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Tim Whitlock Member From: Arvada, CO, USA |
posted 12 August 2004 12:24 PM
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Our piano player recently acquired a new accordion and started playing it at our shows. I need accordion jokes (preferably short ones) to fire off. Please give generously! Thanks! |
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David Cobb Member From: Chanute, Kansas, USA |
posted 12 August 2004 01:50 PM
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Q. How do you make a million dollars playing an accordian? A. Start with two million. Q. What's an accordian good for? Q. What's the difference between an accordianist and a sack of cow pies? Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? Q. What's the difference between an accordian and a concertina? Q. Why is it good that accordian players have a 1/2 oz. more brains than horses? Q. What do you call a group of topless female accordian players? Q. What's a bassoon good for? Q. What's the definition of a gentleman? There's nothing I like more than the sound of an accordian, unless perhaps it's the sound of a cat caught in a bandsaw. Many banjo jokes could be adapted to the accordian and there are a ton of those to be found in "search" mode. [This message was edited by David Cobb on 12 August 2004 at 01:51 PM.] |
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Bobby Lee Sysop From: Cloverdale, North California, USA |
posted 12 August 2004 02:09 PM
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Why do accordian players walk around when they play? They're trying to get away from that awful noise! |
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Jim Smith Member From: Plano, TX, USA |
posted 12 August 2004 02:19 PM
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A quick Google search on "accordion jokes" found 403 hits. That should keep you going for a while.   [This message was edited by Jim Smith on 12 August 2004 at 02:20 PM.] |
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George Kimery Member From: Limestone, TN, USA |
posted 12 August 2004 06:42 PM
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The old, "What do you call an accordion player with a beeper?" AN OPTIMIST. or...equally as old....What do you call an accordion player without a girlfriend? HOMELESS. Or, still another old one: The accordion player accidently left his accordion in the back seat of his car in a very bad neighboood last night. He went to get it this morning, but it was too late. Somebody had already broken into the car and..............left another accordion! |
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Lee Baucum Member From: McAllen, Texas (Extreme South) - The Final Frontier |
posted 13 August 2004 03:18 PM
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Click Here Here are lots of old jokes. Change the word b@njo to accordion and they should work. ------------------ |
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Ray Minich Member From: Limestone, New York, USA |
posted 13 August 2004 04:32 PM
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(I couldn't resist, from the MSNBC website  )Looking for bad luck? Consider: 1 of 13 things that happened on Friday the 13th Anthony Foss, for reasons known only to himself, patents the accordion on Friday, Jan. 13, 1854. [This message was edited by Ray Minich on 13 August 2004 at 04:32 PM.] |
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