change the bulbs for him. And then re-aim all the lights away from the steeler and on to him. Gosh and b'gorah Anne Marie, I can't imagine a woman singer wanting all the attention... [This message was edited by David L. Donald on 01 August 2003 at 09:08 AM.] |
Anne Marie O Keeffe Member From: Co.Waterford,Ireland. |
posted 01 August 2003 10:54 AM
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She might want the attention David but would know that there's no point in expecting it. |
Larry Robbins Member From: Fort Edward, New York, USA |
posted 01 August 2003 01:56 PM
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And 30 to claim that a "BLACKlight" will give a sweeter shine! |
Donny Hinson Member From: Balto., Md. U.S.A. |
posted 01 August 2003 05:32 PM
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John, you forgot the 137 who think the only real light bulbs are Edisons and Sylvanias. |
Les Pierce Member From: Goliad, Texas |
posted 02 August 2003 12:34 AM
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You forgot the 50 or so that claim that they don't see any lightbulbs being used in the new stuff. Take care, Les |
David L. Donald Member From: Koh Samui Island, Thailand |
posted 02 August 2003 12:46 AM
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And some one will remind us that Nikola Tesla invented Neon lights. Another will say he always prefered gaslight to play lapsteel too. Maybelle Carter never played with electric lights till she was over 50. And that electricity must be a yankee abolitionist plot. |
Dave Boothroyd Member From: The Malvern Hills |
posted 02 August 2003 01:41 AM
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You forgot to say that somebody would post from outside the USA to point out that our lightbulbs work on 240 volts and are therefore far superior to the junky US ones, being based on the size of Impertial Roman chariots and all.... Oops- that must be me! Cheers Dave |
Jon Light Member From: Brooklyn, NY |
posted 03 August 2003 05:04 PM
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my ears were burning...... |
Donna Dodd Moderator From: Kennesaw, Georgia, USA |
posted 03 August 2003 08:56 PM
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Personally, I prefer full-spectrum lighting. But what do I know? Only started reading the Forum 5 years ago, and now I find the light bulb (lightbulb)topic more confusing than ever. My husband only buys one brand of bulbs. But he keeps three of them just-in-case. My favorite part of the bulb is the dimmer switch. Just kidding - I LOVE bright bulbs! Shine on! Donna |
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