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Mike Shefrin Member From: New York |
posted 24 October 2006 05:32 PM
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I'm suddenly reminded of the joke about the guy who goes to a Chinese doctor and tells him "Doc, I have a cataract".The doctor smiles and replies " Oh...I have a Rincoln Continental". |
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Colm Chomicky Member From: Prairie Village, Kansas, USA |
posted 24 October 2006 08:38 PM
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Steeler: "What give's here?" Gorilla: "They're incompatible... Grandma likes to play bridge, but all Grandpa wants is necking." |
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Mike Shefrin Member From: New York |
posted 24 October 2006 11:55 PM
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That was a good one Colm.  Just a reminder that midnite on Wednesday is the deadline for all entries in the contest. Winners will be announced after then-Shef |
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David L. Donald Member From: Koh Samui Island, Thailand |
posted 25 October 2006 02:26 AM
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Gorilla : She likes Shostakovich, and he likes Yani... Ya know. If those two get married, Well I don't think I can get Steeler : [This message was edited by David L. Donald on 25 October 2006 at 02:27 AM.] |
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Mike Shefrin Member From: New York |
posted 25 October 2006 07:50 AM
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Mike Shefrin Member From: New York |
posted 25 October 2006 08:01 AM
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David L. Donald Member From: Koh Samui Island, Thailand |
posted 25 October 2006 11:16 AM
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So... who told them SIZE MATTERS? |
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Jennings Ward Member From: Edgewater, Florida, USA |
posted 25 October 2006 02:41 PM
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STEELER: FERRIS IS NOT FIT TO BE POSSUM KING! GORILLA: THAT IS RIGHT, BUT HE IS RUNNING FOR ------------------ |
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Mike Shefrin Member From: New York |
posted 25 October 2006 02:41 PM
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The winners will be announced at midnite tonight. [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 25 October 2006 at 02:41 PM.] |
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ray qualls Member From: Baxter Springs, Kansas |
posted 25 October 2006 03:53 PM
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Gorilla: Wonder who's gonna be best man for your future father-in-law. Steeler: I heard B0bby Lee was coming in from California with a banjo on his knee! |
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Jim Phelps Member From: just out of Mexico City |
posted 25 October 2006 04:33 PM
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Steeler: You see that? Gorilla: See what? Steeler: That giant 4-string banjo, with my mother-in-law standing by the bridge and old walker-man coming down the neck towards her. Gorilla: Oh, that.... yeah, I see it too. I was hoping it was just a hallucination, maybe those bananas I ate had fermented... Steeler: Nope, it's there... what's it all mean? You have any idea? Gorilla: Yes, I know what it means, but if I told you then I'd have to kill you. Steeler: Knock it off, tell me! Gorilla: OK then... it symbolizes man, music, and life. The woman is life and family, the old walker-man going towards her from the neck of the banjo signifies our musical journey in life, between frets and strings and family, in time making our way ever closer to the bridge where on one side, there is our musical career, and on the other side, our families. Steeler: You know way too much for a Gorilla. Gorilla: Yeah, I know that too. Steeler: You really think that's what it is, a symbolic picture of the life of a musician? Gorilla: Either that, or your mother-in-law and old walker-man are being abducted by a banjo-shaped UFO. Steeler: I'll take answer number two. [This message was edited by Jim Phelps on 25 October 2006 at 05:16 PM.] |
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Mike Shefrin Member From: New York |
posted 25 October 2006 06:02 PM
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Mike Shefrin Member From: New York |
posted 25 October 2006 06:33 PM
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Millions will stay up late tonight to find out who will be the three lucky winners
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David L. Donald Member From: Koh Samui Island, Thailand |
posted 25 October 2006 08:28 PM
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Gorila : I think they both don't like us much. They took up banjo playing in a BIG way! |
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David L. Donald Member From: Koh Samui Island, Thailand |
posted 25 October 2006 08:33 PM
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 I told them what size to get, [This message was edited by David L. Donald on 25 October 2006 at 08:34 PM.] |
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Mike Shefrin Member From: New York |
posted 25 October 2006 08:35 PM
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Now that's scary. |
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Jim Cohen Member From: Philadelphia, PA |
posted 25 October 2006 08:49 PM
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Gorilla: Well it could be worse... it could be US! |
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Mike Shefrin Member From: New York |
posted 25 October 2006 08:57 PM
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Mike Shefrin Member From: New York |
posted 25 October 2006 08:58 PM
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Mike Shefrin Member From: New York |
posted 25 October 2006 09:00 PM
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First prize goes to Richard Sevigny |
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Mike Shefrin Member From: New York |
posted 25 October 2006 09:02 PM
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Second prize goes to Colm Chomicky |
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Mike Shefrin Member From: New York |
posted 25 October 2006 09:04 PM
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Third prize goes to Jim Cohen |
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Jim Cohen Member From: Philadelphia, PA |
posted 25 October 2006 09:07 PM
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Always a bridesmaid, never a bride... |
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Mike Shefrin Member From: New York |
posted 25 October 2006 09:08 PM
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Richard and Colm, please e-mail your addresses so I can mail you my CD. Congratulations Jim, I will buy you the beer of your choice when the time comes. Thanks to everyone who participated. It was difficult to choose out of so many very imaginative and original entries.Thanks alot everybody. |
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Mike Shefrin Member From: New York |
posted 25 October 2006 09:10 PM
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Here's my version. |
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Jim Cohen Member From: Philadelphia, PA |
posted 25 October 2006 09:13 PM
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OK, I've waiting long enough. Do I have to do everything myself?? Well, then, here goes: Nowwwwww Jiiiiiimmmmmm! |
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Dave White Member From: Fullerton, California USA |
posted 25 October 2006 09:18 PM
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But.....but....it's only 9:20 here..... |
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Mike Shefrin Member From: New York |
posted 25 October 2006 09:21 PM
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That's impossible. Daylight savings only goes back one hour! [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 26 October 2006 at 07:06 AM.] |
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Mike Shefrin Member From: New York |
posted 25 October 2006 09:25 PM
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Who wants gum? I do, I do! [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 25 October 2006 at 10:33 PM.] |
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Richard Sevigny Member From: Vancouver, BC, Canada |
posted 25 October 2006 09:33 PM
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 Blush! Shef, you've got mail! |
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Jim Cohen Member From: Philadelphia, PA |
posted 26 October 2006 04:48 AM
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Third Prize. [This message was edited by Jim Cohen on 26 October 2006 at 04:48 AM.] |
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Colm Chomicky Member From: Prairie Village, Kansas, USA |
posted 26 October 2006 05:01 AM
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I gave JIm a free beer once but spilled half of it on the floor before I was able to hand it to him. Most embarrassing.
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Mike Shefrin Member From: New York |
posted 26 October 2006 06:57 AM
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Nowwwwww Jiiiiiimmmmmm! [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 26 October 2006 at 07:06 AM.] |
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Mike Shefrin Member From: New York |
posted 26 October 2006 09:09 AM
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Richard and Colm, your CD's are in the mail. |
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Jim Cohen Member From: Philadelphia, PA |
posted 26 October 2006 09:32 AM
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(read: " Richard and Colm, I'm from the government and I'm here to help you.") |
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Richard Sevigny Member From: Vancouver, BC, Canada |
posted 26 October 2006 10:12 AM
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quote: [This message was edited by Richard Sevigny on 26 October 2006 at 10:13 AM.] |
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Mike Shefrin Member From: New York |
posted 26 October 2006 10:14 AM
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Mike Shefrin Member From: New York |
posted 26 October 2006 12:19 PM
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 [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 27 October 2006 at 11:32 AM.] |
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Mike Shefrin Member From: New York |
posted 26 October 2006 12:33 PM
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uh oh, here it comes... |
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Mike Shefrin Member From: New York |
posted 26 October 2006 12:37 PM
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OK, I've waiting long enough. Do I have to do everything myself?? Well, then, here goes: Nowwwwwwwwww Mike! [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 26 October 2006 at 12:40 PM.] |
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