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Mike Shefrin
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From: New York

posted 09 November 2006 01:55 PM     profile     
The chimp is musical...he toots in Bb.
Richard Sevigny
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From: Vancouver, BC, Canada

posted 09 November 2006 02:28 PM     profile     
Alsways hornin' in on the action, he is...
Eric McEuen
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From: Albuquerque, NM, USA

posted 09 November 2006 03:32 PM     profile     
I would think he'd "B flat" no matter what key the steeler's in!
Dave White
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From: Fullerton, California USA

posted 09 November 2006 05:21 PM     profile     
Too bad he doesn't toot at 440, you could tune to him....(Assuming you use that method).

[This message was edited by Dave White on 09 November 2006 at 05:23 PM.]

Richard Sevigny
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From: Vancouver, BC, Canada

posted 09 November 2006 07:28 PM     profile     
I hope the Gorilla Tuner comes with this important accessory...

Eric McEuen
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From: Albuquerque, NM, USA

posted 09 November 2006 07:51 PM     profile     
Gorilla Tuner? I wouldn't want that job!

(Like they say, you can tuna fish but you can't tune a gorilla...or something like that.)

Colm Chomicky
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From: Prairie Village, Kansas, USA

posted 09 November 2006 08:25 PM     profile     
Shef, I enjoyed meeting the guys last night and paying for their rounds. But I think I left my credit card at the bar. Have you seen it? I'm not sure I trust that gorilla.....plus he's not been around lately.....Shef?
Mike Shefrin
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From: New York

posted 09 November 2006 09:47 PM     profile     
Yeah, Hi Colm. Just got back from a gig, but
first thing tomorrow I will check with the gorilla, and see about your credit card-Shef
Mike Shefrin
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From: New York

posted 09 November 2006 09:59 PM     profile     
George Redmon
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From:

posted 09 November 2006 10:36 PM     profile     
did i hear someone say monkey?
Mike Shefrin
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From: New York

posted 10 November 2006 06:41 AM     profile     
Uh, Colm, you might want to cancel that credit card, and you may see some charges on your next statement for a flight and Hotel in the caribbean.
Mike Shefrin
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From: New York

posted 10 November 2006 06:56 AM     profile     
David L. Donald
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From: Koh Samui Island, Thailand

posted 10 November 2006 07:36 AM     profile     
Monkey see
monkey DON'T

The dreaded Bertha effect!

Mike Shefrin
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From: New York

posted 10 November 2006 10:19 AM     profile     

[This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 10 November 2006 at 11:12 AM.]

Richard Sevigny
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From: Vancouver, BC, Canada

posted 10 November 2006 11:03 AM     profile     
I wonder if the nephew has been influenced by this guy??

Mike Shefrin
Member

From: New York

posted 10 November 2006 11:35 AM     profile     
WHAT ME WORRY?

Mike Shefrin
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From: New York

posted 10 November 2006 11:43 AM     profile     
ah yes,Richard, I remember as a youngster reading that classic by Egad Rice Burrows.

[This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 10 November 2006 at 11:44 AM.]

Richard Sevigny
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From: Vancouver, BC, Canada

posted 10 November 2006 12:05 PM     profile     
Remember this one??

Jim Cohen
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From: Philadelphia, PA

posted 10 November 2006 12:13 PM     profile     
Thank goodness for Kegel exercises!
Mike Shefrin
Member

From: New York

posted 10 November 2006 12:23 PM     profile     
Nowwwwwww Jim!!!
http://www.bowel-incontinence.org/fecal-incontinence-treatments/fecal-incontinence-biofeedback.htm?Y=kegel-exercises1

[This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 10 November 2006 at 12:25 PM.]

Eric McEuen
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From: Albuquerque, NM, USA

posted 10 November 2006 12:23 PM     profile     
Now that our gorilla friend has had his fun...

...hopefully he'll be a little more responsible.

Mike Shefrin
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From: New York

posted 10 November 2006 12:29 PM     profile     
Oh brother,where do you guys come up with this stuff?
Eric McEuen
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From: Albuquerque, NM, USA

posted 10 November 2006 12:39 PM     profile     
I don't want to betray my sources.

Besides, I could ask you the same question!

[This message was edited by Eric McEuen on 10 November 2006 at 12:39 PM.]

Mike Shefrin
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From: New York

posted 10 November 2006 12:44 PM     profile     
fair enuff.
Richard Sevigny
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From: Vancouver, BC, Canada

posted 10 November 2006 12:50 PM     profile     
Eric:

This guy...

..any relation to this guy??

Mike Shefrin
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From: New York

posted 10 November 2006 01:04 PM     profile     
Eric McEuen
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From: Albuquerque, NM, USA

posted 10 November 2006 01:14 PM     profile     
I think there is some relation, Richard.

For further comparison, here are both of them on a bad day:


[This message was edited by Eric McEuen on 10 November 2006 at 01:15 PM.]

Dave White
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From: Fullerton, California USA

posted 10 November 2006 01:48 PM     profile     
Somebody should remind that ape that Donna's a blonde, too...I wouldn't want to see him "censored"......
Richard Sevigny
Member

From: Vancouver, BC, Canada

posted 10 November 2006 02:11 PM     profile     
Well in my opinion so there!
George Redmon
Member

From:

posted 10 November 2006 02:32 PM     profile     
hey funny looking old cartoon dude....we are looking for the old dude who plays that steel guitar like robert randolph, with the funny mohawk looking hair,and the hooker lookin' old lady ...and his sidekick that ugly ape dude that drinks.. wow he's totaly nardly, we want to know if they can help lay some black sabbath and ozzie on us jack. and tell that ape looking guitar playing maggot, he can come along to and join kenny and us...
we gig tonight at Marios House of Scum...tell'em to be there...or else....

Mike Shefrin
Member

From: New York

posted 10 November 2006 02:59 PM     profile     
jeepers!
Richard Sevigny
Member

From: Vancouver, BC, Canada

posted 10 November 2006 03:00 PM     profile     
quote:
we gig tonight at Marios House of Scum

That would be next to this place, right?

Mike Shefrin
Member

From: New York

posted 10 November 2006 03:22 PM     profile     
Mike Shefrin
Member

From: New York

posted 10 November 2006 03:27 PM     profile     
I don't think Mrs Steeler is amused!
George Redmon
Member

From:

posted 10 November 2006 03:49 PM     profile     
Bartender to the steel guy, ......see what happens when i try to cover for you? next time the phone rings and it's for you, YOU ARE HERE! these wifes coming down here could ruin my business. where do you think you're at, tootsies orchid lounge in nashville?
Dave White
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From: Fullerton, California USA

posted 10 November 2006 05:02 PM     profile     
You'd think that for ten bucks a beer the bartender would cover for you.
Mike Shefrin
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From: New York

posted 10 November 2006 06:33 PM     profile     
Mike Shefrin
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From: New York

posted 10 November 2006 06:38 PM     profile     
Mike Shefrin
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From: New York

posted 10 November 2006 06:45 PM     profile     
Mike Shefrin
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From: New York

posted 10 November 2006 06:47 PM     profile     
uh oh...looks like I may have to intervene here.

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