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Mike Shefrin
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From: New York

posted 18 October 2006 03:46 PM     profile     
David L. Donald
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From: Koh Samui Island, Thailand

posted 18 October 2006 09:47 PM     profile     
I'm here if you please,
on my bending knees
Bertha don't you come
round here no more. * Grateful Dead

Turnips.... what could be next?
Tater Tots au gratin with horseradish sauce?

Mike Shefrin
Member

From: New York

posted 18 October 2006 10:32 PM     profile     
David, What a coincidence you should mention that. I was hearing that Grateful Dead song in my head while drawing the cartoon and trying to come up with up a name for the mother in law. What's really bizarre though is that I haven't actually heard that song in over twenty years. Great tune actually.
David L. Donald
Member

From: Koh Samui Island, Thailand

posted 18 October 2006 11:12 PM     profile     
Yeah, I have THAT TUNE coming on next in my car changer
AFTER your fine album. Now ain't that a segue!
And rampant syncronicity!

The 1st time I played your cd with Chacha in the car,
you played a nice quick line,
and out of the blue she just sang
something like it spontaniously.

She isn't a jazz head, but she grasped
what you played and it got in her head.
Pretty cool.

I had replaced a recent Gloria Estfan real salsa cd, with your cd.

[This message was edited by David L. Donald on 18 October 2006 at 11:14 PM.]

Mike Shefrin
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From: New York

posted 19 October 2006 09:16 AM     profile     

[This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 19 October 2006 at 09:33 AM.]

George Redmon
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From:

posted 19 October 2006 02:59 PM     profile     
as strange as this might sound..my second mother in law was a real knock out, built like a battle ship, not an inch to pinch on that auburn haired gal anywhere, she was divorced...and only about 10 years or so older then i was....i always said, i married the wrong one...i divorced her daughter about 2 years after i married her, but her mother and i stayed in touch untill a couple of years ago..gonna have to look her up again i guess, she was a lot of fun to be around, nothing like her sour puss nasty ole attitude daughter... now just for a visit mind you.....
Mike Shefrin
Member

From: New York

posted 19 October 2006 03:07 PM     profile     
Shades of "the Graduate" there George.
I lived with a woman ten years older than me
for many years when I lived in Spain. She was not only quite attractive but a heck of alot cooler than most of the younger gals I went out with previously.Though we broke up a long time ago, we still remain good pals.
Jim Gorrie
Member

From: Edinburgh, Scotland

posted 19 October 2006 03:19 PM     profile     
Hey ~ if this is gonna become a "link me up with an old flame" thread, count me in !

. . . just don't let my wife know !

David L. Donald
Member

From: Koh Samui Island, Thailand

posted 19 October 2006 09:03 PM     profile     
Lately I am thinking about the 2 ex girlfriends
now pushing hard on 70....
All I can do is shake my head.
And be glad my current flame is pushing on 31!
And doesn't act 22.
George Redmon
Member

From:

posted 20 October 2006 08:51 AM     profile     
i'm with the ape...i'd rather go fishing!
Mike Shefrin
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From: New York

posted 20 October 2006 08:52 AM     profile     

[This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 20 October 2006 at 08:58 AM.]

Mike Shefrin
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From: New York

posted 20 October 2006 09:14 AM     profile     
Thanks to Michael Dene for the inspiration
of the above cartoon.

[This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 20 October 2006 at 09:44 AM.]

Ric Epperle
Member

From: Sheridan, Wyoming USA . Like no other place on Earth...

posted 21 October 2006 09:14 AM     profile     
This stuff gets better all the time.

This and a good cup of coffee makes my day

Good work Shef...

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MSA D12 Vintage XL

Mike Shefrin
Member

From: New York

posted 21 October 2006 09:21 AM     profile     

Once again, thanks to Michael Dene for the above cartoon. He wrote it and I just drew it.

[This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 21 October 2006 at 09:25 AM.]

Rick Collins
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From: Claremont , CA USA

posted 21 October 2006 10:44 AM     profile     
Mike, I'd like to bust the knee-caps of that smart-a$$ gorilla.
Farris Currie
Member

From: Ona, Florida, USA

posted 21 October 2006 11:15 AM     profile     
my X mother-n-law was much better than her daughter,and she had 7kids,woops should i say 8 hehehehehehehhehehehehhehee

dang it,didn't intend for that to happen!!!

farris

Jim Bob Sedgwick
Member

From: Clinton, Missouri USA

posted 21 October 2006 11:52 AM     profile     
Mike, Where did you find that keyless Emmons guitar?
Mike Shefrin
Member

From: New York

posted 21 October 2006 11:55 AM     profile     

Thanks to David L Donald for that one.
With all the suggestions I get, at this
rate all I gotta do is draw and leave the hard part (ideas) up to you guys!
Thanks for all the suggestions guys.

[This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 21 October 2006 at 11:58 AM.]

Mike Shefrin
Member

From: New York

posted 21 October 2006 12:00 PM     profile     
Jim Bob, The keyless Emmons was custom built
by the gorilla. He's got a waiting list of about six months if you're interested in
having one built. They're pretty sweet. I have a midnite blue one he made me two years ago.
Mike Shefrin
Member

From: New York

posted 21 October 2006 12:03 PM     profile     
Farris, Now I know why the USA's population is now 300,000,000!! It's you who's responsible!

[This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 21 October 2006 at 12:10 PM.]

George Redmon
Member

From:

posted 21 October 2006 12:43 PM     profile     
i wonder if buddy had a long talk with our gorilla friend there? don't forget buddy himself played a keyless at one time..said he loved it, mike shouldn't that big ole ape be playing a keyless 6 string? and don't forget we need a keyless banjo for ole possum face jennings to..get that pencil out here my friend. Now back to the fishing and "Mother in law babes" stories!

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Whitney Single 12 8FL & 5 KN,keyless, dual changers Extended C6th, Webb Amp, Peavey Nashville 112 amp, Fender Steel King Amp, Carvin Rack Systems Line6 PodXT, Goodrich Curly Chalker Volume Pedal, Goodrich LDR2,Match Bro, BJS Bars, Boyette Glass Bar, Boss Effects,Ebow,Carvin Guitars, & Amplification, and other neat stuff, and a 165 Pound Great Pyrenees..
I was keyless, when keyless wasn't cool...



Mike Shefrin
Member

From: New York

posted 21 October 2006 02:13 PM     profile     
Embarrasing as it is, I am kind of clueless when it comes to keyless...nonetheless I'm sure it's good clean fun.
Mike Shefrin
Member

From: New York

posted 21 October 2006 02:14 PM     profile     
Looks like it's time for the next page already...
Mike Shefrin
Member

From: New York

posted 21 October 2006 02:57 PM     profile     

TO BE CONTINUED...

[This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 21 October 2006 at 03:29 PM.]

Farris Currie
Member

From: Ona, Florida, USA

posted 21 October 2006 03:10 PM     profile     
hell,she told me she was on the pill!!!!

turns out she was eatting M&Ms now look what happened another ones on the way!!!!


farris

Mike Shefrin
Member

From: New York

posted 21 October 2006 03:13 PM     profile     
Hey Farris, you mean Buddy M&Ms??

[This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 21 October 2006 at 03:33 PM.]

Mike Shefrin
Member

From: New York

posted 21 October 2006 03:15 PM     profile     
The chocolate centered candy for steel guitarists?

[This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 21 October 2006 at 03:31 PM.]

Dave White
Member

From: Fullerton, California USA

posted 21 October 2006 05:53 PM     profile     
Where is "Mrs. Steeler"? Is she the one that called the banjo police, or was it her mother, Bertha? And how does "Mr. Walker," Bertha's new love interest, figure into all of this? Can't wait to find out....
Mike Shefrin
Member

From: New York

posted 21 October 2006 07:30 PM     profile     

[This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 21 October 2006 at 07:45 PM.]

Mike Shefrin
Member

From: New York

posted 21 October 2006 07:31 PM     profile     
Mike Shefrin
Member

From: New York

posted 21 October 2006 07:33 PM     profile     
TO BE CONTINUED...

...Boy do I love saying that!!!

[This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 21 October 2006 at 07:34 PM.]

Colm Chomicky
Member

From: Prairie Village, Kansas, USA

posted 22 October 2006 10:00 AM     profile     
Isn't Mrs. Steeler dressed a little too sheer for a family site?
Mike Shefrin
Member

From: New York

posted 22 October 2006 10:06 AM     profile     
Colm, Nice to see you posting here once again.I can possibly see how Mrs Steeler's negligee might be slightly suggestive or provocative, and therefore empirically perceived as inappropriate to some of the more squeamish, and puritanical minded of us here.Maybe I will have her wear a bathrobe in the future(and perhaps a veil to cover her face also for our Middle East readers?)

[This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 30 October 2006 at 04:20 PM.]

Mike Shefrin
Member

From: New York

posted 22 October 2006 10:19 AM     profile     
Mike Shefrin
Member

From: New York

posted 22 October 2006 10:49 AM     profile     
David L. Donald
Member

From: Koh Samui Island, Thailand

posted 22 October 2006 11:01 AM     profile     
Could it be
The Highway Cafe Of The Damned!!!

Pour me another cup of Kafka please.
For he is the best in all the land
And I'll put a knickle in the jukebox
And play that truck driving man

Mike Shefrin
Member

From: New York

posted 22 October 2006 12:43 PM     profile     
"Pour me another cup of Kafka"
lol...You are funny, David
Mike Shefrin
Member

From: New York

posted 22 October 2006 01:25 PM     profile     
Mike Shefrin
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From: New York

posted 22 October 2006 01:32 PM     profile     
Mike Shefrin
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From: New York

posted 22 October 2006 01:40 PM     profile     

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