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John Macy
Member

From: Denver, CO USA

posted 24 July 2003 05:17 PM     profile     
to change a lightbuld???

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been
changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light
bulbs

53 to flame the spell checkers

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another
6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is
"lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light
bulb" is perfectly correct

156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in
violation of their "acceptable use policy"

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please
take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum,
and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light
bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this forum

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where
to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for
this technique and what brands are faulty

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to
this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including
all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
cannot handle the light bulb controversy

19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions
about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and
start it all over again

Earnest Bovine
Member

From: Los Angeles CA USA

posted 24 July 2003 08:24 PM     profile     
A bent light bulb, is a spent light bulb.
Jim Cohen
Member

From: Philadelphia, PA

posted 24 July 2003 08:28 PM     profile     
... and 146 to say that that's not the way Buddy woulda changed it...
Greg Simmons
Member

From: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada

posted 24 July 2003 11:43 PM     profile     
And of course several to point out that the lightbulb was the downfall of country music...

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Greg Simmons
Custodian of the Official Sho~Bud Pedal Steel Guitar Website


John P.Phillips
Member

From: Brunswick, Ga. U.S.A.

posted 25 July 2003 05:46 AM     profile     
And don't forget the ones who will complain that light bulbs are sure not like they used to be !!

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JUST 'CAUSE I STEEL, DON'T MAKE ME A THIEF

[This message was edited by John P.Phillips on 25 July 2003 at 05:47 AM.]

Paul Graupp
Member

From: Macon Ga USA

posted 25 July 2003 06:37 AM     profile     
I saw the light; I saw the light......

Regards, Paul

Rick Collins
Member

From: Claremont , CA USA

posted 25 July 2003 08:48 AM     profile     
I must admit that I do not know the true answer to this question. But, I do know that those bulbs that produce "black" light are the best. And, those screwed into a push/pull socket are better than those screwed into an all/pull socket.

All who do not own a push/pull socket, however, will claim that they cannot detect the difference,

Rick

Smiley Roberts
Member

From: Hendersonville,Tn. 37075

posted 25 July 2003 12:36 PM     profile     
This is one of the FRESHEST humor posts I've seen on here in a LONNNNG time!! Thanx John.

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  ~ ~
©¿© It don't mean a thang,
mm if it ain't got that twang.
www.ntsga.com


Bill Ford
Member

From: Graniteville SC Aiken

posted 25 July 2003 06:41 PM     profile     
Where were you when the light(s) went out?

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Bill Ford

David Cobb
Member

From: Chanute, Kansas, USA

posted 25 July 2003 09:32 PM     profile     
1 to change the bulb and another to ask the question, "Are You Sure Hank Done It This A'way?"
5 to point out that there's no need to discard the old bulb, they know a shop that can rebuild it to it's former glory.
57 to rant that they wouldn't have to change the dang bulb if UPS hadn't smashed the old one.
Emmett Roch
Member

From: Dripping Springs, Texas

posted 26 July 2003 06:39 AM     profile     
You should have used a CMT light bulb...it doesn't emit the same light we all remember and love and it won't last very long, but it will be seen by more people...

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___________________
GFI S-12 extended E9

Don Walters
Member

From: Regina, SK, Canada

posted 26 July 2003 08:55 AM     profile     
10 to caution you not to do anything to it or you may ruin its future collectable value
Michael Garnett
Member

From: Fort Worth, TX

posted 26 July 2003 09:14 AM     profile     
Younger steel players ALWAYS change lightbulbs better than Older ones, even though they are less experienced. Our backs are stronger and more nimble from carrying all that band equipment.

I heard Bobbyee See-more at Light-bulb Nashville is refurbishing old push-pull lightbulbs and selling them to the public. Get your order in today as supplies are very limited, and be sure to include your desired copedant information.

Doc Quinn
Member

From: Paris, Texas, USA

posted 26 July 2003 03:56 PM     profile     
WATT does all this bring to Light?

Doc's

[This message was edited by Doc Quinn on 26 July 2003 at 03:57 PM.]

Ken Lang
Member

From: Simi Valley, Ca

posted 26 July 2003 04:38 PM     profile     
Don't take no dad-gummed forum members to change no light bulb. Just leave it burnt out. Hell, we ain't afraid of the dark. No way.
Anne Marie O Keeffe
Member

From: Co.Waterford,Ireland.

posted 26 July 2003 04:45 PM     profile     
What an enlightening thread this is.
Marc Friedland
Member

From: Vallejo, CA

posted 26 July 2003 08:37 PM     profile     
Countless numbers of replies regarding how different brands of light-bulbs contribute to lampdrop, and watt to do about it.
Joey Ace
Sysop

From: Southern Ontario, Canada

posted 27 July 2003 04:50 AM     profile     

  • 172 to insist the older, no longer produced socket style, produced better light.

  • 1,244 to debate what better light is.

  • 184 to insist their brand of light bulb gives the best light,

  • 3 to design a unique new light bulb

  • 1 to post a picture of the new design



Doc Quinn
Member

From: Paris, Texas, USA

posted 27 July 2003 10:17 AM     profile     
I'm not real sure watt all this is about but did do a tad of research on it and came up with the following (Click The Link Below) to share with you. I hope it brightens the smile on your face and sheds a little light on watt this is all about!

Click Here

[This message was edited by Doc Quinn on 27 July 2003 at 10:18 AM.]

Jim Bob Sedgwick
Member

From: Clinton, Missouri USA

posted 27 July 2003 02:35 PM     profile     
Of course, we have forgotten which lubricant is best for the threads. Different lubricants work better on push pull bulbs as opposed to all pull bulbs. BTW how the heck does a person screw in a square headlamp on a car, anyway? Or are these push pull lamps?
Joey Ace
Sysop

From: Southern Ontario, Canada

posted 27 July 2003 02:56 PM     profile     
I'm Puzzled...
David Cobb
Member

From: Chanute, Kansas, USA

posted 27 July 2003 05:32 PM     profile     
12 to mention how they'd like to have the trendy "Franklin" bulb, but question how much they'd actually use it.

Ken Stowell
Member

From: Union City, Tn. USA

posted 27 July 2003 08:16 PM     profile     
This discussion has sure shed some LIGHT concerning "Thats The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia". Had to be all those DARK SUCKERS for sure.

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Ken S.GOD BLESS AMERICA


[This message was edited by Ken Stowell on 28 July 2003 at 07:20 PM.]

David L. Donald
Member

From: Koh Samui Island, Thailand

posted 28 July 2003 12:50 AM     profile     
3 will ask about the lamps copedent,
and start a side thread about the lamp switch pulls.

Slide switch versus old time string pull, or bolt-on rotary switch on the cord.

Rubber, plastic or cloth covered classic cords like daddy used to play.

Al Marcus will explain how he used to do a fast switch on stage between songs to get a different mood for each song with the lighting.

2 will want to know if it's a Emmons or Day lamp switch.

And of course some Dobro player from No Peddlers will complain that it's electric in the first place and that he only plays during the day or or by campfires.

If he did play a Pedalbro it would have to be a DAY set up.

Is it best to use a 200v 50 cycle or 110v 60 cycle bulb.

Use an open top or closed top shade in small clubs.

What are the best effects gels to use with the bulb.
Some will say ONLY BLACK gels are best.

Should we stay with clockwise or switch to counter clockwise threads.

Did Buddy use 50 or 60 watt bulbs when he played with Faron in 1957.

[This message was edited by David L. Donald on 28 July 2003 at 08:43 AM.]

Ray Jenkins
Member

From: Gold Canyon Az. Pinal U.S.A.

posted 29 July 2003 08:56 AM     profile     
And finally,Smiley Roberts will pick you up at the airport and take you to where the bulb was changed.

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Steeling is still legal in Arizona


John Steele
Member

From: Renfrew, Ontario, Canada

posted 31 July 2003 02:06 PM     profile     
It's easier just to ask the vocalist to change it... then it only takes one.
They just hang onto the bulb while the world revolves around them.
-John
Michael Garnett
Member

From: Fort Worth, TX

posted 31 July 2003 05:07 PM     profile     
Haha, John, you forgot about lead guitar and fiddle players! One of my lead singers is a vocalist AND a lead player... SHEESH!
Anne Marie O Keeffe
Member

From: Co.Waterford,Ireland.

posted 01 August 2003 08:11 AM     profile     
quote:
vocalist AND a lead player... SHEESH!

By your tone this person sounds like a male
David L. Donald
Member

From: Koh Samui Island, Thailand

posted 01 August 2003 09:06 AM     profile     
A vocalist AND a lead player... oh my!

Obviously the roadies change the bulbs for him.

And then re-aim all the lights away from the steeler and on to him.
When you have all your priorities straight,
you know the world must watch you,
as it revolves around you.

Gosh and b'gorah Anne Marie, I can't imagine a woman singer wanting all the attention...

[This message was edited by David L. Donald on 01 August 2003 at 09:08 AM.]

Anne Marie O Keeffe
Member

From: Co.Waterford,Ireland.

posted 01 August 2003 10:54 AM     profile     
She might want the attention David but would know that there's no point in expecting it.
Larry Robbins
Member

From: Fort Edward, New York, USA

posted 01 August 2003 01:56 PM     profile     
And 30 to claim that a "BLACKlight" will give a sweeter shine!
Donny Hinson
Member

From: Balto., Md. U.S.A.

posted 01 August 2003 05:32 PM     profile     
John, you forgot the 137 who think the only real light bulbs are Edisons and Sylvanias.
Les Pierce
Member

From: Goliad, Texas

posted 02 August 2003 12:34 AM     profile     
You forgot the 50 or so that claim that they don't see any lightbulbs being used in the new stuff.

Take care,

Les

David L. Donald
Member

From: Koh Samui Island, Thailand

posted 02 August 2003 12:46 AM     profile     
And some one will remind us that Nikola Tesla invented Neon lights.

Another will say he always prefered gaslight to play lapsteel too.

Maybelle Carter never played with electric lights till she was over 50.

And that electricity must be a yankee abolitionist plot.

Dave Boothroyd
Member

From: The Malvern Hills

posted 02 August 2003 01:41 AM     profile     
You forgot to say that somebody would post from outside the USA to point out that our lightbulbs work on 240 volts and are therefore far superior to the junky US ones, being based on the size of Impertial Roman chariots and all....
Oops- that must be me!
Cheers
Dave
Jon Light
Member

From: Brooklyn, NY

posted 03 August 2003 05:04 PM     profile     
my ears were burning......
Donna Dodd
Moderator

From: Kennesaw, Georgia, USA

posted 03 August 2003 08:56 PM     profile     
Personally, I prefer full-spectrum lighting. But what do I know? Only started reading the Forum 5 years ago, and now I find the light bulb (lightbulb)topic more confusing than ever. My husband only buys one brand of bulbs. But he keeps three of them just-in-case. My favorite part of the bulb is the dimmer switch. Just kidding - I LOVE bright bulbs!
Shine on!
Donna

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