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Bill Fall Member From: Boston, MA, USA |
posted 29 July 2003 04:47 AM
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From the original Hollywood Squares and its comics, when responses were more spontaneous and clever. Peter Marshall was the host. Q. Do female frogs croak? Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be? Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years. Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman? Q. According to Cosmo, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married? Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older? Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say "I Love You"? Q. What are "Do It," "I Can Help," and "I Can't Get Enough"? Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather? Q. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during during the first year? Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score? Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics, what is the other? Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet? Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls? Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do? Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to? Q. According to Ann Landers, is their anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people? Q. While visiting China, your tour guide starts shouting "Poo! Poo! Poo!" What does this mean? Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it? Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do? Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant? Q. When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex? Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they? |
John P.Phillips Member From: Brunswick, Ga. U.S.A. |
posted 29 July 2003 05:03 AM
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I can't get up off the floor, The funniest stuff I've seen in years. A real treasure !!! ------------------ |
Tony LaCroix Member From: Austin, Texas, USA |
posted 29 July 2003 09:35 AM
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HAAA! Make him bark!! Thanks alot, my boss just busted me for surfing because I was laughing out loud at some of these! This is too much... |
Larry Robbins Member From: Fort Edward, New York, USA |
posted 29 July 2003 01:58 PM
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Laughing my a$$ off!! Thanks!!!! |
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