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Farris Currie Member From: Ona, Florida, USA |
posted 05 March 2005 03:55 AM
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Good Morning to all my Friends!!sure started my day off right.looking at the post and enjoying!Wayne,he gonna be full of possum when he rides that bike down here.Doyle he be out in Texas,no telling what he might bring us to throw on the cooker.Willis,he not but 30miles from me,so he probaly can get some fresh sea food,huh.guys i just can't hardly wait,and Ron he be talking about mabe a trip over here,we got him hungry boys.i better go to riding the woods with 4 wheeler,looking for them creatures hadnt i Jennings. Hope all of you Have a GREAT WK END MY FRIENDS GOD BLESS EACH OF YOU farris |
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Ron Steenwijk Member From: Greensburg,PA |
posted 05 March 2005 09:12 AM
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Put me some Possum in my next box Farris.I think customs don't like possum so they will let it thru. Hope you have a great weekend to my Friend. Ron |
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CrowBear Schmitt Member From: Ariege, - PairO'knees, - France |
posted 05 March 2005 09:56 AM
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Take the Possum Quizz : http://www.kiva.net/~kiwi/opossum/oquiz.htm and more possum links : http://www.opossum.org/ http://www.opossumsocietyus.org/ http://theopossumpage.com/ [This message was edited by CrowBear Schmitt on 05 March 2005 at 01:02 PM.] |
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Ron Steenwijk Member From: Greensburg,PA |
posted 05 March 2005 10:41 AM
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Farris just called. And he send me a picture over the internet.Told me he was out riding that 4wheeler off his and stumbled on some possums that were trying to get away from him and Jennings. Farris told them that if they ever wear disguises they should not take these again. Disguising yourself as Moe,Larry and Curly is the dumbest thing you can do. He did let them go though.  Ron |
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Jennings Ward Member From: Edgewater, Florida, USA |
posted 05 March 2005 04:17 PM
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FOLKS, THE VOTEING HAS STARTED, VOTE FOR THE REAL POSSUM,,,,,NOT GEORGE J. ....A REAL LIVE POSSUM THE BEAUTIFULL ANIMAL THAT LOVES PERSIMMONS.... I LIKE SIMMONS TOO DONT YOU FERRIS?/ WE DON WANT ANY PHONY POSSUMS , JUST THE REAL THING,, NOW EVERYONE TELL ALL YOU FRIENDS TO VOTE ALSO FOR OUR SAINTED POSSUM. THEY WILL KEEP US SMILEING AND PICKIN.... WE WILL HAVE A GOOD REASON TO GRIN LIKE A POSSUM,,,,,OUR MASCOTT.... FERRIS HAS PLENTY OF ROOM FOR A GOOD COOK OUT AND BEST OF ALL A " STEEL GUITAR JAM " HE HAS 30 MILES OF COW PASTURE IN ANY DIRECTION FROM HIS HOUSE, AND THAT IS NO BULL..... WHAT A SPREAD... FERNDAND SAID WHEN FERRIS DECIDES TO COOK PEOPLE COME FROM 30 MILES AWAY, JUST FOLLOWING THE SMELL.....YA'LL COME ON DOWN AND MAYBE WE CAN HAVE A SEAUNCE TOO ALONG WITH THE JAM....I CALL W.VA. AND GET A KEG OF KORN FOR US....OR MAYBE INDIANA, THEY HAVE GOOD CORN ALSO.... JUST ASK BUDDY........MORE LATER...GET BUSY AND VOTE.........JENNINGS ------------------ |
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Farris Currie Member From: Ona, Florida, USA |
posted 05 March 2005 06:26 PM
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Dang guys,what has this turned into,Ron ask about me,and here comes all the possum stuff,i am a steel player!!not a pro,but just a steel player!!i don't play possum ect.just cook em,see all the grease on the cooker, possum grease!!guess you guys are having fun with all this stuff,but i am a steeler first and possum cooker last.Jennings you have started lots of stuff i don't know nothing about,but i do like the stump water.LOVE YOU GUYS farris |
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Jennings Ward Member From: Edgewater, Florida, USA |
posted 05 March 2005 09:21 PM
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FERRIS,,,, SAVE ALL THAT POSSUM GREASE AND POSSUM FAT....GAS JUST WENT UP 15 CENTS A GALLON TODAY.....COST ME FIFTY BUCKS TO FILL YP MY VAN....CANT STAND THAT ,, CANT GO TO NO STEEL JAMS AT THOSE PRICES,,WE WILL FERMENT THAT POSSUM FAT AND MAKE FUEL OUT OF IT......NO FERRIS AND ALL OF YOU , GO TO THE HUMOR SECTION AND VOTE FOR THE POSSUM TO BE OUR MASCOTT...PLEASE VOTE.....THE PRICE OF GAS IS REDICULAS, HOW WE GOING TO HAUL HEAVY GITS. AND AMPS ARROUND????????HELP..... TOMORROW I AM GOING SHOPPING FOR A FAT BURNING AUTO....TO HELL WITH THESE OIL PRICES AND WHOEVER IS CAUSING IT. AND I THINK I KNOW WHO IS RESPONSABLE......VOTEM FOR POSSUM ,,,,,,,JENNINGS........ ------------------ |
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Farris Currie Member From: Ona, Florida, USA |
posted 07 March 2005 11:26 AM
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Jennings,wish you were here right now!!!what a week end man,Monday now,been recording all week end,man i am tired,went out early this morning,and what did i see?two of the finest creatures in the front yard you've ever seen.well,i've got the smoker going and you know whats cooking for supper tonight.man between fine playing and fine eatting it just don't get no better. i'm trying to get studio set up so we can record,but smacking is not allowed,it will mess up the recording.everone must wear their teeth,because the possume will be hard to chew with just gums.also need 2 gallons of the fineest stump water farris |
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Jennings Ward Member From: Edgewater, Florida, USA |
posted 07 March 2005 10:42 PM
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FERRIS, YOU REALLY HURT ME,, RECORDING, EATING POSSUM,,,DRINKING STUMP WATER, ACN SWEET TALKING ELSIE......BOY YOU KNOW HOW TO LIVE IT UP AND NOT INVITE ME....I WAS GOING TO PLAY WITCHES BREW, AND, MARIE LABO FOR YOU, AND BRING PRECIOUS AND LET HER PLAY THE BANGER AND SING A BOY NAMED SUE..... ALSO I WOULD LET YOU TRY MY LEFT HABDED STEEL BAR...... BUT TOO LATE NOW.......BOO HOO,,,,,,BOO HOO.......I AM SAD......JENNINGS...... ------------------ |
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Farris Currie Member From: Ona, Florida, USA |
posted 11 March 2005 09:44 AM
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JENNINGS,weekend coming again,man i can't believe you left me out of the will!! you know i'd love to get my hands on those guitars you have!!man i'd take care of them toooooo.and rub them down with possum grease thats got to make um last a long time. well, time to build a fire again,and we know whats gonna be in the cooker!! nice fat ones tooooooo. farris |
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Jennings Ward Member From: Edgewater, Florida, USA |
posted 11 March 2005 09:16 PM
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FERRIS SINCE YOU WONT INVITE ME DOWN TO ONA, I AM GOING TO LEARN HOW TO PLAY WITCHES BREW LEFT HANDED AN PHONE IT IN TO YOU COLLECT....MAN I WISH I HAD A BIG POSSUM, I HONGARY,,,,,MY GIZZARD IS STILL ACTING UP,,STARTED CHASING YOUNG GIRLS YESTERDAY AND BY THE TIME I CAUGHT ONE SHE WAS A GREAT, GREAT GRANDMAW.... I CANT WIN.....SEND ME SOME POSSUM AND SOME NEW LEF HANDED STEEL LICKS,,,,, LOOKING THRU SOME OLD MUSIC BOOKS, AND FOUND MY CIRCLE OF 5 THS.. THE HADNT BIN USED IN SO LONG THEY WERE SQUARE.....SEE YOU,,,,,,,JENNINGS ------------------ |
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Farris Currie Member From: Ona, Florida, USA |
posted 13 March 2005 03:26 PM
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OH what a day,so pretty,barbqueing was so nice, wish you had been here my friend!!! never tell what we had,but sweet taters,were at there prime,and meat,to go with them.Armadillas are digging up the back yard. but not what we had for sure!!went out with light last night to catch the armillados,but found something else!! possums everwhere!!they be after my chickens,so today you know the rest of the story. farris |
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Jennings Ward Member From: Edgewater, Florida, USA |
posted 13 March 2005 08:52 PM
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ferris i was playing my steel and trying to figure a few new cppedents and happen to think that you have not voted yet, neither has Duncan for our possum mascott.....Come on , i need u 2's fore.... its importand..... u aint going to get ahead od me, i had cackleberryburgers and fungus, and a piece of pig for supper....not as good as possum , but keeps up strength to pick, jazz on the steel......niw you fote, ya'hear....jennings ------------------ |
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Farris Currie Member From: Ona, Florida, USA |
posted 14 March 2005 11:02 AM
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Jennings,sorry i hadn't voted yet,man you know im all for the possum anytime, today i'm really studing,i want a pro1 old time guitar,rounded front ect.wondering if you got one of those in your library over there? i sure you don't, you don't go for the finer things of life huh?? man them old buds just can't be beat.but don't forget me in your will, i like emmons toooooo ok, later my friend farris |
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Jennings Ward Member From: Edgewater, Florida, USA |
posted 17 March 2005 02:55 PM
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FERRIS, I DON;T HAVE ANY SPARE ONES, ESPECIALLY FREE ONES, AND I AINT DEAD YIT...BUT GET YOUR BUT OVER TO LAKE PANASOFKIE SATURDAY SO THAT I CAN EYE BALL YOU AND WE CAN CHECK OUT THAT QUAD EIGHT THAT EARNIES NIECE IS BRINGING ME.... SEE YOU THERE.........JENNINGS......... ------------------ |
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Farris Currie Member From: Ona, Florida, USA |
posted 17 March 2005 03:08 PM
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Jennings,what a day this has been,rained since midnite last night,leaked on my computer keyboard shorted out,no puter,till just a little while ago.man i'm worried about the possums drowning, lots of water,so sat. night is the night huh.you gonna be busy for a spell now.hope you got enough strings to fill it man. i won't be able to come,i can't drive at this time, staying drunk on medicine. but hope ya'll have a great time my friend. farris |
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Jennings Ward Member From: Edgewater, Florida, USA |
posted 17 March 2005 03:54 PM
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SORRY YOU CANT MAKE IT , GIVE ME A CALL AT 386-423-1387, AND IT WONT COST YOU IF YOU GIVE ME YOUR PHONE NO, U;LL CALLYOU RIGHT BACK,,,,,NO CHARGE...... JENNINGS....... ------------------ |
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Farris Currie Member From: Ona, Florida, USA |
posted 17 March 2005 05:50 PM
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Jennings my number is 863-735-1835 hows that for service?? no i don't have no extra possums, tell you now. |
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CrowBear Schmitt Member From: Ariege, - PairO'knees, - France |
posted 18 March 2005 02:07 AM
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Then just how you gonna feed the mascot voters Farris ? |
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Jennings Ward Member From: Edgewater, Florida, USA |
posted 18 March 2005 12:05 PM
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JUST TALKED TO FERRIS ON LAND LINE. SAID HE IS NOT FEELING TOO WELL... SAME PROBLEM AS MINE... WE GONA TRY TO LIFT HIS SPIRITS, I DID AND BOY WERE THEY GOOD. BEST STUMP WATER IN A LONG TIME.. THANKS FERRIS, YOU ARE A KIND SOUL....BOYS HE IS A GOOD FRIEND, AND HE LET ME SAMPLE SOME OF HIS GOODIES..UUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMM GOOD.. JENNINGS... ------------------ |
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Farris Currie Member From: Ona, Florida, USA |
posted 18 March 2005 02:24 PM
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sorry jenning, i'd love to swap with you,but possums are scarce down here,if i ever get a surpluse, we will trade one of those guitars. but possum is more important than a steel at this time.you just can't beat a good old possum. farris |
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Jennings Ward Member From: Edgewater, Florida, USA |
posted 18 March 2005 05:51 PM
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FERRIS, WE GOT TO LOOK OUT FOR EACH OTHER, THEM YANKEES HAVE LEARNED HOW GOOD POSSUMS ARE AND THAT IS WHAT MAKES THEM SO SCARACE... THIS TIME OF YEAR, ALL WE GOT HERE IN FLORIDA SI YANKEES AND CANNOOKS. THEY ALL LOVE POSSUM..I'LL CALL YOU AND WE WILL SEE IF WE CAN START A POSSUM FARM, LIKE THEY DID FOR CATFISH,,,CATFISH FARM OR POSSUM FARM.... WE WILL HAVE IT MADE..WE WILL CHARGE ADMISSION..... THINK WE CAN MAKE A MILLION?? MAYBE WE CAN GET DONNA, LANEY, TERRISA TO HANDLE THE PHONES, TAKE ORDERS AND SING FOR US.....WE WOULD REALLY HAVE IT MADE.... THEM GALS WOULD NOT HAVE TO SHOW THEIR BELLY BUTTONS EITHER....WHAT YOU SAY..???? GO TO WORK ON DONNA, AND THE OUTHERS.....TAKE CARE,,,,, JENNINGS..... ------------------ |
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Farris Currie Member From: Ona, Florida, USA |
posted 18 March 2005 05:58 PM
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Jennings,young lady named Jeanie Richardson,i never met but i know she likes possum tooooooo. i think we can sell armadilo take the shell off, and they won't know the difference!!especially them there yankees, HELL they will love um. farris |
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Jennings Ward Member From: Edgewater, Florida, USA |
posted 18 March 2005 07:07 PM
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FERRIS, DO YOU THINK WE COULD FOOL THEM IF WE PICKED UP STRAY CATS?? SOLD THEM FOR POSSUMS???? I THINK SOME WOULD LIKE THEM CATS....WHAT SAY.....SOME CATS PLAY JAZZ ON THEIR MOCHINES AND I LIKE IT.... I TRY, BUT I AINT NO KAT.....I JUST DUMB MOUNTAIN WILLIAM.........JENNINGS ------------------ |
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Larry Strawn Member From: Golden Valley, Arizona, USA |
posted 19 March 2005 05:31 PM
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Jennings,, Don't try and tell me Mountain Williams can't play Jazz, I know better than that!! And don't be tryin to feed me no dang Armadillo, Growin up in the hills of S.E. Okla. I know the difference t'ween Possum and Texas "Road Kill" [Armadillo]!! See Ya, Larry ------------------ [This message was edited by Larry Strawn on 19 March 2005 at 05:33 PM.] |
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Jennings Ward Member From: Edgewater, Florida, USA |
posted 20 March 2005 07:09 PM
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larry,, DO YA'LL HAVE GATORS IN ARIZONIE???? I WENT TO THE FLORIDA STEEL GUITAR CLUB JAM YESTERDAY AND PICKED UP A FENDER 4 X 8 STRING JOB, OLD BEAT UP BUT BEAUTIFULL....NEEDS SOME PICKUPS. .. BRINGS BACK MEMORIES OF MY WESTERN SWING DAYS...YES I AM OLD ENOUGH,, TURNED 70 THE 2 ND OF THIS MONTH.. LOVEDE TO PLAY FIDDLE WITH STEEL AND GUITAR...I WAS THE FIDDLER..COULD NOT SING BUT LIKE BOB I COULD FIDDLE ARROUND AND DID.... COME ON DOWN TO FL. AND WE WILL TEACH YOU TO WATER SKI OS OUR BIG GATOR LAKE AND RIVER.,, GO DOWN TO FERRIS'S AND EAT SOME POSSUMS.. GATHER SKUNK CABBAGE,, WE'LL HAVE A H**L OF A GOOD TIME....AND IF YOU ARE A RED NECK SO MUCH THE BETTER AND IF YOU ARE NOT YOU WILL BE BY THE TIME WE GET FINISHED WITH YOU....NOW YOU CAN'T SAY NO.....I FORGOT WHAT THIS POST WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT, YA'LL FORGIVE ME,,, I HAVE A STRINGMASTER 26" SCALE ON MY MIND. CANT WAIT UNTILL I GET IT FIRED UP WITH A FENDER SUPER REVERB AND AN ORIGINAL FENDER PEDAL. NOW I CAN PLAY BOB W. AND LEON MAC. HERB REMMINGTOS STYLE.....IF THAT ALL RIGHT WITH YOU HERB........MORE LATER FELLAS AND GALS,,JUST VOTE FOR THE POSSUMS AND STAY A REDNECK..........JENNINGS ------------------ |
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Farris Currie Member From: Ona, Florida, USA |
posted 20 March 2005 07:22 PM
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oh jennings,i been in the woods today!redneck bar-b-que!man never had such good eating.glad you got the guitar,hope you can enjoy it.man i got a big pan of meat over here on the counter right now.bar-b-que chicken halfs,pork ribs,beef roast!and some called the other squirrel, but i kindda think it was some good old possum!!!i'm getting worried,they saying rain all this wk. them there possums might drown if to much water!! have a good nite my friends farris |
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Jennings Ward Member From: Edgewater, Florida, USA |
posted 21 March 2005 07:45 PM
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FERRIS, JEANIE IS ONE OF MY MOUNTAIN WILLIAM COUSINS,, HOPE SHE DONT GET MAD AT ME FOR REAVELING THIS " SECRET " . SOME OF USSINS DO NOT LIKE TO BRAG OR ADVERTISE..IN MY CASE, MOM WOULDN'T LET ME COME OUT OF THE CAVE UNTIL I WAS GROWN,, DONT KNOW WHY SHE WAS ASHAMED OF ME,, WE WERE ALL U= GLY AND ONLY ATE POSSUMS AND WORE POSSUM CLOTHES..JEANIE LIVED UP RIVER FROM ME IN CHARLESTOWN, AND I LIVED IN A CAVE IN THE MOUNTAINS, TALKED BY SMOKE SIGNALS WHEN THE WIND WAS JUST RIGHT....NOW FERRIS , SHE IS A VERY PRETTY GAL AND SMART TOO...SHE WONT CLAIM KIN WITH ME.....MORE LATER, GOT TO GO GET ME A POSSUM LAIG.......JENNINGS ------------------ |
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Larry Strawn Member From: Golden Valley, Arizona, USA |
posted 21 March 2005 08:02 PM
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Jennings,, No gators in Az. to hot and dry just R. snake, and Gila Monsters. But I did spend the first half of my life working along the Gulf coast, La. Miss. S. Tx. A lot of time out in the Gulf on the Rigs. Know all about Gators, Gar, Coon!! Lots of Good Coon A$$ steel players down that way!! Ya aint gonna trick this "Red Neck" into water ski in in no Gator, and Cotton Mouth infested lake!! I will play Moosic with you and Farris, and eat your Possum tho!! Later Friend,, Larry ------------------ [This message was edited by Larry Strawn on 21 March 2005 at 08:34 PM.] |
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Farris Currie Member From: Ona, Florida, USA |
posted 23 March 2005 07:30 PM
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Jennings i can't belive you would talk about your kin, man i know jennie would jump on your neck if she were to read this. and LARRY don't be scared of the fl. gators man i wade and fish in among them all the time. if gator gets after fish you are catching, just let him have him. the next one is probaly yours. your in good hands with florida waters hahahahah farris |
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Jennings Ward Member From: Edgewater, Florida, USA |
posted 23 March 2005 07:48 PM
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WELL HERE GOES... DID ANYONE READ THE POST ABOUT THE MANAGER OF THE GRAND OLE OPRY???? SEEM LIKE THEY MAY HAVE TURNED ITNTO MINE AND FERRIS' AND LARY'S KIND OF HOUSE..DOES IT STILL TAKE A YEAR TO GET A TICKET TO GET IN... DO THEY HAVE ANY GEORGIA GALS WORKING THERE?? WE WOULD LIKE TO KNOW.....EH FELLAS? I AM TO OLD TO STAND IN LINE NOW SO I WILL JUST HAVE TO SIT AND WATCH.....DO THEY STILL PLAY MUSIC AT THE OPRY OR JUST LET TOBY MAKE NOISE??? LET U. S. KNOW...BOYS I CANT FIND ANY PICKUPS. JUST F 160'S, AND RAMS, NO CAHEVYS EITHER.....WELL, EAT MORE POSSUM AND VOT FOR THE POSSUM.......JENNINGS ------------------ |
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Larry Strawn Member From: Golden Valley, Arizona, USA |
posted 24 March 2005 08:19 AM
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Farris, Jennings, I believe ya'll about the gooood food!! And gooood pickin, But I'm tellin ya right up front, I don't TRUST ya'll when it comes to Gators!!! Ginger and her 2 sisters are going to N.C. next week, for a family Heritage typ thang, thay were wanting to come back thru Tn. and make the Opry, All 3 of those girls are dyde in the wool "country" girls, From what I'm hearing, I think they've scrapped that idea because of the way it has changed. To bad, that's some thing they have all been wanting to do for yrs.!! Save some Possum, may need ya'll to ship me some!! Larry ------------------ |
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Bill Beall Member From: Lincoln, Nebraska, USA |
posted 24 March 2005 09:57 AM
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Watch'em there, Larry. Water skiin' in Florida is just another name for trollin' fer gators. I think Farris and Jennings are thinkin' about some barbequed gater tail. And they're lookin' fer bait. |
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Larry Strawn Member From: Golden Valley, Arizona, USA |
posted 24 March 2005 10:11 AM
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Bill, You may just be onto something there!! They talk a lot about eatin Possum, but if they could "trick" some one into being "Gator" bait.......????? lol... Keep on Pickin friends. Larry ------------------ |
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CrowBear Schmitt Member From: Ariege, - PairO'knees, - France |
posted 24 March 2005 03:04 PM
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and that's where badger grease comes in handy |
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Larry Strawn Member From: Golden Valley, Arizona, USA |
posted 24 March 2005 03:35 PM
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All right CrowBear,, I'll bite,,What's the Badger grease for?? ------------------ |
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Jennings Ward Member From: Edgewater, Florida, USA |
posted 24 March 2005 08:01 PM
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NOW BOYS, DO YA'LL THINK WE WOULD TRICK YOU LIKE THAT. ALL THE GATOR WANTS IS ONE BITE.. I THINK CROWBEAR HAS SOMETHING UP HIS SLEEVE BESIDES A DIRTY ELBOW, TALKING ABOUT BADGER GREASE..CROWBEAR USE SKUNK, YOU GOT IT MADE AFTER YOU GET PAST THE SMELL, THATS WHAT THEY ALWAYS TOLD ME.......NOW YOUR WOMEN FOLK SHOULD JOURNEY DOWN TO FLORIDA AN JOIN THE SPRING BREAKERS IN THEIR BIKINIS..... I TRIED TO TAKE SOME PHOTOS OF THE GALS IN THEIR THONGS THE OTHER DAY. EVERY TIME I SNAPPED THE SHUTTER THE CAMRA GOT SO HOT IT BURNED MY HAND. NOW I HAVE TROUBLE PICKING.....LATER. LETS GO SKIING......EAT MORE POSSUM. VOTE FOR THE POSSUM...........JENNINGS........... ------------------ |
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CrowBear Schmitt Member From: Ariege, - PairO'knees, - France |
posted 25 March 2005 02:49 AM
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Larry, i'm sure Farris puts the badger grease to get the bait off the skis Farris, skunks are real nice critters btw: snake's purty good food too [This message was edited by CrowBear Schmitt on 25 March 2005 at 02:52 AM.] |
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Farris Currie Member From: Ona, Florida, USA |
posted 25 March 2005 09:32 AM
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NEEDED,GATOR BAIT!!!!!must be fat and healthy,able to stay afloat,and kick and paw in the water!!good benefits.apply now. farris |
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Larry Strawn Member From: Golden Valley, Arizona, USA |
posted 25 March 2005 01:40 PM
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Farris,, Got a son-in-law who might be just right for the job!!! Painting his sign right now!! CrowBear, you probably got it right about the Badger grease.. ------------------ |
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