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Jim Phelps Member From: just out of Mexico City |
posted 23 October 2006 06:55 PM
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Are the current winners eligible or disqualified from the next one? |
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Mike Shefrin Member From: New York |
posted 23 October 2006 06:56 PM
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 [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 23 October 2006 at 09:48 PM.] |
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Mike Shefrin Member From: New York |
posted 23 October 2006 06:57 PM
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Eligible. |
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Jim Phelps Member From: just out of Mexico City |
posted 23 October 2006 06:58 PM
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"Why are all those people talking to their wallets?" Yuk yuk! (Okay, I know they're cell phones....probably....) |
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Mike Shefrin Member From: New York |
posted 23 October 2006 07:01 PM
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yes...they're cell phones. |
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Jim Phelps Member From: just out of Mexico City |
posted 23 October 2006 07:01 PM
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"The one that says 'Can you hear me now?' is probably a banjo player". |
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Mike Shefrin Member From: New York |
posted 23 October 2006 07:04 PM
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Okay guys and gals, I forgot to mention one rule. Only one contribution per person...so think of a good one cause it's gonna be your only one. Jim, you can do another but that's it. By the way that was pretty funny with the wallets. Again there will be a first and second and third prize-Shef |
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Mike Shefrin Member From: New York |
posted 23 October 2006 07:06 PM
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Jim...only one...you can still choose one of the two you used or think up another. Sorry to be so confusing.  [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 23 October 2006 at 07:19 PM.] |
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Mike Shefrin Member From: New York |
posted 23 October 2006 07:10 PM
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Okay let's start over... Here's the cartoon again. [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 23 October 2006 at 09:49 PM.] |
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Mike Shefrin Member From: New York |
posted 23 October 2006 07:20 PM
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Take your time. [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 23 October 2006 at 07:28 PM.] |
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Mike Shefrin Member From: New York |
posted 23 October 2006 07:25 PM
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Obviously I'm exempt from the contest but my caption would be- "Wow...must be somethin' important" [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 23 October 2006 at 08:24 PM.] |
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Richard Sevigny Member From: Vancouver, BC, Canada |
posted 23 October 2006 08:41 PM
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...so, I wonder what the guy in the suit copping a feel is talking about? |
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Mike Shefrin Member From: New York |
posted 23 October 2006 08:48 PM
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I don't know...He's speaking Italian. |
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Mike Shefrin Member From: New York |
posted 23 October 2006 09:08 PM
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Well, it looks like nobody is interested in doing the caption for the cell phone cartoon so... |
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Mike Shefrin Member From: New York |
posted 23 October 2006 09:09 PM
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 [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 23 October 2006 at 09:50 PM.] |
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Jim Phelps Member From: just out of Mexico City |
posted 23 October 2006 09:19 PM
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Won by default, yikes... actually this was a tough one so maybe everyone was thinking..... I had some more captions but was trying to decide which one to use since we were allowed one entry this time.... one of them was, "In my day we didn't have cellphones.... in the jungle, we only had bananas.... it's really hard to get a signal on a banana....!" |
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Mike Shefrin Member From: New York |
posted 23 October 2006 09:25 PM
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Yikes, I hope there aren't fifty people out there lieing awake trying to come up with a caption or I'm toast!! |
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Jim Cohen Member From: Philadelphia, PA |
posted 23 October 2006 09:33 PM
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Don't be in such a hurry, Shef! Two hours is not very long for some of us who might have been out of the house pretending to have another life. |
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Jim Phelps Member From: just out of Mexico City |
posted 23 October 2006 09:34 PM
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Here's another one. "Baby, pacifier..... adult, cellphone". |
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Mike Shefrin Member From: New York |
posted 23 October 2006 09:44 PM
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Ooops,err...uh Hi Jim...sorry about that. |
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Mike Shefrin Member From: New York |
posted 23 October 2006 09:46 PM
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That one was kind of hard anyways. I'll submit a new cartoon and we can have another contest and we will have a time limit of say two days. How's that sound? |
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Dave White Member From: Fullerton, California USA |
posted 23 October 2006 10:12 PM
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Well, what a nice surprise! I wasn't able to log back on to the Forum until about 10 PM California time, and I see I have won first prize. My wife and I are excitedly planning how to spend all that wonderful prize money--a trip to Hawaii, maybe--or a new steel--Er, ah, there is money involved, right, Mike? Uhh---Mike? |
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Mike Shefrin Member From: New York |
posted 23 October 2006 10:32 PM
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Let me get back to you on that one Dave. |
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Mike Shefrin Member From: New York |
posted 23 October 2006 10:36 PM
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Okee dokee then..We're onto a new page and a new cartoon contest. The rules are simple- Anyone may submit a caption or several captions for the cartoon below. Make sure you identify which character or characters are speaking.For instance you can have the gorilla say something and then have the steeler respond or you can have all four of them saying something or only one character saying something,etc. Although their mouths are shut I will draw them speaking when the time comes. You may submit more than one idea and you've all got two days to come up with it. The winner, and second place and third place winners will be announced on Thursday. The three lucky winners will get a free copy of my jazz CD. Here goes... . . .  [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 24 October 2006 at 08:21 AM.] |
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Mike Shefrin Member From: New York |
posted 24 October 2006 12:14 AM
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One last thing I forgot to mention...You can choose to have a character thinking a caption with a thought balloon as well as speaking a caption. Example- Gorilla(thinking): If she jumps onto those strings he's gonna go into orbit. [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 24 October 2006 at 08:56 AM.] |
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John Parker Member From: Newark, Arkansas, USA |
posted 24 October 2006 07:10 AM
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Gorilla: First time I know of the Wedding March being played on the banjo. ------------------ |
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Richard Sevigny Member From: Vancouver, BC, Canada |
posted 24 October 2006 07:47 AM
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Gorilla: Either this is a dream or MC Escher strung up that banjo! |
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David L. Donald Member From: Koh Samui Island, Thailand |
posted 24 October 2006 09:31 AM
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Steeler : I got married once. Gorila ; You don't say,
or JUST MY :UCK! |
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Jim Cohen Member From: Philadelphia, PA |
posted 24 October 2006 09:54 AM
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Gorilla: When did they start having a Fashion Show at the Banjo Convention? |
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Mike Shefrin Member From: New York |
posted 24 October 2006 11:41 AM
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These are pretty good guys. Jim, since you already own a copy of my CD, if you win I'll just buy you a beer in Norwalk. Is Budweiser lite okay?  |
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Dave White Member From: Fullerton, California USA |
posted 24 October 2006 11:46 AM
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Steeler: "I wonder what Freud would make outta THIS dream?" -or- "This is enough to make me give up the banjo once and for all." [This message was edited by Dave White on 24 October 2006 at 11:48 AM.] |
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Jim Cohen Member From: Philadelphia, PA |
posted 24 October 2006 12:25 PM
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Second prize: Two copies of your CD? |
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Mike Shefrin Member From: New York |
posted 24 October 2006 12:26 PM
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nowwwwwwww Jim |
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Jim Cohen Member From: Philadelphia, PA |
posted 24 October 2006 12:32 PM
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Gorilla: Hmmm, well, I guess he looks kind of 'frail'... |
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Mike Shefrin Member From: New York |
posted 24 October 2006 12:36 PM
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You must want that beer pretty bad. |
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Jim Cohen Member From: Philadelphia, PA |
posted 24 October 2006 12:57 PM
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No, now I'm just trying to get you to upgrade the brand... |
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Richard Sevigny Member From: Vancouver, BC, Canada |
posted 24 October 2006 01:25 PM
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 ...just stay away from them "off" brands |
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Luke Morell Member From: Ramsey Illinois, USA |
posted 24 October 2006 02:49 PM
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Gorilla: Are you going to buy your mother in law a birthday present? Steeler: No, I bought her something last year and she never used It. Gorilla: What did you buy her? Steeler: A tombstone. |
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Mike Shefrin Member From: New York |
posted 24 October 2006 02:59 PM
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lol . Luke's post would probably require two panels which is absolutely okay.I forgot to mention that possibility is also available, so feel free to use that option if you like. [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 24 October 2006 at 03:00 PM.] |
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Dave White Member From: Fullerton, California USA |
posted 24 October 2006 05:04 PM
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Gorilla: "What on earth does he see in her?" Steeler: "Not much...he's got cataracts." |
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