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Gene Jones
Member

From: Oklahoma City, OK USA

posted 29 July 2006 10:35 AM     profile     
Doug, that's a nice looking young lady.

However, someone with credentials should "counsel" her about the potential health problems resulting from smoking cigarettes.

I have credentials...but not those needed in this case!

gene

Mike Shefrin
Member

From: New York

posted 29 July 2006 11:39 AM     profile     
Doug, I think Lester here is the right guy to play steel pedal with the Duck Pluckers.
I told him to give Elmo a call about auditioning.

[This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 29 July 2006 at 05:39 PM.]

Doug Beaumier
Member

From: Northampton, MA

posted 29 July 2006 01:17 PM     profile     
That great! Now if we can convince Lefty to play drums the band will be complete.



The wife wants to go on the road too. I’m not sure which Duck Plucker she’s married to. Possibly both of them. I think her name is Elvira.

[This message was edited by Doug Beaumier on 29 July 2006 at 01:32 PM.]

Mike Shefrin
Member

From: New York

posted 29 July 2006 01:32 PM     profile     
If she goes along who's gonna mind junior?

Doug Beaumier
Member

From: Northampton, MA

posted 29 July 2006 01:33 PM     profile     
No problem... Elvira's sister Hanna can watch the baby. Or is this her brother? I'm not sure. Anyway, she's out of work now and has lots of free time... I mean he's out of work... she loves being around kids.

[This message was edited by Doug Beaumier on 29 July 2006 at 11:07 PM.]

Jim Cohen
Member

From: Philadelphia, PA

posted 29 July 2006 01:45 PM     profile     
...or we could ask the nice man next door; he says he likes kids...

Doug Beaumier
Member

From: Northampton, MA

posted 29 July 2006 01:47 PM     profile     
Thanks Jim! And if that nice gentleman is busy... his Son is always available...

He even has the right EARS!

[This message was edited by Doug Beaumier on 29 July 2006 at 01:50 PM.]

Mike Shefrin
Member

From: New York

posted 29 July 2006 01:51 PM     profile     
I guess they'll all fit in the car...


[This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 30 July 2006 at 07:30 PM.]

Doug Beaumier
Member

From: Northampton, MA

posted 29 July 2006 01:56 PM     profile     
Good Lord!!
Doug Beaumier
Member

From: Northampton, MA

posted 29 July 2006 02:02 PM     profile     
Uncle Harvey will be the opening act. He has a unique talent...

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Mike Shefrin
Member

From: New York

posted 29 July 2006 02:04 PM     profile     
lol!

[This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 29 July 2006 at 02:32 PM.]

Jim Cohen
Member

From: Philadelphia, PA

posted 29 July 2006 02:35 PM     profile     
What about the dog?

Mike Shefrin
Member

From: New York

posted 29 July 2006 03:10 PM     profile     
Good Lord!

[This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 29 July 2006 at 03:25 PM.]

Larry Strawn
Member

From: Golden Valley, Arizona, USA

posted 29 July 2006 04:00 PM     profile     
Save on gas!

Every one stick thier head out the windows,,those ears make nice sails!!

Doug Beaumier
Member

From: Northampton, MA

posted 29 July 2006 11:54 PM     profile     
The family cat is ready for the road.

[This message was edited by Doug Beaumier on 29 July 2006 at 11:54 PM.]

Doug Beaumier
Member

From: Northampton, MA

posted 30 July 2006 12:28 AM     profile     
The future of the franchise.

[This message was edited by Doug Beaumier on 30 July 2006 at 12:33 AM.]

Mike Shefrin
Member

From: New York

posted 30 July 2006 07:25 AM     profile     
The future of the french fries.

[This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 30 July 2006 at 07:31 PM.]

Jim Cohen
Member

From: Philadelphia, PA

posted 30 July 2006 07:55 AM     profile     
The future of the fruit flies.

Mike Shefrin
Member

From: New York

posted 30 July 2006 08:29 AM     profile     
Whew! time to practice.

[This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 30 July 2006 at 09:21 AM.]

Doug Beaumier
Member

From: Northampton, MA

posted 30 July 2006 02:48 PM     profile     
You guys crack me up!

Doug Beaumier
Member

From: Northampton, MA

posted 30 July 2006 02:59 PM     profile     
Special Announcement!!

For the British leg of the tour the Duck Pluckers have arranged for a guest appearance by Tony Blair! This is incredible.

Mike Shefrin
Member

From: New York

posted 30 July 2006 03:11 PM     profile     
Bill wants to sit in for the London tour,
but only if he can bring Ron Carter on bass!


[This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 30 July 2006 at 03:12 PM.]

Jim Cohen
Member

From: Philadelphia, PA

posted 30 July 2006 03:25 PM     profile     
I thought Tony was gonna play lap-dog, oops, I mean lap-steel...
Mike Shefrin
Member

From: New York

posted 30 July 2006 03:26 PM     profile     
Doug, Any truth to the rumors of a live Duck Pluckers CD coming out? By the way, they don't seem too amused by all this.

[This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 30 July 2006 at 06:01 PM.]

Doug Beaumier
Member

From: Northampton, MA

posted 30 July 2006 03:33 PM     profile     
This is all great news!

The boys will be releasing a new Live CD after the tour. It will be called... SLIDE THIS!

Here's the CD cover art...
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SLIDE THIS! The Duck Pluckers Live!


Larry Robbins
Member

From: Fort Edward, New York, USA

posted 30 July 2006 03:36 PM     profile     

Nor do the rest of there family!

Doug Beaumier
Member

From: Northampton, MA

posted 30 July 2006 03:36 PM     profile     
lap dog nice one Jim!
Doug Beaumier
Member

From: Northampton, MA

posted 30 July 2006 03:40 PM     profile     
hmmm... everyone in the family has... that sloping back forehead...? Reminds me of that hilltown up north where all of the foreheads slope back. Very odd...

[This message was edited by Doug Beaumier on 30 July 2006 at 03:40 PM.]

Doug Beaumier
Member

From: Northampton, MA

posted 30 July 2006 03:43 PM     profile     
Mike, you read my mind about the live CD! You posted that just as I was posting my notice about the live CD. Things are really moving ahead for the Duck Pluckers!
Mike Shefrin
Member

From: New York

posted 30 July 2006 03:45 PM     profile     
Right on Doug! By the way,I only got Jim's joke after looking in the Dikshunary

lap-dog:n.figurative;a person or organization that is influenced or controlled by another.

[This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 30 July 2006 at 07:18 PM.]

Doug Beaumier
Member

From: Northampton, MA

posted 30 July 2006 03:53 PM     profile     
GROUPIES... The Duck Plucker's ladies follow the band everywhere. Here the girls enjoy a day at the beach during the band's recent trip to Miami. They played four shows there.

b0b... don't worry, it's Not pornography. It's just ladies in bathing suits.

[This message was edited by Doug Beaumier on 30 July 2006 at 03:57 PM.]

Jim Cohen
Member

From: Philadelphia, PA

posted 30 July 2006 04:08 PM     profile     
This is starting to remind me of that King Sisters thread over in Music...

(hey, who's the skinny one on the right? I saw her first!)

Doug Beaumier
Member

From: Northampton, MA

posted 30 July 2006 04:21 PM     profile     
You're right Jim! It's all relative (no pun intended)
Mike Shefrin
Member

From: New York

posted 30 July 2006 04:25 PM     profile     
That's right Doug, the Duck Plucker's ladies love their band alright.
Here's one at that recent Miami concert!

[This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 31 July 2006 at 06:39 PM.]

Doug Beaumier
Member

From: Northampton, MA

posted 30 July 2006 04:26 PM     profile     
lol... awesome
Myron Labelle
unregistered 		posted 30 July 2006 04:45 PM           
I don't see any Pilsbury flour I'll assume there is a bathing suit somewhere?

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Doug Beaumier
Member

From: Northampton, MA

posted 30 July 2006 04:48 PM     profile     
You're right Myron, it's under there somewhere! That keeps things legal
John Bechtel
Member

From: Nashville, Tennessee,U.S.A.

posted 30 July 2006 07:56 PM     profile     
I don't know the name of the female with the mustache, but; I think I fed her peanuts one time, at the Zoo!

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Jim Cohen
Member

From: Philadelphia, PA

posted 30 July 2006 07:59 PM     profile     
Oh, so it's your fault!
Doug Beaumier
Member

From: Northampton, MA

posted 30 July 2006 08:05 PM     profile     
John, Elvira resembles that remark!


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