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Dale Bessant
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From: Gatineau, Quebec, Canada

posted 30 May 2005 04:16 PM     profile     
"OLD TIME ROCK & ROLL" If I hear it one more time it could be the end........
Leila Tuttle
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From: Wheat Ridge, Colorado, USA

posted 30 May 2005 05:13 PM     profile     
It looks like some others don't see much in Garth either. There doesn't seem to be anything unique about his voice. Did the same guy promote him that maybe promoted Elvis Presley?

[This message was edited by Leila Tuttle on 30 May 2005 at 05:13 PM.]

Charles Dempsey
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From: The Cradle of the Stars.

posted 30 May 2005 05:30 PM     profile     
ajm, Jim. I'm not commenting on the songwriting or style of Proud Mary. The song is good in the only way good can be accurately measured: dollars and cents.

I am, er........., was a CCR fan. Let me pull out my vinyl of Bayou Country that I bought in 1969 and wave it at you. There's nothing wrong with Proud Mary that my having played it 1.0X10E-06 times less wouldn't cure. It was the third cover we learned, right after Light My Fire and Knock On Wood. By the time we were wowing 'em at Teen Town and The Enlisted Men's Club we had 10 CCR covers in our hat, including the 20 minute version of Grapevine. I got paid pretty good to stand there and play "duh-duh-duh", but that song might be requested 5 or more times a night. The Air Force guys were big into CCR too.

Charlie

[This message was edited by Charles Dempsey on 30 May 2005 at 06:57 PM.]

Per Berner
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From: Skövde, Sweden

posted 31 May 2005 07:18 AM     profile     
"Wichita Lineman" – Yecccch! And anything by Martina McBride after her first album.

This topic reminds me of a cartoon in the National Lampoon twentysome years ago: A bar pianist has a sign beside him, saying....

"Requests $5. Feelings $500"

Webb Kline
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From: Bloomsburg, PA

posted 31 May 2005 08:00 AM     profile     
CCR was, for me, one of those bands like so many alternative bands were for my sons in the '90s, a good source of decent tunes that were easy to learn so we could get out there and start playing. Proud Mary, when it came out was actually somewhat creative melodically as it was a departure from the 1,4,5 norm. It's just that, like so many good tunes before and after it, repetition caused it to lose its luster.

A band I used to play with did ELP's Tarkus, which was the whole side of an LP, in its entirety, and I was the keyboard player, yet after doing it for a year, it got quite old. Today, I love listening to it again, playing it in my head and reminiscing about those days.

But, I still can't stand Proud Mary. In fact, I have been CCR'd to death. Nothing against those guys, but they wore their records out on us.

Andy Volk
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From: Boston, MA

posted 31 May 2005 09:38 AM     profile     
Songs I detest?

At weddings: it's "Celebration" by Kool & The Gang

Oldies Radio Stations: it's "Precious & Few" and "Brandy". Grrrrrr.

Sporting events: The Star Spangled Banner when it becomes the "Oft Mangled Banner". So many professional singers blow this song that I cringe every time they get close to: "and the rockets red glare ...". And lastly, when they add many, many extra syllables. African-American melismatic singing can be a beautiful style but NOT on THIS song.

Pete Burak
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From: Portland, OR USA

posted 31 May 2005 10:25 AM     profile     
I was really bummed out with "Last Date" (instrumental) for quite a while in the mid to late 80's.
When that band came to it's last 2 week gig I counted down the nights that the band leader called that song (every night), and celebrated (never having to play it again) at the end of the last night.
Vern Wall
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From: Arizona, USA

posted 31 May 2005 03:24 PM     profile     
What Donny said, the wierd chords. The story goes that back in the forties, the leader of an influential band ordered his steel man to play ONLY chords. We still have a lot of people who think that's all a steel guitar is supposed to do.
Roger Rettig
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From: NAPLES, FL

posted 31 May 2005 09:51 PM     profile     
'Brown Eyed Girl' - and anything by Toby Keith! Some of his songs are not too bad ('The List' or '...Talk About Me') but they still remind me of how much I dislike him....

I suppose opinions may differ, but I find it very curious that someone could name a song as well-crafted as 'Wichita Lineman' as their least-favourite! Maybe they didn't get the chords right yet....

Per Berner
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From: Skövde, Sweden

posted 31 May 2005 10:09 PM     profile     
...or "their" taste is just different from yours!

best regards, Someone

Gary Walker
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From: Morro Bay, CA

posted 31 May 2005 10:30 PM     profile     
Jimbeaux, I agree with your two, SGR and SW. Achy Breaky is the Bridesmaid.
John Steele
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From: Renfrew, Ontario, Canada

posted 01 June 2005 12:48 PM     profile     
Pete, be thankful you're not a piano player.
I've grown to hate "Last Date" too. There's one guy who shows up at my gigs, very drunk and very loud, who pesters me to no end to play it every time I gig around here. I've had him charge the bandstand screaming it at me in the middle of tunes, I've been physically dragged out of conversations with my friends by this lout yelling his request at me, I've even been driven out of house parties by his relentless badgering. I cringe at the sight of the guy, and resent being treated like a wind-up doll, and have tried to explain that to him, but he's too dumb to figure it out.
Some day you'll read about the conclusion in the newspaper, I'm sure
-John
Jim Cohen
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From: Philadelphia, PA

posted 01 June 2005 01:41 PM     profile     
John, I think you should invite him out on a "last date"...
Dave Boothroyd
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From: The Malvern Hills

posted 01 June 2005 02:43 PM     profile     
Keep some hatred in reserve guys!
You have not heard the Crazy Frog version of Axel F yet- but you will, and you will hate it more than anything.
Read about it here- but don't worry, there's no sound! http://www.guardian.co.uk/arts/features/story/0,11710,1496444,00.html
Uwe Haegg
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From: Hilleroed, Denmark

posted 03 June 2005 05:07 AM     profile     
"Mocking Bird" by Toby Keith and his daughter. Who wrote that awful piece of S..t?
Ray Minich
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From: Limestone, New York, USA

posted 03 June 2005 12:32 PM     profile     
quote:
Any song that starts out simple, nice, and smooth...and then throws in some weird chord that really serves no purpose.

Christine McVie did it to a couple of tunes on her 2004 CD. Bummer... The tunes had such promise at the start.
les green
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From: Jefferson City, Mo 65101 USA

posted 03 June 2005 02:12 PM     profile     
Steel Guitar Rag and Harbor Lights. One night a few years ago a gal came up and requested SGR. The following conversation took place...
Can you play SGR?
Can't recall ever hearing it!
What? You've never heard SGR?
Can't recall it!
I can't believe that!
Nope! Who sings it?
It doesn't have words (which it does).
Is it a new one?
Oh no. It's old.
Sorry, I'll have to see if I can get a copy and learn it.
You'll like it when you hear it!
With that she said OK and walked off.
Then another night the band leader introduced me and said I was going to play HL. When the music didn't start, he looked over at me, I looked at him and said "I ain't playing it"
He said "You've got to, I just announced it"
"I ain't playing it" With that he just shook his head and sang one. Why he didn't fire me I'll never know. Those are the two I most hate. Two refusals in 45+ years. I just couldn't hack them those nights.
Joe Miraglia
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From: Panama, New York USA

posted 04 June 2005 09:37 AM     profile     
I would love to play The Steel Guitar Rag again, No one wants to hear it any more. The band I work with will not do it. Take away Sleep Walk form our play list,and I might just as well stay home. Well I need to go over the new song where playing to night-- I played Chicken With A Train-Oh boy,at least I'm playing . Joe
www.willowcreekband.com
John Bechtel
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From: Nashville, Tennessee,U.S.A.

posted 04 June 2005 09:06 PM     profile     
I haven't had to play, even one (1) of the songs mentioned so far; in the past (5)-yrs.! Wish I had a job to complain about again! But, it probably wouldn't last very long¡

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Barbara Hennerman
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From: Rangely, CO, USA

posted 06 June 2005 12:09 AM     profile     
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[This message was edited by Barbara Hennerman on 21 August 2006 at 01:45 AM.]

Bob Watson
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From: Champaign, Illinois, U.S.

posted 06 June 2005 12:22 AM     profile     
"Desperato", and pretty much any other Eagles song, with the exception of "Take It Easy".

[This message was edited by Bob Watson on 06 June 2005 at 12:26 AM.]

Bill Llewellyn
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From: San Jose, CA

posted 06 June 2005 08:17 AM     profile     
Muskrat Love.
Jesse Harris
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From: Los Angeles, California, USA

posted 06 June 2005 11:55 AM     profile     
save a horse ride a cowboy
Bob Storti
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From: Matthews, North Carolina, USA

posted 06 June 2005 12:49 PM     profile     
Here's my list:

"Smoke on the Water" - if I never hear this gem ever again, it will be too soon. What a piece of crap!

"Steel Guitar Rag" - I don't even consider this music; it is pure evil and needs to be destroyed!

The collected works of Toby Keith - I hate everything he has ever done, ever will do, or even thinks about doing. That should pretty much take care him.

"Wipe Out" - The SGR of drums. Again, pure evil; written by the devil to enslave the simple-minded!

"Friends in Low Places" - more like musicianship in low places. This one gives new meaning to the word "stinky".

The collective works of the Steve Miller Band - not sure why I dislike them but I do. It probably has something to do with their near total lack of talent.

I feel alot better now (bad day).

Bob

[This message was edited by Bob Storti on 06 June 2005 at 12:52 PM.]

John Steele
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From: Renfrew, Ontario, Canada

posted 06 June 2005 01:47 PM     profile     
Just to interject something constructive -
I stand by this method when someone approaches you about a tune you won't/can't play;
When they say:
"Can you play __(insert name of dud tune here)__?"
then I muster up my biggest smile and say with enthusiasm:

"No, I don't play that song. But that's a really great tune, I should learn it !!"

Voila. You're rid of them, you've offhandedly complimented their bizarre taste in music, they're happy, you're happy...works every time.
Not only for songs you hate to play, but for songs that are not practical to play in the band's context, or inappropriate for the situation.
-John

[This message was edited by John Steele on 06 June 2005 at 01:52 PM.]

Jim Cohen
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From: Philadelphia, PA

posted 06 June 2005 02:55 PM     profile     
Gee, I never thought of that approach, John. It might work better than my usual response which is typically:

"What? You actually like that song? What a piece of cr@p! If I had a nickel for every time I thought about murdering the guy who wrote that song, I could be retired now instead of sitting in this lonelyhearts club wasting my talents on a bunch of half-drunken losers..."

[This message was edited by Jim Cohen on 06 June 2005 at 02:56 PM.]

Joe Miraglia
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From: Panama, New York USA

posted 06 June 2005 05:49 PM     profile     
Bob Storti--Are you working with a band? You must have a short song list .I'm 65 years old, check out my band's song list. www.willowcreekband.com I know I should act my age,but I'm having fun.
The two songs I don't like are YOUR CHEATING HEART and WALTZ ACROSS TEXAS. Never thought Ernest Tubb was much of a singer,always had a great steel player and band to make him look good. Joe
John Steele
Member

From: Renfrew, Ontario, Canada

posted 06 June 2005 06:11 PM     profile     
Jim, that's the line I usually use on the "Last Date" guy.
As you well know, if you say "I've never heard of it", you end up trapped in the lengthy discourse Les describes above.
If you say "We don't know the words", then they start singing the chorus to you. (textbook guaranteed), (they don't know the 47 verses, they just know the "Bye Bye Miss American Pie" part) or worse yet, offer to get up with the band and sing it.

My favourite response came as a sound clip from a friend in Texas, who captured for posterity the leader of a honky-tonk band retorting:
"I don't give a !&%#@ what you want to hear, this is our band and we play what we want. If you want to call the tunes, get your own !@$%& band !"
-John

Jim Cohen
Member

From: Philadelphia, PA

posted 06 June 2005 06:35 PM     profile     
Oooh; I like that one! I'm gonna hafta practice sayin' that line ('cept I'm not so sure of some of the pronunciation... Is it Quebecois?)
Joe Alterio
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From: Fishers, Indiana

posted 06 June 2005 08:23 PM     profile     
I hate doing any "prison" songs when it is painfully obvious that the singer has never been in prison. Songs like "Folsom Prison Blues" where the singer has to go through a line like "I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die" come across as L-A-M-E LAME!!!

Joe

Rick McDuffie
Member

From: Smithfield, North Carolina, USA

posted 07 June 2005 12:07 PM     profile     
Anything by Lobo.
Jim Phelps
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From: just out of Mexico City

posted 07 June 2005 01:52 PM     profile     
Nobody's ever heard of any of these songs down here so I don't have to play them....except one...."Achy Breaky Heart". Some guy translated it into Spanish and had a huge hit on it here and now it's standard fiesta fare. Re-titled it "No rompas más". Funny thing is now I don't mind playing it, since it's just about the only country (if you can call it that) songs they know here, and it took a year and a half to find a band so at this point I'm happy to play anything.

[This message was edited by Jim Phelps on 07 June 2005 at 01:53 PM.]

Ron Sodos
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From: Albuquerque, New Mexico, USA

posted 07 June 2005 02:02 PM     profile     
Anything by Barf Brooks
Bob Hoffnar
Member

From: Brooklyn, NY

posted 07 June 2005 02:04 PM     profile     
There are a few songs that get on my nerves but the thing that really pisses me off is when some country bar band I'm playing with starts doing some crappy white funk jam in between songs. The perfect way to let the audience know that you are a 3rd rate band at best and that the players are hacks.

Bob

[This message was edited by Bob Hoffnar on 07 June 2005 at 02:05 PM.]

Tim Harr
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From: East Peoria, Illinois

posted 07 June 2005 02:16 PM     profile     
Bob Hoffner: Well Put

Joe Alterio: Can you accept that the singer/songwriter is just telling a story? Why does the songwriter or singer have to have experienced what the song is about? That is a new one on me. In my opinion, there is very little about the Legendary Johnny Cash that is lame. That is a tall comment from a 'musician'.

Not a knock, just an observation

Jim Phelps
Member

From: just out of Mexico City

posted 07 June 2005 02:19 PM     profile     
What Bob said! Same goes for when the country bar band says "let's do some jazz!" and tries to play "hold it" or something jazzy and butchers it to high heaven. Have had the same experience with the same kind of bands trying to play blues. Country bar bands should stick to what they know...
ajm
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From: Los Angeles

posted 08 June 2005 05:12 PM     profile     
"Country bar bands should stick to what they know..."

And that would be.......?

Boy, is that ever a statement that is totally dependent on the band at hand.

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Jim Phelps
Member

From: just out of Mexico City

posted 08 June 2005 05:30 PM     profile     
quote:
Boy, is that ever a statement that is totally dependent on the band at hand

Yes, it is....so?

All I was saying is that I'd prefer bands that are good at Country but stink at jazz, rock, blues, funk or whatever, to not do it if they're going to butcher it. Same goes for any type of band. If you don't mind playing styles of music with bands that stink at it, be my guest.

[This message was edited by Jim Phelps on 08 June 2005 at 06:11 PM.]

Tim Harr
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From: East Peoria, Illinois

posted 09 June 2005 11:13 AM     profile     
In the 90's I played steel and lead guitar in a very "roots" based country band in Indianapolis. We played Cash, Tubb, Frizell, Jones, Owens, Haggard, Young, and on..

The drummer, Bass player, and myself played professionally in the US Army Jazz Band there at Ft Harrison on the NE side of Indy. We would play "Take the A Train", "Straight No Chaser", "Blue Monk", "Ornithology", "Wave", "Four on Six" for break songs. The crowd loved it..

It was far from a third rate country band performing a "Jazz-Wank Fest".

If the players can pull it off then it does work.

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Jim Phelps
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From: just out of Mexico City

posted 09 June 2005 11:21 AM     profile     
Well good for you, Tim.

I don't recall either Bob H.'s original comment or my posts said EVERY SINGLE band playing country couldn't play something other than country well.

I've played old country, "new" country, pop, light jazz, r&b, soul, funk for over 35 years (and now doing Mexican/latin stuff) for everyone from Lorie Morgan & Wynn Stewart and others to Gladys Knight and the Pips' band and I play the styles properly. Playing a style of music authentically is important to me.

In that time, I can recall only TWO COUNTRY BAR BANDS that could also play rock, pop, funk or blues well. I'm sure the others THOUGHT they could. Likewise most rock, pop, blues, funk or what-have-you bands can't play country well, either.

Read it again:

quote:
All I was saying is that I'd prefer bands that are good at Country but stink at jazz, rock, blues, funk or whatever, to not do it if they're going to butcher it. Same goes for any type of band.

[This message was edited by Jim Phelps on 09 June 2005 at 12:24 PM.]


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