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Ray Jenkins
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From: Gold Canyon Az. Pinal U.S.A.

posted 28 April 2004 09:34 AM     profile     
The depressed dyslexic sitting on the corner wondering if ther really is a Dhgog?
ray

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Steeling is still legal in Arizona

Dave Van Allen
Member

From: Doylestown, PA , US , Earth

posted 28 April 2004 11:38 AM     profile     
How about his feminist Irish cousin "Erin Gogh Bra-less"
David L. Donald
Member

From: Koh Samui Island, Thailand

posted 28 April 2004 05:56 PM     profile     
We are just a bunch of rampaging eGoghs!

Id that enGogh?

Donna Dodd
Moderator

From: Kennesaw, Georgia, USA

posted 28 April 2004 06:32 PM     profile     
At this point, I'm not sure if I'm thinking of something new - or if it's something somebody else has already said.

Van Gogh's old-maid sister, HAPPY,ran BINGO every Wednesday at the Senior Center in Bossier City, Louisiana. Having won quite a few games herself, McCalls Magazine featured Happy on the cover of their March issue, titled Happy Gogh lucky at BingGogh.

David Cobb
Member

From: Chanute, Kansas, USA

posted 28 April 2004 09:43 PM     profile     
Old uncle I. Ben Gogh'in, inventor of Gogh-Lax, a combination of prune juice, flaxseed, bran, cinnamon, cloves and green apple puree for those times you absolutely, positively gotta Gogh.

Cousin Moe Gogh-
One third of a famous slapstick comedy team from the 30's & 40's.

Vincent's Scottish cousin, Streaker McGogh, an Olympic gold medalist sprinter who successfully spliced his genes to those of a swaybacked nag that went on to win the Kentucky Derby-
Gogh Like He$$

The Gogh Quintuplets-
Onemo, Tumo, Fremo, FoMo and NoMo.

[This message was edited by David Cobb on 28 April 2004 at 09:57 PM.]

Tony Davis
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From: Brisbane, QLD, Australia

posted 29 April 2004 04:06 AM     profile     
From my Buddy Joe Diamond in Nashville.........how about the Traffic Cop?...........Stop 'n Gogh ?
David L. Donald
Member

From: Koh Samui Island, Thailand

posted 29 April 2004 06:47 AM     profile     
I goght my MoGogh workin'
Dave Van Allen
Member

From: Doylestown, PA , US , Earth

posted 29 April 2004 08:18 AM     profile     
but it just don't work on you...
David Cobb
Member

From: Chanute, Kansas, USA

posted 29 April 2004 09:08 AM     profile     
Johnny T. Gogh-
His improvements on the little brown shack spell relief for many a construction worker

Kitty Gogh-
put her name on a line of designer cat boxes

Vincent's Alabama born nephew,
Scooter Gogh- invented an electric runabout for those with impaired mobility

Another Scottish cousin, Greasy McGogh-
auto mechanic and inventor of Gogh-Jo hand cleaner

David L. Donald
Member

From: Koh Samui Island, Thailand

posted 29 April 2004 04:19 PM     profile     
And without needing to change spelling,
there is that "permanently retired" Boston preist :
Goghegan

But if he were a NY state indian, he would be the "Last of the Goghegan's"

Sorry, couldn't help myself

[This message was edited by David L. Donald on 01 May 2004 at 03:50 PM.]

Donna Dodd
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From: Kennesaw, Georgia, USA

posted 29 April 2004 07:03 PM     profile     
The cousin who sings regularly at a LA coffee house - Gogh, Ray, Me, Fa, So, Latte, Gogh
David Cobb
Member

From: Chanute, Kansas, USA

posted 29 April 2004 09:28 PM     profile     
Yu'kon Gogh-Now
Alaska's most hired bail bondswoman

Neely Gogh
creator of the 28 hole bell crank, taking steelers anywhere they want to Gogh

David L. Donald
Member

From: Koh Samui Island, Thailand

posted 30 April 2004 01:30 AM     profile     
A more obscure one for our aussie friends.

A Melbourne born politico, possiblly decended on his mothers side,
from some frenchie Vincent relative,
most likely deported to England as a nutter,
and the subsequently deported to Austrailia,

only to sire a line of political knobs.
Culminating with,

E. Gogh Whitlam : labor prime minister '72- '77

Hey Tony, how's bout this one !

[This message was edited by David L. Donald on 30 April 2004 at 01:33 AM.]

Donna Dodd
Moderator

From: Kennesaw, Georgia, USA

posted 30 April 2004 05:53 AM     profile     
word has it that Van Gogh's bloodline goes as far back as Moses -
Yep, his followers are quoted even today for the anthem written on his behalf, Gogh, tell it on the Mountain!
David Cobb
Member

From: Chanute, Kansas, USA

posted 30 April 2004 08:16 AM     profile     
Vincent's granddaughter, she accepts the treats you offer, sings you one lousy carol, then splits for the next house-
Carol Ann Gogh

Minnie van Gogh-
Chrysler design engineer

Ruben T. Gogh-
deli owner

Illa Gogh-Freely
born with three kidneys and an undersized bladder

Vincent's unlucky half-brother, got laid off, went home and found his wife had run off with a vacuum cleaner salesman, leaving him to raise 12 kids by himself
Joe Ruff-Gogh


[This message was edited by David Cobb on 30 April 2004 at 02:45 PM.]


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