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Larry Robbins Member From: Fort Edward, New York, USA	posted 25 March 2005 01:54 PM profile Farris, I got two ex-wives that I would gladly send down to apply for your "gator bait" position! ....Free...just take over payments!But I'll tell you what,..they had better be some pretty mean gators or they wont have a chance! ------------------ Sho-Bud ProII, Pro III custom, Fender Steelking,Hilton pedal,Tut Taylor "Virginian"
Larry Strawn Member From: Golden Valley, Arizona, USA	posted 25 March 2005 02:17 PM profile Dang Larry,, I can really relate to THAT!!! Well, I gotta get ready for work,,I just "have" to play steel at the Eageles tonight!!Did I say "WORK"?? Later guys. Larry ------------------ Emmons S/D-10, 3/4, Sessions 400 Ltd. Home Grown E/F Rack "ROCKIN COUNTRY"
Larry Robbins Member From: Fort Edward, New York, USA	posted 25 March 2005 03:56 PM profile HMMMMMMMMMM....I just noticed my signature. Two steels....two ex-wives....Im starting to see a patern here .....what do I get to give up for my Dobro? ------------------ Sho-Bud ProII, Pro III custom, Fender Steelking,Hilton pedal,Tut Taylor "Virginian"
Jennings Ward Member From: Edgewater, Florida, USA	posted 25 March 2005 08:10 PM profile ME AND FERRIS NEED SOM NEW WATER SKIERS. THE SEASON IS COMING AND WE NEED A BIG RESERVE...NOW GO TO THE HUMOR SECTION AND VOTE AND GET NYOUR FREE BOX OF ASSORTED POSTHOLES, ALL SIZES AND COLORS,, PUT IN YOUR VOTE FOR FLAVORS ALSO AND SIZ POSSUM....FERRIS AND I ARE PLANTING A NEW CROP NEXT WEEK....JENNINGS.....VOTE FOR THE POSSUM ------------------ EMMONS D10 10-10 profex 2 deltafex ne1000 pv1000, pv 31 bd eq, +
Farris Currie Member From: Ona, Florida, USA	posted 26 March 2005 05:18 PM profile Scarey, several wifes have sent for applications for entering there husbands!!and a couple guys have entered there wifes too!!!!Jennings i saw two fine possums ran over on the road this morning, i was just a little to late,some other road travelers grabed them. can't wait for the gator grabbing. farris
Farris Currie Member From: Ona, Florida, USA	posted 27 March 2005 04:11 PM profile Larry afraid of EX wives,they are usually abusive, can't use bruised up gator meat its got to be fresh clean,and ready for market. thanks anyway,we need gentle easy going bait,and easy on the gators. farris
Jennings Ward Member From: Edgewater, Florida, USA	posted 27 March 2005 11:06 PM profile FELLOWS, THERE AINT NO GATORS ON THE WEST COAST OF FLORIDA, THATS WHERE MY X LIVES. SHE IS TOO MEAN..... NOW BE CAREFUUL THOUGH, YOU CANT TELL HER FROM A COTTON MOUTH, BOTH ARE REPTILES IN M H O........FERRIS , YOU ARE FAR ENOUGH AWAY, YOU SHOULDN' BE AFFECTED.. LETS TALK ABOUT SOMETHING NICE, NOT X'S.... HOW ABOUT MINT FLAVORED POSSUM WITH JUST A HINT OF HOARSEREDDISH MUSTARD??? NOW THAT SHOULD BE GOOD.... FOR THESE THAT HAVE VOTED YOUR BOX OF POST HOLES IS AT THE P.O. .... RFD WILL NOT DELIVER........NOW VOTE AND EAT MORE POSSUM.......BE CAREFUL THOSE COTTON MOUTHS ARE BAAAAAADDDDD.....JENNINGS...... ------------------ EMMONS D10 10-10 profex 2 deltafex ne1000 pv1000, pv 31 bd eq, +
Farris Currie Member From: Ona, Florida, USA	posted 28 March 2005 03:54 PM profile JENNINGS,wow ain't i happy,rode the roads last night, got a pen full of those finer things of life.working on some fine recepits.possume dumplings, roasted possum, wow barbqued.and pan fried, can't hardly wait to ge them brewing.
Jennings Ward Member From: Edgewater, Florida, USA	posted 29 March 2005 08:47 PM profile FERRIS, HOW MANY STEEL PLAYERS ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE AT YOUR POSSUM COOK OUT????I KNOW SEVERAL THAT WANT TO BE THERE, EVEN SOME FRENCHMEN,, CANADIANS,, REDNECKS,,,, GOOD OLD BOYS....SAY HAVE YOU INVITED THE BIG "E" ? ?? DOES HE LIKE POSSUM TOO???? I AM SURE HE DOES, HE IS FROM INDIANA,, PLENTY OF POSSUMS UP THERE,, THE PERSIMMON CAPITAL OF MID WEST......WHO ELSE IS GOING TO BE THERE... RON ELLIOT WILL WANT TO COME, LYN OWSLEY, WIMPY, LLOYD GREEN. CROWBEAR AND MORE..EVEN b0b MAY WANT TO BE THERE.. ALL OF THE FORUM MODERATORS AND SOME OF OUR KIN,,THE REDNECKS.......MOUNTAIN WILLIAMS ....FLORIDA AND GEORGIA KRACKERS..TENN. KY. VA. W.VA. ILL . SC.NC. ALA. MISS. LOUISE. WISCONSIN. MINN. MICH. OHIO . NY. MD. PENN. DE. NJ. MAINE. VT.WASH. OKLA. NEV. WYO. AIZ. UTAH. CALIFONIE. ORAG. AND ALL THE REST THAT I CANT REM....WE WILL HAVE ON GREAT ALL DAY DINNER AND PICKING ON THE GROUND........LAER.....JW ------------------ EMMONS D10 10-10 profex 2 deltafex ne1000 pv1000, pv 31 bd eq, +
Farris Currie Member From: Ona, Florida, USA	posted 30 March 2005 06:30 PM profile Jennings called me tonight,crying he don't got no possum,sorry man,some things i just don't share,and that is one of them, just have to eat barn yard bird for awhile.huh. got a fine market for them on the other side of town.we have to leave the feet on them,they been burned to much with house cats. farris
Jennings Ward Member From: Edgewater, Florida, USA	posted 31 March 2005 08:26 PM profile FERRIS SEND ME SOME POSSUM SEEDS... I'LL SEND YOU SOME MACRONI AND SPAGHETTI AND A BOX OF POST HOLES TOMORROW.....NOW PINE CONES DO NOT MAKE GOOD MEAT BALLS....DONT FORGET......JENNINGS......VOTE POSSUM...... ------------------ EMMONS D10 10-10 profex 2 deltafex ne1000 pv1000, pv 31 bd eq, +
Larry Strawn Member From: Golden Valley, Arizona, USA	posted 31 March 2005 08:38 PM profile Jennings, I left you a recepie for Ok. meat balls in the humor section.. Larry ------------------ Emmons S/D-10, 3/4, Sessions 400 Ltd. Home Grown E/F Rack "ROCKIN COUNTRY"
Farris Currie Member From: Ona, Florida, USA	posted 01 April 2005 08:20 AM profile OK guys,i just planted the possum seed and watered them in good,they are suppose to be ready for Thanks giving.taking orders now,how many you need?? farris
Farris Currie Member From: Ona, Florida, USA	posted 02 April 2005 12:46 PM profile Jennings,i tryed your breaking in new speaker,took it out,ran finger around it many times,but don't seem to make no difference. i suppose you must of had possum grease on your fingers huh.dang it you got to explain better farris
Jennings Ward Member From: Edgewater, Florida, USA	posted 02 April 2005 07:09 PM profile FERRIS,,,,IT WONT WOR IF YOU HAVE NOT BIN MILKING BEFORE YOU DO IT....SOMETHING IN THE MILK I GUESS........SEND ME SOME MOR POSSUM SEEDS, HAD TO USE WHAT YOU SENT TO PAY THE DOCTOR,, HE TOOK POSSUM SEED INSTEAD OF CASH.....TAKE CARE,,,,,,JENNINGS...... ------------------ EMMONS D10 10-10 profex 2 deltafex ne1000 pv1000, pv 31 bd eq, +
Farris Currie Member From: Ona, Florida, USA	posted 02 April 2005 08:02 PM profile Jennings,now you tell me,thats a job to take that thing out man.don't got no milk cow no more,but neighbors got a goat i think.don't know where it is a boy or girl.ha ha, possum seed are in short supply may not have anymore extra,and the ones i planted haven't came up yet.if you payed doc.with possum seed,he got the best deal man. farris
Farris Currie Member From: Ona, Florida, USA	posted 03 April 2005 05:34 PM profile Tonight i'm really sick,hearing Jennings has had a heartattack!!No more folishness,hopeing and PRAYING JENNINGS will be alright.GOD BLESS YOU JENNINGS farris
Jennings Ward Member From: Edgewater, Florida, USA	posted 03 April 2005 08:31 PM profile THANKS FERRIS, I AM HOME, VERY TIRED AND WEAK, BUT SEEM TO BE IMPROVING...THANKS A MILLION FOR YOUR CONCERN AND TO THE REST OF THE FORUM MEMBERS THAT HAVE E MAILED ME.. THANK ALL OF YOU VERY MUCH..... BLESS YA'LL. JENNINGS ------------------ EMMONS D10 10-10 profex 2 deltafex ne1000 pv1000, pv 31 bd eq, +
Farris Currie Member From: Ona, Florida, USA	posted 04 April 2005 12:11 PM profile Thanks Jennings,glad to hear from you my friend.Man they sure scared me,telling me you had a heart attack.this forum ain't the same without you.Your the only one that appreciates possums.Take care my FRIEND. GOD BLESS YOU farris
CrowBear Schmitt Member From: Ariege, - PairO'knees, - France	posted 04 April 2005 02:03 PM profile whadaya mean he's the only one that appreciates possums ?!! he's just lucky to have 'em around his crib ! Jennings mail order possum ranch is makin' him mighty popular Farris sure beats your mail order post hole scam !
Farris Currie Member From: Ona, Florida, USA	posted 05 April 2005 01:48 PM profile crowbear,what do you mean scam,man i will give you a sack full, no charge,but postage is 25.00. how many post holes you need man? can't beat it they are free, just postage. Tell him Jennings, can't beat a deal like this. farris
CrowBear Schmitt Member From: Ariege, - PairO'knees, - France	posted 05 April 2005 01:55 PM profile Farris, i'm done w: post holes & puttin' up fences why i took a hankerin' to that nice tune "don't fence me in" tell ya' what buddy, send me a few possum pouchs fer my french steelin buddies over here & we'll send ya' some Armagnac, Cognac, Champagne, Fine Wine or good ol stinkin' cheeze !
Farris Currie Member From: Ona, Florida, USA	posted 05 April 2005 07:30 PM profile Crowbear,i;m sorry man,but the market is taken on the possum pouches.I'm worried about our possum buddy,Jennings,haven't seen any posting today.come on my Friend, need some help here. farris
Jennings Ward Member From: Edgewater, Florida, USA	posted 06 April 2005 05:53 PM profile FERRIS, SOUNDS LIKE CROWVEAR IS TRYING TO BRIBE US,,, HE DONT KNOW HOW VALUEABLE THE POUCHES ARE.........JENNINGS ------------------ EMMONS D10 10-10 profex 2 deltafex ne1000 pv1000, pv 31 bd eq, +
Farris Currie Member From: Ona, Florida, USA	posted 07 April 2005 07:10 AM profile Jennings,glad to talk to you last night!you sounded pretty weak my friend!!rest and take care of yourself. right Crowbear thinks he gonna bribe us out of some possum,but not gonna happen. mabe we get him to come over,and use him for Gator Bait huh. farris
Ron Steenwijk Member From: Greensburg,PA	posted 07 April 2005 08:49 AM profile Jennings.I would like to take this chance to wish you a quick recovery my friend.Just finished a conversation on MSN with your good friend Farris and he told me that you are one of the toughest people around. Sure makes me feel sorry not to know you any better. But hey......you can't have it all. Take it easy my friend.......get well soon. Ron
Jennings Ward Member From: Edgewater, Florida, USA	posted 07 April 2005 02:44 PM profile RON, FERRIS IS ONE GOOD OLE POSSUM BUDDY..AND HE KNOWS WHAT IS TO GAVE GIZZARD TOUBLE.....I DRAW STRENGTH FROM PALS LIKE HIM AND YOU AND ALL THE OTHERS THAT HAVE PRAYED AND WISHED ME WELL.... THANK YOU ALL AND I'LL ALWAYS LOVE YOU { DOLLY SONG ? } ANY WAY I MEAN IT.....AN UNCLE TOLD ME YOU HAVE TO BE TOUGH TO GET TO 70 YRS, AND NOT GET SHOT BY A JEALOUS HUSBAND, OR RUN OVER BY A WIFE THAT DOES NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR NEED. WVERYONE TAKE CARE,,,,,,,,,,JENNINGS ------------------ EMMONS D10 10-10 profex 2 deltafex ne1000 pv1000, pv 31 bd eq, +
Farris Currie Member From: Ona, Florida, USA	posted 07 April 2005 07:04 PM profile Jennings,you just scared the hell out of me,talking about getting shot by a jellous husband. man i'm only 63,and like to hug the pretty girls.dang,i got to be more careful.haha hey think we might get Ron over in the near future.GATOR BAIT,but we won't tell him.bet we get a big gator with him huh. and he sure ain't gonna get none of our possum.we feed him house cat hahahaha love you guys farris
Jennings Ward Member From: Edgewater, Florida, USA	posted 07 April 2005 07:46 PM profile FERRIS,, ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT RON ELLIOT???? HE'S TOO SKINNY TO USE FOR GATOR BAIT, BUT YOU CAN TURN HIM LOOSE IN THE COW PASTURE WITH THE HEFFERS AND WATCH THE FUN WHEB FERNDAND SHOWS UP......FORN IS IN LOVE WITH OLE BESSIE THE HEFFER.........JW ------------------ EMMONS D10 10-10 profex 2 deltafex ne1000 pv1000, pv 31 bd eq, +
Farris Currie Member From: Ona, Florida, USA	posted 07 April 2005 11:06 PM profile Jennings, i'm talking about Ron from the netherlands. he be a fat cat,we take him on a fishing trip, he falls overboard, we get big gators. mabe he make it, and mabe he don't huh farris
Ron Steenwijk Member From: Greensburg,PA	posted 08 April 2005 02:51 AM profile Them gators you got over there don't like dutchmen.Bet they like them florida geezers though.Better watch your butt when you climb in that canoe.And don't forget to peddle. Better git me some Possums.I'll bet I'd love those.Maybe one with a little relish and sweet potatoes on the side.Farris you just send me one over.Jennings can you help Farris catch one?I think the old man can't run that fast.Dude sits behind his steel to much if you ask me. Ron [This message was edited by Ronald Steenwijk on 08 April 2005 at 02:52 AM.]
Jennings Ward Member From: Edgewater, Florida, USA	posted 08 April 2005 07:28 PM profile RON ELLIOT IS GOING TO KILL ME FOR CORNFUSING HIM WITH RON FROM HOLLANDVILLE....NOW THAT IS A STRETCH OF IMAGINATION,,LOTS OF WATER BETWEEN.....RON WITH THE WOODEN SHOES , COME ON OVER , I SHOULD BE WELL ENOUGH TO TAKE YOU WATER SKIING,,,, YOU WILL LOVE IT I HOPE..FERRIS WILL HE HAVE TO LEAVE HIS WOODEN SHOE BEHIND? SAY,,, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR A BUNCH OF IRISH AND SCOTCH CLOGGERS FROM APPLICA AREA.....NOW THAT WOULD BE SOMETHING ELSE......LOVE IT.....WHAT YOU THINK?? JENNINGS,,,, WE WILL SAVE YOU SOME POSSUM AND WALL-MART WINE........O.K.? ------------------ EMMONS D10 10-10 profex 2 deltafex ne1000 pv1000, pv 31 bd eq, +
Farris Currie Member From: Ona, Florida, USA	posted 09 April 2005 06:48 PM profile JENNINGS,CAN you believe ron called me today offered me a pair of wooden shoes!! dam he trying to make me gator bait.i don;t want to feed the gators. i like gator TAIL farris
Jennings Ward Member From: Edgewater, Florida, USA	posted 09 April 2005 07:07 PM profile FERRIS,, ARE YOU SURE THAT RON { DUTCHMAN } IS COMING OVER?? IS HE GOING TO BRING US SOME TULIPS???? I LIKE THE PRETTY RED ONES AND SO DOES DONNA.... IF HE WOULD BRING US SOME POPPIES, WE COULD HAVE A PARTY AND GET THE HIPPIES TO DO THE WATER SKI THANG....FOR US......SCOTTISH CLOGGERS WEARING WOODEN SHOES,, NOW THAT IS FUNNY...... SOME ONE SAID TODAY THAT CHARLES LOOKED LIKE A POSSUM,, NO,,,, AINT NO POSSUM THAT DAMN UGLY........FERRIS, SEND ME SOME OF YOUR SPECIAL BBQ SAUCE,, THIS CAT TASTES TERRABLE, HOW AM I GOING SELL IT????? JENNINGS.......... ------------------ EMMONS D10 10-10 profex 2 deltafex ne1000 pv1000, pv 31 bd eq, +
Farris Currie Member From: Ona, Florida, USA	posted 09 April 2005 08:10 PM profile Jennings,hey you rascal,i'm so happy tonight ron is coming over soon.we got him suckered man,we take him gator hunting man. i want us all to meet when he gets here.gonna take some real planning,but its gonna happen you rascal, hang in there and get strong man.we gonna have one big old meeting huh. farris
Ron Steenwijk Member From: Greensburg,PA	posted 12 April 2005 01:15 PM profile Jennings. Where you be man?Haven't heard from you in a while.Leave them possums alone and tell us where you are my friend. Ron
Farris Currie Member From: Ona, Florida, USA	posted 12 April 2005 04:50 PM profile Ron,all i can figure is Jennings has gone out on a big possume hunt!!or mabe found a sucker to go gator hunting!!haha,man i got some possum hanging by the tails right now. but sure don't want Jennings to know. farris
Jennings Ward Member From: Edgewater, Florida, USA	posted 13 April 2005 08:41 AM profile HEY, I HAVE BIN TRYING TO READ POSSUM EARS LIKE TEA LEAVES AND TELL MY FORTUNE , OR LACK THEREOF.........JENNINGS ------------------ EMMONS D10 10-10 profex 2 deltafex ne1000 pv1000, pv 31 bd eq, +
Farris Currie Member From: Ona, Florida, USA	posted 13 April 2005 04:35 PM profile Jennings,so good to talk to you this morning.I been thinking a lots on what your looking for,so far i havent came up with anything yet.but i won't give up..Now about the possums i got hanging up!!I just can't let them go my friend,hope you can find some,mabe ride the roads,looking for road kill man.haha farris
Larry Strawn Member From: Golden Valley, Arizona, USA	posted 13 April 2005 05:53 PM profile Farris!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm beginin to "wonder" about you!! I thought you and Jennings are FRIENDS, I would share "My" Possum with my friend!!!! But you're makin him get out in those cold dark woods at night and hunt his own Possums!! Or have to "settle" for ROAD KILL!! Ya oughta be ashamed of yer self!! Now you be "nice" to Jennings!! Your Friend [but ya aint gettin none o my Rattle Snake] Larry [This message was edited by Larry Strawn on 13 April 2005 at 05:55 PM.]

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