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Jim Cohen
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From: Philadelphia, PA

posted 04 April 2005 08:52 AM     profile     
I'll bet you don't know where that dollar bill is either...
Pat Burns
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From: Branchville, N.J. USA

posted 04 April 2005 08:58 AM     profile     
..now I know why cashiers wear gloves...
Billy Gambrell
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From: Florida, USA

posted 04 April 2005 08:53 PM     profile     
Many different times and places I have had 'em take all they're clothes off(here in Florida) and come up on stage-most of the time they have come up and singled me out and while I was playing started rubbing on me-Its hard to laugh and play-and have that going on-most of the time the bouncers would remove them after the audience died laughing-one night I was doing a one man band deal -one did that to me and I got so tongue tied I could not sing!!Thats the truth!

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Jim Cohen
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From: Philadelphia, PA

posted 04 April 2005 08:58 PM     profile     
Don't stop, Billy. I could listen to you all day...
Larry Hicks
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From: Alabama, USA

posted 04 April 2005 10:47 PM     profile     
This will be a very old story to a lot of you gigging guys . . .

My band, “High Mileage”, used to have this one gal that kinda followed us around.

We nick-named her “Red Jeans.” She was very talented!

All of you have seen her before . . .

Big hair, “JUST” the right amount of trashy, great body, and in addition to that . . . they grabbed her by the wrists and dipped her into the “blue jean vat” and hung her up ‘til she dried (in her case it was the RED jean vat, but you get the picture).

I guess I’ll stop here and let ya’ll fill in the blanks . . .

Larry

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Gene Jones
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From: Oklahoma City, OK USA

posted 05 April 2005 05:41 AM     profile     
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[This message was edited by Gene Jones on 05 April 2005 at 06:43 AM.]

Larry Strawn
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From: Golden Valley, Arizona, USA

posted 05 April 2005 05:04 PM     profile     
A few yrs. back, when the old "Alamo" club here in Kingman was still in business, we had one gal who actually had her shirt front "vel-crowed" together, for quick openings. lol.. I usually had my head down playing, but the few times I did look up, I wished I hadn't!!
Larry

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Ken Lang
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From: Simi Valley, Ca

posted 05 April 2005 07:19 PM     profile     
Sometimes it's fun to look back at those bar dollies and think what times we had.

"I used to kiss them on the lips, but it's all over now."
Larry Hicks
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From: Alabama, USA

posted 05 April 2005 09:58 PM     profile     
"I used to kiss them on the lips, but it's all over now."

There's gotta be a song in that somewhere!

Larry

Jim Smith
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From: Plano, TX, USA

posted 06 April 2005 06:24 AM     profile     
Our band got flashed a few times last weekend by a very cute young thing. I guess she was particularly impressed by our version of Mustang Sally! We thanked her profusely for letting five old guys feel like teenagers again.
Mark Metdker
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From: North Central Texas, USA

posted 06 April 2005 08:20 AM     profile     
Yep, Mustang Sally. The song that gets all the women going. We do that tune every gig.

Here is a direct quote from an extremely attractive female this past Friday night.

"I need to get laid really bad tonight"

My response:

Well, I do it about as bad as anybody, just ask my wife"

She just turned around and left. True story!

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Jim Smith
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From: Plano, TX, USA

posted 06 April 2005 08:30 AM     profile     
Hey Mark, sounds like we should swap gigs!
Larry Strawn
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From: Golden Valley, Arizona, USA

posted 06 April 2005 08:42 AM     profile     
Mark,,
Good response, I'll try to remember it.
If it ever happens to me again!!
Larry
Ray Minich
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From: Limestone, New York, USA

posted 06 April 2005 09:50 AM     profile     
If some part of yer body don't move to "Mustang Sally", yer dead (or passed out?).
Jody Sanders
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From: Magnolia,Texas

posted 06 April 2005 02:44 PM     profile     
Years ago in El Paso, a guy had it on good authority that his wife was "fooling around" with the steel player at a local club. He gets drunk, gets his pistol and heads out for the club, While the guy was on his way to the club, a friend of the steel player that plays steel came by and wanted to sit in. Guess who got shot. That is why I won't sit in at a club. (True Story). Jody.

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