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Rick Collins Member From: Claremont , CA USA |
posted 13 August 2004 05:18 PM
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Once Colonel Sanders was asked, "how do you prepare your chicken for cooking?" The Colonel replied, "oh, we just tell them straight out, that they are going to die." |
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David Cobb Member From: Chanute, Kansas, USA |
posted 13 August 2004 10:25 PM
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I remember when KFC introduced the Nancy Kerrigan Dinner, it consisted of two small breasts and a battered leg.  |
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Donna Dodd Moderator From: Kennesaw, Georgia, USA |
posted 14 August 2004 11:25 AM
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 "Uh-ohhhhh, think I'd be better off crossing the road!" |
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Ron Randall Member From: Dallas, Texas, USA |
posted 15 August 2004 10:00 PM
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and the Hillary special... Two small breasts, fat thighs, and a left wing! |
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Rick Collins Member From: Claremont , CA USA |
posted 16 August 2004 08:46 AM
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...small breast? What do you guys expect from a poor chicken; ___ a pair if 38's?  The chickens that Dolly Parton raises don't even have 38's. |
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David L. Donald Member From: Koh Samui Island, Thailand |
posted 16 August 2004 01:53 PM
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But they's packin 357's So youze better be nice to em [This message was edited by David L. Donald on 16 August 2004 at 01:54 PM.] |
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Rick Collins Member From: Claremont , CA USA |
posted 17 August 2004 03:02 PM
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Oh, I beg your pardon. It seems that KFC does have extra large breasts. I called Clint Eastwood and he confirms that one can special order the .357 Magnum KFC breast. He says to, "just ask for the Dirty Harry Bucket". |
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Colm Chomicky Member From: Prairie Village, Kansas, USA |
posted 18 August 2004 03:33 PM
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When Kentucky Fried Chicken entered the Chinese market, to their horror they discovered that their translated slogan "finger lickin' good" came out as "eat your fingers off" |
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