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Mike Shefrin Member From: New York	posted 01 August 2006 07:27 PM profile ...and on to page 4 ! Speaking of stupid guitar players...(yes it's a toilet seat) [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 01 August 2006 at 10:47 PM.]
Doug Beaumier Member From: Northampton, MA	posted 01 August 2006 07:33 PM profile That guitar probably sounds like... crap!
Jim Cohen Member From: Philadelphia, PA	posted 01 August 2006 07:34 PM profile Used to belong to Madonna...
Mike Shefrin Member From: New York	posted 01 August 2006 07:34 PM profile DUCK PLUCKERS 4-EVER!
Doug Beaumier Member From: Northampton, MA	posted 01 August 2006 07:36 PM profile Now That's a mother-of-toilet-seat finish!
David L. Donald Member From: Koh Samui Island, Thailand	posted 01 August 2006 07:37 PM profile But a rose, by any honey-wagon, would smell as sweet.
Mike Shefrin Member From: New York	posted 01 August 2006 07:40 PM profile "used to belong to Madonna" OHHHH!that's rich!!!
Doug Beaumier Member From: Northampton, MA	posted 01 August 2006 07:41 PM profile It looks like a bass guitar (4 strings). I'll bet it has a lot of bottom. Ur-ine good shape with that baby!
Mike Shefrin Member From: New York	posted 01 August 2006 07:43 PM profile Actual quote-"I string only the best toilet seats," Deal says with the pride of a true craftsman, "and as a result my output is being snapped up at very reasonable prices." (will probably fetch a cool million on Ebay someday) [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 01 August 2006 at 10:49 PM.]
Doug Beaumier Member From: Northampton, MA	posted 01 August 2006 07:46 PM profile Here's the rosewood finish. This one will wipe out the competition.
Mike Shefrin Member From: New York	posted 01 August 2006 07:52 PM profile "wipe out" OHHHHHH!
Doug Beaumier Member From: Northampton, MA	posted 01 August 2006 07:53 PM profile You guys are disgusting!
Mike Shefrin Member From: New York	posted 01 August 2006 07:56 PM profile Here's a real Charmin and cheeky "stream"-line model that's just guaranteed to bowl you over. [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 01 August 2006 at 10:42 PM.]
Jim Cohen Member From: Philadelphia, PA	posted 01 August 2006 07:57 PM profile She's baa-aack! And she sees everything...
Richard Sevigny Member From: Vancouver, BC, Canada	posted 01 August 2006 08:20 PM profile Well, I see we're on roll.. ...oops, gotta run!
Jim Cohen Member From: Philadelphia, PA	posted 01 August 2006 08:35 PM profile And (ready?) She Will NOT be De-TURD!
Doug Beaumier Member From: Northampton, MA	posted 01 August 2006 08:41 PM profile LOL You're right Jim. Elivra will not take this sitting down! [This message was edited by Doug Beaumier on 01 August 2006 at 08:42 PM.]
Doug Beaumier Member From: Northampton, MA	posted 01 August 2006 08:55 PM profile Speaking of stupid guitars for stupid guitar players… who could forget the Wangcaster? No Case included, but it comes with a sack. The company quit making them due to stiff competition from Asian manufacturers. This one appears to have a lot of wear on the neck! [This message was edited by Doug Beaumier on 01 August 2006 at 08:56 PM.]
Mike Shefrin Member From: New York	posted 01 August 2006 09:12 PM profile Doug, I think anyone who plays one of those in public ought to be penalized... [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 01 August 2006 at 10:32 PM.]
Mike Shefrin Member From: New York	posted 01 August 2006 10:33 PM profile ...I know I wouldnt be caught dead playing one of those... [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 01 August 2006 at 10:40 PM.]
Doug Beaumier Member From: Northampton, MA	posted 01 August 2006 11:28 PM profile This one might be a little more comfortable [This message was edited by Doug Beaumier on 01 August 2006 at 11:30 PM.]
Mike Shefrin Member From: New York	posted 02 August 2006 08:48 AM profile [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 06 August 2006 at 08:22 AM.]
Mike Shefrin Member From: New York	posted 02 August 2006 09:00 AM profile The Duck Pluckers have quite a collection of guitars.The ones shown below were all made by a new company called Dyslectic Electric (or is it Electric Dyslectic? ) [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 02 August 2006 at 01:23 PM.] [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 02 August 2006 at 01:25 PM.]
Doug Beaumier Member From: Northampton, MA	posted 02 August 2006 09:59 AM profile The Ultimate Stupid guitar player is an Air guitar player. Even the Duck Pluckers know this guy is a faker. Nothing gets past these guys! [This message was edited by Doug Beaumier on 02 August 2006 at 10:05 AM.]
Mike Shefrin Member From: New York	posted 02 August 2006 11:13 AM profile Nothing gets by me either... I can easily tell this guitar is actually normal size and the guy is a dwarf.
Myron Labelle unregistered	posted 02 August 2006 11:25 AM Doug is that an Owl Guitar ?
Mike Shefrin Member From: New York	posted 02 August 2006 11:36 AM profile No, but this is...( sorry Doug, didn't mean to jump the gun on you with that one ) [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 02 August 2006 at 11:42 AM.]
Doug Beaumier Member From: Northampton, MA	posted 02 August 2006 12:29 PM profile No problem, I'm at work now and I'm not supposed to be wasting ...uh.. spending time on the internet anyway.
Doug Beaumier Member From: Northampton, MA	posted 02 August 2006 12:40 PM profile Big News today: The Duck Pluckers are getting an edorsement deal with the Wangcaster Company. Wangcaster will be making a Duck Pluckers Signature model! There will only be 200 of these made. The boys will have to learn to sign their names so they can sign all 200 of the guitars. Then there's the problem of which Duck Plucker will "model" for the new guitar? [This message was edited by Doug Beaumier on 02 August 2006 at 12:43 PM.]
retcop88 unregistered	posted 02 August 2006 03:31 PM The "Pluckers" do a full solo of armpit farts in harmony in c#. ------------------ Jim.Hall MSA D12 3&4 several 6 string Guitars,2 Fiddles and a Kazoo.
Mike Shefrin Member From: New York	posted 02 August 2006 04:41 PM profile Speaking of farts, the Duck Pluckers were misbilled as the "Duck Farts" at a recent bar gig... [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 02 August 2006 at 05:22 PM.]
Mike Shefrin Member From: New York	posted 02 August 2006 04:54 PM profile ...Needless to say,they were not amused by this... [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 02 August 2006 at 05:27 PM.]
Mike Shefrin Member From: New York	posted 02 August 2006 05:07 PM profile ...and now that bar is a wreck... Nobody messes with the Duck Pluckers! [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 02 August 2006 at 05:12 PM.]
Jody Carver Member From: The Knight Of Fender Tweed~ Dodger Blue Forever	posted 02 August 2006 05:40 PM profile Man I dig that chick, I'd give my Quad for a date with her yahooooo
Doug Beaumier Member From: Northampton, MA	posted 02 August 2006 06:31 PM profile Jody, Elvira says "Come on over ..."all of me, why not take all of me...?"
Dave White Member From: Fullerton, California USA	posted 02 August 2006 08:20 PM profile I usually have to watch an episode or two of "Cops" to see a woman of that caliber.
Charlie McDonald Member From: Lubbock, Texas, USA	posted 03 August 2006 03:09 AM profile The Danelectro version.
Joe Casey Member From: Weeki Wachee .Springs FL (population.9)	posted 03 August 2006 05:41 AM profile Has anyone heard one of their hits. I heard they are on PILISH records. That means their songs are Pilish hits. ------------------ Florida:Where its not against the Law to get caught Steelin.
Bill Hankey Member From: Pittsfield, MA, USA	posted 03 August 2006 06:57 AM profile Doug, Illustrations help to make this a laughable thread. Combined with a touch of wit, and the reference that denotes The Duck Pluckers as serious musicians, is unbelievable funniness. Your sense of humor is a welcome change in a troubled environment. Thanks for the laughter. [This message was edited by Bill Hankey on 03 August 2006 at 07:02 AM.]
Ron Steenwijk Member From: Greensburg,PA	posted 03 August 2006 07:27 AM profile How about this one then huh?

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