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Farris Currie Member From: Ona, Florida, USA |
posted 13 April 2005 07:32 PM
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Larry,i havent been mean to Jennings,I told him to get out early in the mornings and the fresh road kill will be just fine!but if he waits until later in the day,they gonna swell up bigger.NOPE Jennings is my buddy,we talk the same talk. and he knows where FORT LONESOME is tooooooo. now as far as the rattle snake,you can have all of it,i saw some of those cooking shows on t v.and i just don't want no part of it. I wanted to go to TYLER TEXAS to the goat cook off, but wife put a stop to that!!haha |
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Jennings Ward Member From: Edgewater, Florida, USA |
posted 14 April 2005 07:43 PM
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FERRIS, WHEN ARE THOSE GUYS GOING TO SHOW UP FOR THEIR WATTER SKIING LESSONS.... I WAS DOWN TO THE POND AND SAW OLD SAM AND BURT TODAY.. THEY BOTH TOLE ME TO GET A MOVE ON BECAUSE THEY WERE HUNGRY AND NEEDED THE PRACTICE IN KETCHING SKIERS FOR THE SUMMER... SAID THEY WERE TIRED OF KIDS AND DOGS, AND ONCE IN A WHILE SOME DUMB FISHERMAN FALLING OUT OF THE BOAT...NO CHALLENGE THERE....I TOLD THEM I WAS TOO BUSY WITH MY POSSUMS TO BE BOTHERED AND I WAS GOING TO SEND RON , CROWBEAR, AND DONALD DOWN TO THE POND.... FERRIS GET THE FIRE HOT AND DONNA KEEP THE SKILLETS CLEAN,,,, BRING ME SOME SIDEWINDER AND A TIMBER RATTLER AND WE WILL HAVE A FEAST...WONDER WHAT GATOR TASTE LIKE AFTER HE HAS EAT A FRENCHMAN.........JENNINGS...... ------------------ |
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Farris Currie Member From: Ona, Florida, USA |
posted 14 April 2005 09:20 PM
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Jennings,glad to see you back on man!!i been getting worried about you.i know you sounded real weak last time we talked. i been studing the mandrel we talked about,have came up with anything yet.but keep thinking. OK,i be up late tonight,cooked smoked sausage on the grill at 11pm. |
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CrowBear Schmitt Member From: Ariege, - PairO'knees, - France |
posted 15 April 2005 12:06 AM
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Jennings, i'll try & send you a frenchmen or two so your taste buds can make their opinion. you'll have to pay the air fare : one way ticket is only 422 $ enough post holes Jennings - Thanx how bout' some Seminole recipes for a change ? |
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Larry Strawn Member From: Golden Valley, Arizona, USA |
posted 15 April 2005 01:55 PM
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Jennings,, I was tryin ta get Farris to share his Possum with you, but he was still insisting that Fresh Road Kill was allright!! Couldn't even "shame" him into it!! I think I would keep an eye on that feller!! lol... Later ------------------ |
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Farris Currie Member From: Ona, Florida, USA |
posted 15 April 2005 07:22 PM
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Larry,don't tell Jennings road kill ain;t no good, the Beverly Hillbillys ate it. and Jennings,if you get out early in the morning,you can get um fresh. Crowbear,i been trying to get pictures,got to get a camera,i got you in my address book so anytime email my friend. Don't worry about the gators,we will find some bait. HA HA. Jennings,I HOPE YOUR FEELING BETTER MY FRIEND TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF. FARRIS |
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Farris Currie Member From: Ona, Florida, USA |
posted 16 April 2005 07:10 PM
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Larry and Crowbear,wish i had a recorder tonight.Jennings called boys,he getting desperate now.i promised to try and help him get some possum!!boys i got to,he threating to kick me out of the will!!I done got my hopes up for that emmons push pull,just knowing he gonna leave it to me. I know no one could enjoy it more than me. Come on Jennings,i been out hunting tonight. Man i was so glad to talk to Jennings tonight he sounded lots stronger.I mean demanding, I want some fresh possum he said. |
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Jennings Ward Member From: Edgewater, Florida, USA |
posted 16 April 2005 08:00 PM
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FERRIS THIS IS A PROMISE, YOU KNOW I HAVE BIN SICK, NOW YOU HAD BETTER SHARE YOUR POSSUMS WITH ME OR I AM GOING TO TAKE YOU WATER SKIING WITH NO SKYS AFTER I GET WELL.... HAD A TALK WITH SAM AND BURT TODAY AND THEY SAID BRING HIM ON..SAID THEY WERE TIRED OF CHICKEN AND I DID NOT HAVE ANY POSSUMS.....NOW LARRY YOU BETTER GET TO WORK ALSO,,, I DONT KNOW IF I CAN WAIT ON THOSE FRECHMEN TO GET OVER HERE......GATORS ARE HONGARY........AND SO AM I..... NOW BOYS YA'LL BE GOOD TO EATH OUTHER AND GET ALL FATTEND UP FOR OUR "OUTING"" MORE LATER JENNINGS....... |
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Larry Strawn Member From: Golden Valley, Arizona, USA |
posted 16 April 2005 09:10 PM
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Jennings,, Man it's good to see ya up and feelin better, but I still aint goin sking with ya!!! [This message was edited by Larry Strawn on 16 April 2005 at 09:29 PM.] |
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Farris Currie Member From: Ona, Florida, USA |
posted 18 April 2005 04:28 PM
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Jennings,Larry is falling for it man,i really think he will go with us on a gator hunt. Missing you Jennings,Its been 2 days now since you been on the forum. Hope your feeling better my friend.hang in there man. possums on the way farris |
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Jennings Ward Member From: Edgewater, Florida, USA |
posted 18 April 2005 06:14 PM
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FERRIS, I HAVE SOME REAL FOOD NEWS...MY SON CAUGHR A REAL BIG POSSUM IN HIS BACK YARD. HE SAID IT WAS BIG AS HIS LAB,, HE TOOK IT LIVE AND RELEASED IT IN THE WOOD ABOUT TEN MILES FROM HIS HOUSE, WITH INSTRUCTIONS TO BRING BACK A WIFE AND A BUNCH OF LITTLE POSSUMS... NOW THAT WOULD BE A GREAT POSSUM.. EONT YOU THINK? I DID NOT GET THE POSSUM YOU SENT ME, YOU DID NOT SEND IT TO LARRY, DID YOU????? LARRY WANTS TO COME TO THE SAN-ANTONE RATTLE SNAKE ROUND UP, AND WE CAN TAKE HIM WATER SKIING OVER IN WITHALACHOTCHIE,,, NICE PLACE,, GATORS, COTTON MOUTH ,, TIMBER RATTLERS AND A FEW SIDEWINDERS.....HE WILL BE IN HEAVEN, SAM AND BURT ARE CHOMPING AT THE BIT,,, NOW YOU WORK ON THE FRENCHMAEN AND THAT SCOTTISH, ENGLISH AND IRISH GUYS.... TELL THEM THEY ARE ALL INVITED TO THE PARTY..... C.U. A WHILE AGO,,,,,,,,JENNINGS ------------------ |
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Larry Strawn Member From: Golden Valley, Arizona, USA |
posted 18 April 2005 06:38 PM
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Jennings,, I told ya'll,, now read my lips "I aint goin skiing with ya'll"!!! But the rattler round up sounds pretty good,,, We gonna have a steel pickin too??? Larry ------------------ |
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Jennings Ward Member From: Edgewater, Florida, USA |
posted 19 April 2005 12:46 PM
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A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO "HEWHOFHARTZALOTINGSKYING." U R BUDDE, JW ------------------ |
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Farris Currie Member From: Ona, Florida, USA |
posted 19 April 2005 03:21 PM
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Jennings,thank you my friend for the call this evening, Larry get ready man for the gator hunt. Crowbear,Thank you for the call this morning.I am so greatful to all you guys.i can feel it now a big Gator hunt is coming on. even Crowbear,i could hear it in his voice boys,he is wanting in on the hunt to. Boys don't ever let Jennings sing to ya,it will hurt your ears.......haha farris |
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Farris Currie Member From: Ona, Florida, USA |
posted 20 April 2005 06:49 PM
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Don't know how to say how much i love you guys!Most i will probaly never meet in this life.But you all will never know how special you are to me.I was thinking today,about yesterday,my birthday,and all the kidding,then selling the pro1 on the forum,no conflicts. Just don't ever won't to hurt any of you in any way.some times i smart off,not thinking,but love you all. farris |
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Larry Strawn Member From: Golden Valley, Arizona, USA |
posted 20 April 2005 07:00 PM
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Happy late birthday Farris!!!! Did my last e-mail get thru?? That was a dumb question, the last one ya got was the last one that went thru!! Sent 4-19-05 Larry ------------------ [This message was edited by Larry Strawn on 20 April 2005 at 07:05 PM.] |
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Farris Currie Member From: Ona, Florida, USA |
posted 20 April 2005 08:18 PM
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HEY LARRY,yea, i had to check,got it man,I'll have to tell Jennings that you are ready to go gator hunting.haha Thanks man. Seen that Gunsmoke, thought Matt Dillion was comming. Thanks LARRY |
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Farris Currie Member From: Ona, Florida, USA |
posted 22 April 2005 04:47 PM
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Friday evening,smoke house going,barbque ribs,guys don't tell Jennings, big fat possum came accross the yard,haha not no more.!!!! farris |
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Jennings Ward Member From: Edgewater, Florida, USA |
posted 23 April 2005 11:01 AM
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FERRIS, I AM BEGINING TO THINK THAT SOME OF THESE GUYS THAT DONT LIKE POSSUMS MAY BE ON A CHITTLIN KICK.. WHAT YOU THINK??? IS LARRY ON HIS WAY HERE TO GO SKING???? JW ------------------ |
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Farris Currie Member From: Ona, Florida, USA |
posted 23 April 2005 11:17 AM
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Jennings,Larry be playing it cool man!all these guys love possum you can bet. you should walk by my smoker today,Wow,cars go by and slam on brakes!! guess i should lock the gates!! beats all i ever saw, the whole world loves possum. I talked to Seymore this morning,he wanting to know,when i bringing him some.!!!! and LARRY MILLER, he was begging for some possum tooooooooooooooooooo farris |
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Jennings Ward Member From: Edgewater, Florida, USA |
posted 23 April 2005 05:16 PM
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FERRIS, I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT BOBBY SEYMORE IS PICKING POSSUM POT LICKER THAT PLAYS A STEEL LIKE CHET AND MEERLE..HE LEARNED BY PICKING POSSUM AND PICKING THE BIG POSSUM DUMPLINS OUT OF THE POSSUM POT, THAT IS HOW HE BECAME A SLICK POSSUM PICKER.....DOES GOOD WORK TOO......TELL HIM I SAID HI......JENNINGS......PS,,,, WHAT WAS THIS THREAD SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT?????? ------------------ |
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Ron Steenwijk Member From: Greensburg,PA |
posted 23 April 2005 11:30 PM
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WHAT WAS THIS THREAD SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT?????? Possum?? [This message was edited by Ronald Steenwijk on 23 April 2005 at 11:45 PM.] |
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Pat Kelly Member From: Wentworthville, New South Wales, Australia |
posted 24 April 2005 02:16 AM
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Get a life you guys! The possums over here have been wiped out by the feral cats ( BIG CATS), the alligator river is infested with crocodiles (SALTIES), road kill is measured in tons ( not ounces) and the snakes don't wait to be caught ( they do the catching.) I won't go into the the spiders or ants. Gee some guys got it easy! PS I came home the other night and two cockroaches were trying to pack the house into their suit case! Pat |
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Jennings Ward Member From: Edgewater, Florida, USA |
posted 25 April 2005 08:01 PM
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PAT , SOUNDS LIKE YOU WILL NOT STARVE...YOU HAVE SOME GOOD EATIN THERE. DONT BE TOO LAZY TO COOK IT... TASTE BETTER THAN RAW......WHY DONT YOU IMPORT SOME POSSUMS, THE MAKE GOOD SNAKE KILLERS.....DID YOU EVER SEE A SNAKE AND A POSSUM TRAVELING TOGEATHER????? POSSUM WAS ALWAYS FAT..SNAKE DISSAPEARS....FERRIS CAN FIX YOU YOU UP WITH SOME POSSYGATORS.. HE TELLS ME THEY MAKE GOOD PETS......C. U. A WHILE AGO........JENNINGS ------------------ |
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Farris Currie Member From: Ona, Florida, USA |
posted 25 April 2005 08:18 PM
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HAHAHA,you guys are something else!!Love each one of ya!!Thanks RON,seems the possum kindda took over huh.Well,Jennings called me tonight,so glad to hear him again.i was sure getting worried about him for a spell. I been telling all my Friends about the forum. and to join up.Jennings and I agree,its the best thing we could have for us old folks. How i wish we could have had something like this years ago. I have learned so much on here,and friends all over the world. you guys are the best.. farris |
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Larry Strawn Member From: Golden Valley, Arizona, USA |
posted 25 April 2005 09:08 PM
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Farris,, Don't bragg on us too much!!!! We're all just waitin till you get a big bunch of Possums,, then we're gonna come and eat um up from ya!!!! Larry |
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Pat Kelly Member From: Wentworthville, New South Wales, Australia |
posted 26 April 2005 03:02 AM
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By the way. What is the collective descriptor for possum? Surely not a posse of.............. No, maybe a florida of Possums. Or should that be Possata? No... Posse? Got it... a potful of..........! [This message was edited by Pat Kelly on 26 April 2005 at 03:05 AM.] |
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Farris Currie Member From: Ona, Florida, USA |
posted 26 April 2005 10:25 AM
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OK you guys,forget the possum,leave that to Jennings.he the possum man. I found 2 nice kittys in my front yard last night. they are black with white stripes down there back.everytime the dog walks by they stick up there tails, so cute. they are young,so mabe they learn to like the dogs, i sure hope so. my wife thinks they are so cute. got them in the house,waiting for them to grow up some.what you think' |
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Larry Strawn Member From: Golden Valley, Arizona, USA |
posted 26 April 2005 05:09 PM
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Farris,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, [This message was edited by Larry Strawn on 26 April 2005 at 05:10 PM.] |
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Jennings Ward Member From: Edgewater, Florida, USA |
posted 26 April 2005 05:33 PM
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now listen up fellows....YOU CALL A BUNCH OF POSUMS " A BRACE " OF POSSUMS.....STRIPED KITTYS IN YOUR HOUSE FERRIS? NOW I KNOW YOU ARE NOT THAT DUMB, ARE YOU....OR ARE YOU GOING TO FATTEN THEM UP AND SHIP TO FRANCE , TO OUR BUDDIES OVER THERE.... ENGLAND , IRELAND, SCOTLAND, GERMANY, AUSTRALIA, RUSSIA, CANADA, THE FAR EAST AND NEAR EAST AND ALL IN BETWEEN WILL BE JEALOUS...NOW YOU HAVE GONE AND DONE IT...I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU....JENNINGS,,,,,7 LEGGED POSSUM IS GOOD........ ------------------ |
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Farris Currie Member From: Ona, Florida, USA |
posted 26 April 2005 05:35 PM
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Larry,don;t understand you,you don;t like cats?? i ain;t to crazy about them either,but wife loves them,she said never seen 2 look just alike.someone must have threw them out here,they just came walking up in the yard. we gave them milk tonight,man they drank until they about popped. bet they will grow up fast.huh. man they are so loving. farris |
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Larry Strawn Member From: Golden Valley, Arizona, USA |
posted 26 April 2005 06:09 PM
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Farris??????????? Ya wouldn't mind if we get a "second" opinion about these "cats" from Mrs. Farris now would ya??? Jennings, I think Farris has been drinkin too much SWAMP WATER!!!!! First, Steel Guitar Fever,,, now Kitties in the house!!!! Need to get a "Mojo" doctor over to see him SOOOOOOONN!!! Larry |
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Jason Weaver Member From: Topeka, Kansas, USA |
posted 27 April 2005 07:01 AM
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I must say that I have been following this thread with much enjoyment. I am very intrigued by the thought of 'Possum BBQ. Being from Kansas City I will try almost any kind of BBQ! In honor of this thread I have created the new mascot for the forum, or at least this thread. I hope you all enjoy! Jason |
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CrowBear Schmitt Member From: Ariege, - PairO'knees, - France |
posted 27 April 2005 07:05 AM
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Now that's what i like !  ya' done real good Jason you can't go wrong this that bunch Possum, Zum, SGF, Jagwires (all he's missin' is a Steel Black Box) i believe that's a better endorsement than any our big guns that possum is cute as a pin Capt'bob probably jumpin' on his brim now ! wait till Farris & Jennings see this [This message was edited by CrowBear Schmitt on 27 April 2005 at 09:07 AM.] [This message was edited by CrowBear Schmitt on 28 April 2005 at 03:23 AM.] |
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Farris Currie Member From: Ona, Florida, USA |
posted 27 April 2005 09:01 AM
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Just can't believe you guys!!Now see what you caused JENNINGS!!!and Crowbear here you are going along with it.One thing tho,that possum do got good taste for steels.now he better be packing his bags quick,Jennings be after him,and in the pot he goes. Love it guys. farris |
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Jason Weaver Member From: Topeka, Kansas, USA |
posted 27 April 2005 09:31 AM
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Oh no...that isn't HIS steel. That is a picture of him jammin' on Russ Wever's Zum. Georgie actually has an endorsement with 'SumSteel. You ought to see the crazy pedal work he can do with that tail!! His five finger picking technique is freaky too, look at that stretch!! |
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Farris Currie Member From: Ona, Florida, USA |
posted 27 April 2005 10:01 AM
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I love his blocking teck. when your hot your hot. and he be hot in Jennings POT. |
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CrowBear Schmitt Member From: Ariege, - PairO'knees, - France |
posted 27 April 2005 10:39 AM
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Farris says he's hot cause he can see him cookin' in the pot |
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b0b Sysop From: Cloverdale, California, USA |
posted 27 April 2005 11:24 AM
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ARRGGH!!!  |
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Jennings Ward Member From: Edgewater, Florida, USA |
posted 27 April 2005 11:24 AM
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BOYS, THAT POSSUM LOOKS LIKE ONE OF MY CHILLIN, HE WONT GO IN NO POT.. GOING TO KEEP HIM FOR BREEDIN AND SEEDIN. HIM BEING A FINE SPECAMINE, AND LOVES THE BEAUTIFUL ANGELIC SOUND OF THE STEEL...NO WAY COULD I HARM HIM, AND HE WOULD MAKE A GOOD FOOT WARMER AT NIGHT AT THE FOOT OF THE BED UNDER THE COVERS.....SEE I KEEP TELLING YOU PEOPLE THERE ARE MANY MANY USES FOR THE POSSUM...NOW LETS ALL PROMPT UNCLE b0b TO APPROVE OF OUR MASCOT AND MAKE HIM OFICIAL.....NOW ID WE COULD PUT A DERBY HAT ON HIM IT WOULD BE PERFECT....I WONDER IF A CERTAIN CELEBERTY WOULD DONATE ONE OF HIS FAMEOUS DERBYS TO OUR MASCOT POSSUM. PLEASE MR B.E. YOU KNOW WE LOVE YOU TOO.....LOVE THAT PIC. CAN YOU DO ONE ON AN EMMONS GUITAR?? I HOPE SO ...THANKS PAL........JENNINGS.......... ------------------ |
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