I don't know who those two Duck Pluckers are, though they are obviously twins. And I don't know whether or not they were just asked to scowl at the camera for the sake of making a novel photograph, or what. But to me they look laden with a load of dejection--maybe just because they were born ugly ducklings.

At first, I looked at their photo with bemusement, because they seem so... well... freakish. But the downtrodden and grizzled expression on both of their faces belies pain, not mirth. So, I honestly feel badly for those guys, whether their IQ is 68 or 168.

Sorry to be a wet towel. Back to the fun now, I guess.

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Steinar

PS - I usually can't stand "political correctness", but there's a difference between laughing with people and laughing at them. Especially when all they've done is being born with one chromosone too many..

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[This message was edited by Steinar Gregertsen on 31 July 2006 at 02:51 AM.]

I looked a long time at the tiny guitar until I saw that it was digitaly inserted.
Maybe I'm as slow as they look.

And Elvira? That's not Downs, she's just permanently down!

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The guys just picked up this cool Strat at a yard sale. It needs a little work, but they hope to have it ready by the fall tour. It was only $450.00 Thank goodness Elvira had her credit card, so she could get the cash from the bank. The Duck Pluckers know a deal when the see it!

[This message was edited by Doug Beaumier on 31 July 2006 at 08:02 PM.]

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[This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 31 July 2006 at 10:57 PM.]

Jeb is a wannabe guitar player. His hero has always been the one and only Gary Moore!

Now how many peppers did Peter Piper pick
To git himself a peck of pickled peppers

But more importantly

How many pickles do you git in a peck
When you can't find no peppers to pick

And furthermore

Who wants a pickle that's made from a pepper
By a guy named Peter Piper

And in conclusion

How many Pipers do ya know that pick pickles
And how many Peters are pickled

Well I don't know and I don't care
Go away and leave me alone
I don't know and I don't care
He don't know and he don't care bout nothin'

Now how many ducks could a Duck Plucker pluck
If the Duck Plucker plucked until dark

And more importantly

How many plucks would it take on a duck
Till the Plucker got Duck Pluckers Arm

And furthermore

If the Duck Plucker died whilst pluckin' the duck
Would you call it the fault of the duck

Or think now

Would you say that the Plucker had run outta ducks
And they called it Duck Pluckers Luck

Well I don't know and I don't care...

Now how much wood could a woodpecker peck
Whilst Peter was a pickin' them peppers
And what if the pluckor became the pluckee
And the woodpeckers name was Chuck

I don't know and I don't care...

You boys got any idea how we gonna git outta this
We don't know don't know huh
We don't care yeah I know ya don't care neither that's good

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Little Elmer here also grooves to the funky beat of the Duck Pluckers.

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