>The brother who bleached his clothes white, Hue Gogh

>The cousin from Illinois, Chica Gogh

>His magician uncle, Wherediddy Gogh

>His Mexican cousin, Amee Gogh

>The Mexican cousin's American half-brother, Grin Gogh

>The nephew who drove a stagecoach, Wellsfar Gogh

>The constipated uncle, Cant Gogh

>The ballroom dancing aunt, Tan Gogh

>The bird lover uncle, Flamin Gogh

>His nephew, psychoanalyst E. Gogh

>The fruit loving cousin, Man Gogh

>An aunt who taught positive thinking, Wayto Gogh

>The little bouncy nephew, Poe Gogh

>A sister who loved disco, Go Gogh

>His Italian uncle, Day Gogh

>And his niece who travels the country in a van, Winnie Bay Gogh.

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His uncle who teaches Math - Gogh Figure

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The niece who thought she was a cool Automobile :
Chic Car Gogh

His jail bird 3rd cousin from Brussels : Belgian Con Gogh

His too shy sister Alice. who marriad a psycoanylist :
A. Gogh Raphobic

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The uncle who liked to sing and play games with old friends on Sunday evenings-
Bing Gogh.

The sister who couldn't stay long-Anita Gogh.

The Jewish aunt who couldn't remember the lyrics-Howzat Gogh.

The half-Mexican cousin who always invited you along to the movies-Juana Gogh.

The tough politician uncle-M. Bar Gogh

The ditzy blonde aunt from Australia-
Ding Gogh

The great-uncle cowboy star from the 40's-
Gittyup N. Gogh

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The Gogh Gogh's

Who played the Whiskey A Gogh Gogh

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His rich Architect uncle - Leg Gogh

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His half-sister who worked the red light district-Ima'ho Gogh

His grandson who made a fortune in the cooking oil business-
Chris Gogh

His little brother known everywhere as Nancy's good friend-Slug Gogh

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The one who never got out of the 60's with all his faculties intact.
Gogh A Head

The bad German: Herman Gogh Ring

The recalcitrant child
Don Wanna Gogh

If Buddy Emmons was japanese the steel would have been named
Sho-Gogh n

The one most likely to take you up on ANY dare.
Gogh Nads

The cousin who is a Maitre de Hotel.
Waiter Gogh

The Suday morning TV christian puppet team
Davey and Goghliath

The girl who is no fun
Ima Goghing Home

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A half-Chinese nephew, the graphic artist-
Lo Gogh

His German beatnik son-in-law from the late fifties/early sixties-
Bonn Gogh

The whining, annoying sister, later married to Donald Trump-
Ivana Gogh

The country singer, known to cancel at the last minute-
No Show Gogh

The reluctant astronaut-
Willie Gogh

The law firm of-
Gogh, Gogh, Gogh, Dunn & Wendt

A great granddaughter and rodeo bull rider-
Letta Gogh

Juan T. Gogh, liked to stay until the bars closed.

Homer I. Gogh, developed the Gogh pedal on early automobiles, that name later changed to "the accelerator".

How about his cowboy-brother, the doctor who practices medicine in New York City -
Gogh Ahed, AMMD

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The brothers who found a way to turn the pelt of a certain small, burrowing animal into expensive looking outerwear.-
Gogh-Furs of Rodeo Drive.

And then there's the uncle who created the Gogh-bro instrument only to have his unpatented invention swiped and promptly renamed.

The half brother who ran a chain of upscale snail buffet restaurants.
S. Car Gogh

Holly Gogh-Lightly, Vincent's throughly modern, hyphenated, married daughter?

The nephew who created the terror on wheels, the Gogh cart.

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His brother, who was a broadcaster... Ray D. Gogh.

The cousin who never left home... Don Gogh

The Uncle/Priest, who made spaghetti sauce, Pray Gogh

The sister who was into birthsigns... Vir Gogh

The very first one in the family... Lona Gogh

The brother who liked to invent colors... N.D. Gogh

The brother who was a truck driver... Car Gogh

A neice who traveled a lot... Ontha Gogh

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almost...

quote:

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"Aw, c'mon Vincent, cheer up, I'll buy get you a beer"

Vincent:
"No thank you . I've already got one ear."

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But not his uncle who is so rich he is :
Goght Eno Ugh

His company mints Gold InGoght's

And keeps his yachet in the Goghlf of Lion

And the counter-punching nephew with the glass jaw :
Gogh Ing Down Again

But no one talks to the black sheep of the family who sodded off to Australia.

Because he only talks in Australian LinGogh.

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His young niece who had a little accident while trying to find a restroom-
I. Hattie Gogh

Vincent's uncle marketed his nephew's work and was first with the drive-up window concept-
Art T. Gogh

His paintings of skylines and rooftops he called roof-art.
Paintings of his beloved gophers were simply...

Goghfart

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I voted twice and still got a tie between David D and David C.

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David D. - We must go listen to his 3rd cousin twice removed,
who dropped everything in his life to play anceint clasical music :
Goghpher Baroque

David C. - His paintings of skylines and rooftops he called roof-art.
Paintings of his beloved gophers were simply...
Goghfart

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His half-Chinese, half Redneck son-in-law needs somebody to ride shotgun on a beer run-
Yu Wong Gogh?

His great-great granddaughter and inventor of the 110V vibrator-
Sheila Gogh-Wilder

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And my alter ego.
Gogh N. T. Win
the lottery WinGogh

Vincent lived nearby here in Provence.
Here we eat a cheese and mashed potato dish called :
AliGoght

[Makes you feel like a doorstop or a 6 month old fruitcake afterwards.]

(There is a great half jazz/ half Trad music group from Auvergne called
"Aligot Elements"
with jazz guitar, bagpipes, hurdy ghurdy, percussion, bass and violin. very cool stuff.)

(also the periodic table of Elements for science class here is called "le Aligots Elements")
So hows'bout, the half algerian / french cousin
Ali Gogh T. E. Le Ments

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And,
Goghna Be A Hot Time In The Old Town Tonight.

Drat, there is one about a transmitable disease and a Korean...
but I ain't goghna post THAT one.

But there was a spaghetti sause ...
It's in there
Pregogh.

But that's the same as the classic trailer trash wife stereo type :
Barefoot and ...

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His brother, the intrepid world traveler-
Earnest Lee Gogh

His great nephew, the Viagra salesman-
Woody T. Gogh

His son-in-law who ran a payday loan company-
Cash T. Gogh

The great, great grandson, a long haul trucker-
Miles T. Gogh

His grandson needed a playmate at the ballfield-
Kenny Gogh?

His great grandson who would lead the troops, unless his back was acting up-
General Lee Will Gogh

The teen aged half-sister, mature for her age and a hot date on the back row of the drive-in-
Wanda Gogh-Further?

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There is the gardener who is very lazy
Goghn Toseed
and his half brother the rebel
Goghn Topot

The crooner for the 40's Goghan Monroe

The small african country Goghanna

And the nephew in the longshoremen's union
Lodin Cargogh

And the 4th cousin twice removed, who is a mouse and computer chair designer.

E. R. Goghnomics

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edited to add the last name. duhhhhh

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