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Author | Topic: Has anyone ever worked a Nudist colony Gig? |
retcop88 unregistered |
![]() In Pasco County where I live we have the worlds largest Nudist Community and they hire bands once a month. Just wondering if I'm "up"to it. Anybody ever done it. |
c c johnson Member From: killeen,tx usa |
![]() Yes and so has Duke Ching in CA. We did not know this was a dance for nudists. When the crowd arrived the men were in tuxs and the gals in gowns that cost a pretty penny and they all had on at least $25000- $75000 worth of jewelry. We determined that they were well healed and we put an extra large "kitty" on each side of the bandstand. We kicked off with me playing "This is the Southland" and immediately the crowd threw off their clothes and were gdancing up a storm. The other band memberstold me it was great to watch these naked gals shakin it with only $50000 or so worth of jewelry on. Of course I missed it all;as you steelers know we must always have our head down, fully concentrating on the fretboard. BTW, they were lousy tippers. Have fun CC ------------------ |
Jody Carver Member From: The Knight Of Fender Tweed~ Dodger Blue Forever |
![]() Yes I did ,,,but cant tell ya now,,,,Im off here for the season....maybe in the fall. |
Travis Bolding Member From: Stroud, OK, USA |
![]() A club owner that our band played for was trying to generate some mid-week business, so he booked a male stripper show for a Wednesday nite. The strippers cancelled the day before the show, so the club owner called us to play instead. Apparently word didn't get out that the male strippers were cancelled, because the place started filling up with nothing but women. In a panic, the owner asked us if we would play nude. Some of the guys in the band thought it would be OK, but I declined. I told them I wouldn't know what to do with the extra "pedal". |
kyle reid Member From: Butte,Mt.usa |
![]() Was than an F pedal? |
Donny Hinson Member From: Balto., Md. U.S.A. |
![]() Actually, they no longer like the term "Nudist Colony", and prefer to be called "Naturist Resorts". You're not alone, most of us would find it hard to play there. ![]() |
Lefty Member From: Grayson, Ga. |
![]() No , but I played a gay coyboy club once. Keep an eye on your bar in those places, man. Lefty |
Joe Casey Member From: Weeki Wachee .Springs FL (population.9) |
![]() Play a Nudist Gig, ![]() ![]() ------------------ |
Dave Horch Member From: Frederick, Maryland, USA |
![]() This came up a while back on Bar Chatter... Here's the link http://steelguitarforum.com/Forum1/HTML/012362.html [This message was edited by Dave Horch on 17 April 2001 at 10:44 AM.] |
Jody Carver Member From: The Knight Of Fender Tweed~ Dodger Blue Forever |
![]() Okay one more for the road. I never thought this topic would ever come up,,,but here is mine, About 15 years ago,,I was called by a group,,,that did hawaiian catering etc. I was not too familiar with all the tunes but was able to get by. John Di Mesa was the leaders name,,,he called me and said he had a great job that payed a lot of money for a 4 hour gig,,the pay was $175.00 for the 4 hours which was good money back then. He told me it would be a special gig and I would really dig it...I met them in manhattan He explained that it was for a group of top executives from all over the metropolitan area and was a private restricted party. When we arrived at the destination it was a big compound of a place,,,,we were greeted by a fellow dressed for the occasion with white pants they were cut just below his knee We unloaded the gear and went into the pool area where the party was taking place,,,it was gorgeous summer night and it was sundown Most all of the people were in the pool swimming,,,beautiful gals,,,some not so beautiful,,,but most of them were in the pool They started the show,,,singin standards All you could hear was the laughter and water splashing in the pool....they were having a great time,,,the food was great,,,one guy walked over to me in his birthday suit and said man thats some contraption you have there,,,why are there two of them??? I wanted to say ...so do you, We did the show,,,the tahitian gals did their traditional dance,,,,and went over fine John and his wife came out dressed in white & with the spotlight on them and sang a beautiful version of the Hawaiian wedding song John asked me to do a steel solo,,, I tried to think of something appropriate,,,No I could do "Im in The Nude for Love",,,that would have not gone over too well. I did Bye Bye Blues real up tempo the drummer [This message was edited by Jody Carver on 06 July 2002 at 06:18 AM.] |
Shaan Shirazi Member From: Austin, TX, USA |
![]() Sounds like you should have carbon copied that story to the Penthouse Forum! ------------------ |
BJ Bailey Member From: Jackson Ms,Hinds |
![]() IF I could get up the right nerve enough ,I'd go play at a nudist party in a New york minute |
Jody Carver Member From: The Knight Of Fender Tweed~ Dodger Blue Forever |
![]() You do,,,and Ill try to book you a gig,,,I will just make certain they all sit an applaud for you,,,,,they will. Dress code not necessary,,,,come as you are,,,,, Il make it a Friday as that is known in NY as "dress down day" way down ,,,you betcha. I played that tune "Im walking behind you" had everyone on their toes |
Steve Allison Member From: Eatonton,Ga. U.S.A. |
![]() "One Eyed One Horned Flyin' Purple People Eater" !!!!!!!!!!! |
Ray Jenkins Member From: Gold Canyon Az. Pinal U.S.A. |
![]() "UP UP AND AWAY" ![]() ![]() ![]() ------------------ |
George Keoki Lake Member From: Edmonton, AB., Canada |
![]() Jody, I'm surprised you didn't play "YOU GO TO MY HEAD" ! |
Ron Page Member From: Cincinnati, OH USA |
![]() quote: Of course they were. No pockets! ------------------ |
John P.Phillips Member From: Brunswick, Ga. U.S.A. |
![]() Jody my man !!! You're stories are something else. You know you could have played "Mack The Knife" and had a lot of distance between you and the audience there, especially the men folk, HEHEHE. Watch out foe those knife dancers LOL LOL LOL Good to hear from you again, my YANKEE BUBBA !!! ------------------ |
Tony Prior Member From: Charlotte NC |
![]() Does the band have to play "Nayket" ? That would be one hell of a pre-gig rehearsal ! tp |
Paul Graupp Member From: Macon Ga USA |
![]() AND THAT'S WHAT I LIKE ABOUT THE SOUTH !! NO,I mean: THAT'S WHAT I LIKE ABOUT JODY CARVER !! |
Jerry Hayes Member From: Virginia Beach, Va. |
![]() My band played a few weeks ago (New Year's Eve) an un-named nudist camp.. What a helluva job. When we went in, there were about 20 people all with clothes on and one old fat guy who was naked sitting at a table. By 8:00 PM there were over 300 of 'em and most of them were nude. I saw bodies in all shapes, ages, and size. When we started the gig we had a request for the "Electric Slide" which we normally play for about 3 minutes or so. With around 90 or so naked ladies dancing to it we stretched it out to over 15 minutes. It was really hard (no pun intended) to play sometimes. Our light bar had a blinking red light which shined on me and I couldn't see the dance floor when it was on so I took my guitar neck and pushed it up and out of the way so I could see everything. All in all it was a great night and we had a great time. After midnight a young lady around 40 or so came right up in front of me with a bottle of champagne and a glass and poured me a drink. She handed it to me and I bent down towards her and she said "Are You Here With Anyone?". I didn't bring a date but I stammered back "Ye-ye-yes I am". I was just too surprised by her being nude and all. I wish I'd taken advantage of that situation now that I think back on it. ------------------ [This message was edited by Jerry Hayes on 25 January 2002 at 08:00 AM.] |
Erv Niehaus Member From: Litchfield, MN, USA |
![]() Did you hear about the wedding at the nudist colony? Everyone could see who the best man was: ![]() Uff-Da |
retcop88 unregistered |
![]() No one could figure out why I didn't need a guitar strap.Lots of cheek to cheek dancing. ------------------ |
Glenn Suchan Member From: Austin, Texas |
![]() I played a nudist colony gig on New Year's Eve 2000/2001. Played the whole last set naked and played solo on Auld Lang Syne at midnight. (My wife keeps the only existing pictures of that event... The world can thank her for that small blessing). ![]() Again in July of 2001 I played the same nudist resort for a two-day motorcycle rally. Spent that whole time "nekked as a jaybird". How did I like doing the gigs? Let's just say I had no trouble with the vertical kneelevers! Keep on pickin'! [This message was edited by Glenn Suchan on 23 January 2002 at 02:21 PM.] |
Jerry Hayes Member From: Virginia Beach, Va. |
![]() YOU PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL ------------------ [This message was edited by Jerry Hayes on 23 January 2002 at 05:17 PM.] |
Donny Hinson Member From: Balto., Md. U.S.A. |
![]() Q. "Anybody know where the steel man hangs out?" A. "Probably between the knee levers!" |
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