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Fessenden S-10 3P and 5K Session 500,American standard Strat,Shecter tele,Peavy Classic 50

Dobbs:This? Why, it's just my pedal steel guitar.

Bandit:Senor, I am a Federale, and I'm taking possession of your pedal steeeel guitar.

Dobbs:If you're a Federale, then let me see your BUMP.

Bandit: BUMP? We ain't got no BUMP. We don't need no BUMP! I DON'T HAVE TO SHOW YOU NO STEEENKING BUMP!!!!

begin shootout

[This message was edited by Tom Olson on 11 November 2004 at 08:08 PM.]

[This message was edited by mickd on 12 November 2004 at 11:56 AM.]

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aaron

Ron

Nikaro SD10 4x6

[This message was edited by Ronald Steenwijk on 15 November 2004 at 01:22 AM.]

Umpbay Embay Easeplay

Hoowah!

Here it is:

Larry,

I'd like to avoid perpetuating any further stupidity on the forum, so, please allow me to take this opportunity to let you know what a no giging moron you are. Wanna call me a cry baby? All it took was one thread to reveal what most of the know it all's on the forum really do with their time. Pathetic.

Have a nice day,

I think a "bang" will get the same result as a "bump", the thread still goes back to the top.

Yup!! it worked.

Edited.....Before I get threatening emails, I made this post in an effort to make a play on words and not meant to provide a path for crappy insults. This is one more funny thread and thanks to b0b he still has his sense of humor. Gee it even works with an edit, yep "bang" back to the top. LOL
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The spirit be with you!
If it aint got a steel, it aint real

[This message was edited by Fred Shannon on 15 November 2004 at 10:50 AM.]

There once was a topic named, "BUMP"
into which many forumites did jump
'til one guy named "Tex"
we really did vex;
so he came on and showed us his RUMP.

[This message was edited by Tom Olson on 15 November 2004 at 05:24 PM.]

"Steel guitar not really for sale, I will not tell you how much I want, and I will not post or
provide any photos. Guitar is in good shape, as I spent so much time talking idiotic crap on the
Internet that I never learned how to play it. Of course, you will never see how awesome my guitar
is, because I refuse to provide any photos. Maybe someone else has some photos that he could post,
as there seems to be one or two people on this forum who knows how insert a photo in the body of a
post. It really doesn't matter, because I really not looking to sell the guitar. If I was, I would
be way to ignorant to figure out how to actually complete a transaction. Would you trust me to
effectively pack and ship such a valuable steel guitar, anyway? Please feel free to ask as many
specific questions as you want. I will be sure to reply in vague rhetoric. I may even get mad at
you and start a new topic that goes in to great detail about how you tried to screw me out of the
guitar, and how everyone else should avoid doing business with you. BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP"

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aaron

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Playing For JESUS,LC. WILLIAMS U12,SHO-BUD PRO1,CARVIN TL60,GIBSON LES PAUL CUSTOM,YAMAHA L-10A ACOUSTIC,ROLAND JW-50 KEYBOARD,G&L AND BC RICH BASS'S

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Playing For JESUS,LC. WILLIAMS U12,SHO-BUD PRO1,CARVIN TL60,GIBSON LES PAUL CUSTOM,YAMAHA L-10A ACOUSTIC,ROLAND JW-50 KEYBOARD,G&L AND BC RICH BASS'S

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Gary Phillips
JUST-N-CASE PLUS
D-10 8/5 Desert Rose Steel Guitar