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Mike Shefrin
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From: New York

posted 10 November 2006 06:51 PM     profile     
Mike Shefrin
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From: New York

posted 10 November 2006 07:06 PM     profile     
Mike Shefrin
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From: New York

posted 10 November 2006 07:15 PM     profile     
Jim Cohen
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From: Philadelphia, PA

posted 10 November 2006 08:12 PM     profile     
Let me guess: cabinet drop??
Eric McEuen
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From: Albuquerque, NM, USA

posted 10 November 2006 08:27 PM     profile     
That was a bad one!

Sorry for the plagiarism, Mike.

[This message was edited by Eric McEuen on 10 November 2006 at 08:41 PM.]

Mike Shefrin
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From: New York

posted 10 November 2006 09:00 PM     profile     
No problem Eric, I'm flattered... or flattened, or something like that.
Mike Shefrin
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From: New York

posted 10 November 2006 09:08 PM     profile     
Well folks, I'm off to Norwalk manana so
Forum Funnies will return in a day or two.
Now behave yourselves while I'm gone!
Eric McEuen
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From: Albuquerque, NM, USA

posted 10 November 2006 09:11 PM     profile     
Of course we will, Shef.


[This message was edited by Eric McEuen on 10 November 2006 at 09:15 PM.]

Mike Shefrin
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From: New York

posted 10 November 2006 09:19 PM     profile     
I mean it, seriously! No funny stuff!( and that goes for you too Richard S.)

Jim Cohen
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From: Philadelphia, PA

posted 10 November 2006 09:20 PM     profile     
Shef, you run along now. Don't worry about us at all. We promise to be good!

Eric McEuen
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From: Albuquerque, NM, USA

posted 10 November 2006 09:25 PM     profile     
We'd better be careful, guys. I'm sure Shef will find some way to keep an eye on us...

Mike Shefrin
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From: New York

posted 10 November 2006 09:26 PM     profile     
JUST REMEMBER....BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU!

Eric McEuen
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From: Albuquerque, NM, USA

posted 10 November 2006 09:30 PM     profile     
I believe it!

David L. Donald
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From: Koh Samui Island, Thailand

posted 10 November 2006 10:02 PM     profile     
Someone told me there was a
keg party down at the Frat House,
gave me the address, so i went.

But it turned out they had a stutter,
it was a Kegel Party down at the Fat House.

I almost tripped on a a walker coming in the door.
Nowhere near as much fun.

Eric, where did you find the 4 thread chainstich interlocker???
I have one in my kitchen.

[This message was edited by David L. Donald on 11 November 2006 at 05:21 AM.]

basilh
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From: United Kingdom

posted 11 November 2006 04:19 AM     profile     
Well !!

basilh
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From: United Kingdom

posted 11 November 2006 04:21 AM     profile     
It's been a long time since Pat and I have laughed this much, on reflection it MAY have been at one of our gigs !!


Richard Sevigny
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From: Vancouver, BC, Canada

posted 11 November 2006 09:12 AM     profile     
George Redmon
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From:

posted 11 November 2006 10:26 AM     profile     
here's a little cartoon to help hold us over till shef gets back. Everyone should help contribute...
David L. Donald
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From: Koh Samui Island, Thailand

posted 11 November 2006 10:46 AM     profile     
Does this dress make me look fat?

I won't answer on the grounds that
you asking that question,
means you think I am stupid.

I must prove otherwise, by my silance.

Eric McEuen
Member

From: Albuquerque, NM, USA

posted 11 November 2006 03:35 PM     profile     
quote:
Eric, where did you find the 4 thread chainstich interlocker???
I have one in my kitchen.

Oh, is that what that is?
I haven't had much truck with sewing machines since I got rid of my lead Singer.

Richard Sevigny
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From: Vancouver, BC, Canada

posted 11 November 2006 10:25 PM     profile     
Man, I'm just too wiped to contribute...

[This message was edited by Richard Sevigny on 11 November 2006 at 10:26 PM.]

David L. Donald
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From: Koh Samui Island, Thailand

posted 11 November 2006 10:33 PM     profile     
Eric if you look at the bottom seam of most T shirts etc,
that's what it does.
Folds over the cloth and locks the seam with an overlapping chain or ladder stitch,
and trims the cloth off after the stitch.

It also can have different thread colors
to make it more interesting. They are a real
bugger to thread up too. Very complicated mechanics.

I got Chacha one so she can make clothes.
Along with a regular machine.
So it's in my kitchen now.

[This message was edited by David L. Donald on 11 November 2006 at 10:35 PM.]

Charlie McDonald
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From: Lubbock, Texas, USA

posted 12 November 2006 06:40 AM     profile     
Lead Singer!
I'm laffin'!
Colm Chomicky
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From: Prairie Village, Kansas, USA

posted 12 November 2006 07:19 AM     profile     
re: chain stitcher

quote:
So it's in my kitchen now

Also handy for sewing wild oats in the kitchen?

Richard Sevigny
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From: Vancouver, BC, Canada

posted 12 November 2006 07:56 AM     profile     
Here's the cartoon that inspired George's contribution...

David L. Donald
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From: Koh Samui Island, Thailand

posted 12 November 2006 08:24 AM     profile     
This ladys sure does know who to kill a husband,
stroke, heart attack, aneurism...
all of the above.

Look out! the poor guys ready to BLOW!!!!

George Redmon
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From:

posted 12 November 2006 09:20 AM     profile     
Richard and Donald please visit my thread about comebacks and give this poor slob a hand will ya? i started a new thread about this very very touch subject. I didn't want to drift off topic in shefs...so HELP!!!
Mike Shefrin
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From: New York

posted 12 November 2006 01:24 PM     profile     
I'M BACK
Mike Shefrin
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From: New York

posted 12 November 2006 01:26 PM     profile     
Thanks for minding the fort,fellas.
Norwalk was a blast. Lots of great steel and met lots of cool people.

[This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 12 November 2006 at 01:30 PM.]

Mike Shefrin
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From: New York

posted 12 November 2006 01:27 PM     profile     
Here's a spinoff on George's cartoon

[This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 12 November 2006 at 03:46 PM.]

Mike Shefrin
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From: New York

posted 12 November 2006 08:45 PM     profile     
That's a dress???
Richard Sevigny
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From: Vancouver, BC, Canada

posted 12 November 2006 08:51 PM     profile     
quote:
You're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't

How true...

quote:
That's a dress?

If a dress could be poured on, yes...

[This message was edited by Richard Sevigny on 12 November 2006 at 08:52 PM.]

Mike Shefrin
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From: New York

posted 12 November 2006 09:17 PM     profile     
Mike Shefrin
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From: New York

posted 12 November 2006 09:20 PM     profile     
Mike Shefrin
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From: New York

posted 12 November 2006 09:22 PM     profile     
Sheesh,whatta grouch!
David L. Donald
Member

From: Koh Samui Island, Thailand

posted 12 November 2006 10:46 PM     profile     
I would rather be called a liar,
than hit with a frying pan.

It's funny, but this phenominon, is much more
Americancentric tha other places.
Asia in particular, they actualy seem to
want a honest answer! Go figure.

basilh
Member

From: United Kingdom

posted 13 November 2006 02:34 AM     profile     
It's only gonna take about a hundred or so more replies, to OVERTAKE the "OTHER" longest thread !!
And THEN :- maybe a few OTHER guitars may get a look-in !

What make of steel is it in the cartoons Shef ?

This one's still Alive and Kicking !!

Mike Shefrin
Member

From: New York

posted 13 November 2006 07:03 AM     profile     
Hey,cool photos,Baz. A friend of mine has an old fender eight string that I tried playing recently.Alot of fun but very different than what I'm used to. As to what
make of steel our steel guy uses,he goes back and forth between a black Emmons and
a custom built keyless. The custom model is a Gorillalite, and was built by the gorilla.
I have a nice midnite blue Gorillalite model he made for me two years ago.
Mike Shefrin
Member

From: New York

posted 13 November 2006 07:32 AM     profile     
Ray Minich
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From: Limestone, New York, USA

posted 13 November 2006 07:32 AM     profile     
Baz, that's the guitar I spent my childhood pining for.....

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