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George Redmon Member From: |
posted 04 December 2006 05:03 PM
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need ideas fer the rednecks on my chrismas list any hepfull saggestons? i thought of some 1, Toilet Seat for the outhouse 2, ammo 3, live stock that's livin' {but we don't need no more dogs or cats}... |
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ray qualls Member From: Baxter Springs, Kansas |
posted 04 December 2006 08:32 PM
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George, you forgot a fresh supply of corn cobs for the outhouse or maybe a new Sears/Roebuck catalog. ------------------ |
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Farris Currie Member From: Ona, Florida, USA |
posted 05 December 2006 10:30 AM
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also PEE POT NEEDED!!!!!!!!!!!
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Richard Sevigny Member From: Vancouver, BC, Canada |
posted 05 December 2006 10:35 AM
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...a window to throw it out of would be nice  |
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ray qualls Member From: Baxter Springs, Kansas |
posted 05 December 2006 11:15 AM
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How about a new chainsaw for your wife. |
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Ray Minich Member From: Limestone, New York, USA |
posted 05 December 2006 11:35 AM
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Could be a good trade........... (See H. Youngman...) [This message was edited by Ray Minich on 05 December 2006 at 11:38 AM.] |
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Farris Currie Member From: Ona, Florida, USA |
posted 05 December 2006 11:42 AM
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A wash pot to heat the water,and rub board to wash the cloths!!!! |
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Dave White Member From: Fullerton, California USA |
posted 05 December 2006 12:40 PM
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And a hand-crank operated wringer to squeeze the old wash water out of the clothes. |
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Farris Currie Member From: Ona, Florida, USA |
posted 05 December 2006 12:56 PM
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A Butter churn to churn butter, or a large jar to shake it in |
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Larry Robbins Member From: Fort Edward, New York, USA |
posted 05 December 2006 01:03 PM
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Dont forget...a good gift is always a couple of fresh rolls of Fly paper.And lets not forget cupons from all the finer places that we all maybe cant afford all the time like The Waffle House,Roy rogers and maybe if your lucky, a 50 cent cupon for Cheese Grits at Denny's. OR if its for HER a set of toenail clippers from the Quick-Mart is sure to please. Happy Hollidays [This message was edited by Larry Robbins on 05 December 2006 at 01:04 PM.] |
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Archie Nicol Member From: Ayrshire, Scotland |
posted 05 December 2006 02:59 PM
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A loving gift for Grandma....You know....Something useful. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K45PBZaFV0 |
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Dave White Member From: Fullerton, California USA |
posted 05 December 2006 04:41 PM
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A few boxes of ammo is a thoughtful gift as well. Tracer bullets are an especially nice gift this time of year. |
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Farris Currie Member From: Ona, Florida, USA |
posted 05 December 2006 04:54 PM
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HOW ABOUT A CORD OF WOOD FOR THE STOVE!!! A new water bucket to carry water from the spring. A number 3 wash tub would be nice gift!!! A spool of antena wire NICE!!!!!!!! |
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Rick Collins Member From: Claremont , CA USA |
posted 05 December 2006 05:06 PM
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Setting expectations too low is not a good idea __ Santa Claus likes a challenge. I'm asking for a red Ferrari Enzo and a Gulfstream V, with Spey fanjet engines. |
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Mike Shefrin Member From: New York |
posted 05 December 2006 05:24 PM
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Zippo lighter fluid, beef jerky,and a case of Jack Daniels....oh and maybe some rope. |
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George Redmon Member From: |
posted 05 December 2006 08:57 PM
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great stuff guys..a new pair of britches for bubba...and store bought socks.... |
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Luke Morell Member From: Ramsey Illinois, USA |
posted 06 December 2006 03:31 PM
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My wife said she wanted a new clothes drier for Christmas, so I bought her a brand new 100 foot roll of clothes line rope. |
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Dave White Member From: Fullerton, California USA |
posted 06 December 2006 09:42 PM
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I did better than that--I got her one of those clotheslines that looks like a giant umbrella skeleton--it's great because I stuck it on the roof of our trailer and strung antenna wire from the old Zenith up to it and used it as a pretty fair antenna. The wife says its kinda hard to get up there with a basket of wet clothes, even though I got her a stepladder. Oh well, as long as she doesn't go up there during a thunderstorm she'll be ok. |
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Howard Tate Member From: Leesville, Louisiana, USA |
posted 07 December 2006 11:24 AM
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My wife asked for a washer and dryer, so I got her a wash rag and towel. ------------------ |
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Russ Little Member From: Hosston,Louisiana, USA |
posted 07 December 2006 01:48 PM
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Farris , I think the proper term for that is SLOPJAR LOL |
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Carroll Hale Member From: Texas, USA |
posted 07 December 2006 02:17 PM
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[This message was edited by Carroll Hale on 07 December 2006 at 02:23 PM.] new member...help me please... [This message was edited by Carroll Hale on 07 December 2006 at 02:34 PM.] |
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Larry Robbins Member From: Fort Edward, New York, USA |
posted 07 December 2006 03:05 PM
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http://steelguitarforum.com/faq.html Carroll, |
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Jim Gorrie Member From: Edinburgh, Scotland |
posted 09 December 2006 08:31 AM
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Carroll H. ~ there's a very comprehensive explanation of how to post an image at this link. This is the one that I use. Works great. |
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Farris Currie Member From: Ona, Florida, USA |
posted 09 December 2006 09:04 AM
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You are right Russ, i had forgotten about the SLOP JAR term!!! hehehehhehehehhee farris |
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basilh Member From: United Kingdom |
posted 09 December 2006 09:11 AM
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My wife wanted something that would go from Zero to 180 in 3 seconds, so I bought her new bathroom scales ------------------ |
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Fred Jack Member From: Bay City Texas |
posted 09 December 2006 01:14 PM
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An old hand crank telephone to use for fishin. |
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Jennings Ward Member From: Edgewater, Florida, USA |
posted 09 December 2006 02:00 PM
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PINTO BEANS WITH ALL THE PHARTZ PICKED OUT... JW U PK;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ------------------ |
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Charles Davidson Member From: Alabama, USA |
posted 19 December 2006 09:49 PM
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Larry Robbins,Here in Alabama[THE HEART OF DIXIE]it is a FELONY to put cheese in GRITS!!! |
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Fred Jack Member From: Bay City Texas |
posted 20 December 2006 01:52 AM
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Charles: It certainly should be, everywhere! |
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JW Day Member From: Elizabethtown, Kentucky, USA |
posted 20 December 2006 03:31 AM
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Hey Fred, I had not thought of the telephone thing in years. It got so bad in my neck of the woods, we could not even keep ours in the truck. You know how them there game wardens feel about these items. You may have to explain this to some of the younger fisherman.Ah them good ole' days, JW Day |
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Bo Borland Member From: Cowtown NJ |
posted 20 December 2006 04:15 AM
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How about a flash light to help find your way to the bathroom at night . |
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Ray Minich Member From: Limestone, New York, USA |
posted 20 December 2006 09:27 AM
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10 rolls of duct tape, should last about a year... |
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Joe Smith Member From: Charlotte, NC, USA |
posted 20 December 2006 09:45 AM
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Well I'm getting my wife a new couch from the second hand store to put on the front porch. The old one don't have much of the stuffen left in it. Some jacks to put under the cars in the front yard would be nice too. |
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Farris Currie Member From: Ona, Florida, USA |
posted 20 December 2006 10:10 AM
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got a friend that has a AIRBOAT, Hopeing to get some FROG LEGS!!!!! Lady told me she would like to have some good FRYED CHICKEN!!!! I went out back GOT A CHICKEN OUT OF THE PEN AND CARRIED IT TO HER. [This message was edited by Farris Currie on 20 December 2006 at 10:14 AM.] |
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Charlie Willcockson Member From: Garden City, Missouri, USA |
posted 20 December 2006 10:47 AM
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Some jar lids, an axe hannel for the gun rack in the wrecker (to replace the one that the deputies kept), and maybe a new spring for the screen door! |
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Dave White Member From: Fullerton, California USA |
posted 20 December 2006 01:33 PM
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I got me a genuine antique axe--over 150 years old. Of course, due to wear and tear, it's had the handle and the blade replaced a few times. |
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Farris Currie Member From: Ona, Florida, USA |
posted 20 December 2006 02:36 PM
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Charlie You got a SCREEN DOOR??????????WOW I have a spring,but no door!!!!!!!!!!! farris |
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Larry Strawn Member From: Golden Valley, Arizona, USA |
posted 20 December 2006 04:26 PM
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My wife "asked" for a new pressure cooker, but the more she talked about blowing the lids off of them I decided on a new spare tar [tire] for her car! Larry S. I know how to keep em happy West ------------------ [This message was edited by Larry Strawn on 20 December 2006 at 04:27 PM.] |
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George Redmon Member From: |
posted 20 December 2006 05:54 PM
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I was thinkin' maybe a Chia Pet, or one of them fancy can openers that run on badderies that you ain't gotta crank,. |
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Richard Sevigny Member From: Vancouver, BC, Canada |
posted 20 December 2006 06:20 PM
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A nice big ax.... to go ice fishin' [This message was edited by Richard Sevigny on 20 December 2006 at 06:22 PM.] |
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