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Howard Tate Member From: Leesville, Louisiana, USA	posted 08 August 2006 05:15 AM profile I'll bet those Duck Pluckers would be big hits in some of the places I've played, cause they sure look like a lot of the audience members. When those guys request a song you do it whether you know it or not! Scary! ------------------ Howard
Charlie McDonald Member From: Lubbock, Texas, USA	posted 08 August 2006 05:43 AM profile How 'bout them Duck Pluckers, pluckin' they guitars; Thinkin' they looks gonna make them stars. Got a Telecaster made by Sears; Tourin' the country, flappin' they ears. How to be a Duck Plucker, Don't need a bucket, Find yourself a duck, Haul off and ____ __.
Mike Shefrin Member From: New York	posted 08 August 2006 06:57 AM profile Nice one Charlie! [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 08 August 2006 at 04:55 PM.]
Mike Shefrin Member From: New York	posted 08 August 2006 08:08 AM profile Redford to Newman--"Who ARE those guys?" [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 08 August 2006 at 08:10 AM.]
Doug Beaumier Member From: Northampton, MA	posted 08 August 2006 09:50 AM profile The Pluckers are pickers, but they're also talented in other ways. They do their own auto repairs. Comes in handy on the road. [This message was edited by Doug Beaumier on 08 August 2006 at 09:50 AM.]
chas smith Member From: Encino, CA, USA	posted 08 August 2006 10:55 AM profile Needed a day job, tried logging
Doug Beaumier Member From: Northampton, MA	posted 08 August 2006 12:04 PM profile Ouch! Life on the road ain't easy for the Duck Pluckers. The bus keeps breaking down. [This message was edited by Doug Beaumier on 08 August 2006 at 12:05 PM.]
Doug Beaumier Member From: Northampton, MA	posted 08 August 2006 01:10 PM profile
Mike Shefrin Member From: New York	posted 08 August 2006 01:46 PM profile That darn bus has been nothing but trouble from the start... [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 08 August 2006 at 02:26 PM.]
Mike Shefrin Member From: New York	posted 08 August 2006 01:56 PM profile ...so they rented a plane... ...but they had some trouble with that also. [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 08 August 2006 at 07:48 PM.]
Mike Shefrin Member From: New York	posted 08 August 2006 02:07 PM profile I won't even bother going into the story about when they tried travelling by train... [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 08 August 2006 at 02:08 PM.]
Mike Shefrin Member From: New York	posted 08 August 2006 02:11 PM profile [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 08 August 2006 at 02:58 PM.]
Mike Shefrin Member From: New York	posted 08 August 2006 03:03 PM profile The Duck Pluckers were in Hawaii recently for a bunch of gigs... ...some of the local musicians down there wanted to meet them... ...but the Duck Pluckers feel threatened by women who can play their instruments better than they do... [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 08 August 2006 at 11:24 PM.]
Mike Shefrin Member From: New York	posted 08 August 2006 03:08 PM profile ...and "them sign language dancers" made them nervous... [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 09 August 2006 at 10:41 AM.]
Mike Shefrin Member From: New York	posted 08 August 2006 03:58 PM profile ...and they thought the oversized swimming pool was unsafe... ...and so after being down there for merely one day, they cancelled all their gigs and flew back home. . . . . . *Stupid Guitar Players!* [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 09 August 2006 at 10:43 AM.]
chas smith Member From: Encino, CA, USA	posted 08 August 2006 05:09 PM profile Having learned their lesson about rentals, they bought tickets... Fortunately, they loaded their equipment on another airplane... [This message was edited by chas smith on 08 August 2006 at 05:22 PM.]
Dave White Member From: Fullerton, California USA	posted 08 August 2006 06:20 PM profile The boys were upset by what they had seen on the runway, and clamored to get off the plane, until a quick-thinking stewardess told them that the plane in the grass was just tired and was taking a little nap. Reassured, they continued their flight home...
Mike Shefrin Member From: New York	posted 08 August 2006 07:15 PM profile lol! [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 08 August 2006 at 10:13 PM.]
Doug Beaumier Member From: Northampton, MA	posted 08 August 2006 09:19 PM profile The Duck Pluckers are in Nevada. Their next gig is at Bubba’s Brew Pub. It’s a pretty cool place, and they have a nice garden in the back. The boys are staying at the best hotel in town. It’s a 5 Star hotel... nothing but the finest. They even have a storage area for guests
Doug Beaumier Member From: Northampton, MA	posted 08 August 2006 09:33 PM profile Bubba's niece plays some guitar. She was hoping the Duck Pluckers could give her a couple of lessons. They declined though because they're busy doing their laundry and watching TV. [This message was edited by Doug Beaumier on 09 August 2006 at 01:52 PM.]
Doug Beaumier Member From: Northampton, MA	posted 08 August 2006 09:38 PM profile *Stupid Guitar Players!* [This message was edited by Doug Beaumier on 08 August 2006 at 09:57 PM.]
Mike Shefrin Member From: New York	posted 08 August 2006 10:07 PM profile LOL! You win! [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 08 August 2006 at 11:04 PM.]
Doug Beaumier Member From: Northampton, MA	posted 08 August 2006 10:19 PM profile Thanks Mike, but there are no winners here, just the Duck Pluckers, Dumb and Dumber!
Mike Shefrin Member From: New York	posted 08 August 2006 10:51 PM profile That's true. [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 08 August 2006 at 11:00 PM.]
Ric Epperle Member From: Sheridan, Wyoming USA . Like no other place on Earth...	posted 08 August 2006 11:31 PM profile Unbelievable! LMAO
Ric Epperle Member From: Sheridan, Wyoming USA . Like no other place on Earth...	posted 09 August 2006 01:12 AM profile Please... In no way let the "ZB" thread beat this one out...
Terry VunCannon Member From: Randleman, North Carolina, USA	posted 09 August 2006 08:32 AM profile If their tour last as long as this thread, it will be the biggest money maker in history!!!...oh, by the way...is there a steel player in the band?
Mike Shefrin Member From: New York	posted 09 August 2006 09:42 AM profile Yes, Terry there is. Go to the end of page one and then to page two of the thread to see how Lester came in to play steel pedal with the Duck Pluckers. (unfortunately, you have to to read this silly thread from the beginning to understand some of the stuff here ) [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 09 August 2006 at 10:09 AM.]
chas smith Member From: Encino, CA, USA	posted 09 August 2006 10:39 AM profile After spending too much time in the garden, they left Bubba's Brew Pub. The lead guitar player is sitting in the passenger seat
Mike Shefrin Member From: New York	posted 09 August 2006 11:16 AM profile Good Lord! [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 09 August 2006 at 06:31 PM.]
Mike Shefrin Member From: New York	posted 09 August 2006 01:05 PM profile When the boys aren't busy touring, they like to relax, so they unwind by going bowling at Rocmar's... ..it's a great place to watch chicks... ...and they love those cool shoes with the numbers on em... . . . . . . . . . . . . [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 09 August 2006 at 07:16 PM.]
Larry Robbins Member From: Fort Edward, New York, USA	posted 09 August 2006 01:57 PM profile Or when the boys just want to relax!
Doug Beaumier Member From: Northampton, MA	posted 09 August 2006 02:19 PM profile There is a lounge in the bowling alley, and Jacko Fellatino entertains there every afternoon. The Duck Pluckers have become big fans. They like his raw, unpretentious style. [This message was edited by Doug Beaumier on 09 August 2006 at 02:31 PM.]
Doug Beaumier Member From: Northampton, MA	posted 09 August 2006 02:44 PM profile Just another stupid player! [This message was edited by Doug Beaumier on 09 August 2006 at 02:45 PM.]
Mike Shefrin Member From: New York	posted 09 August 2006 02:46 PM profile The Farkus brothers sub for Jacko when he's out of town. [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 09 August 2006 at 11:57 PM.]
Doug Beaumier Member From: Northampton, MA	posted 09 August 2006 03:15 PM profile Rico Odwalla is another local favorite. He can play in any language. He just flips the instrument over. He loves to play parties and weddings.
chas smith Member From: Encino, CA, USA	posted 09 August 2006 04:50 PM profile If it ever gets out that the Pluckers' steel player plays a ZB, this thread could easily break 1000.... The Glitter Band subs for the Farkus Bros But then, Stuffparty subs for the Glitterband When Rico can't make it, Bob Harrison covers for him [This message was edited by chas smith on 09 August 2006 at 05:04 PM.] [This message was edited by chas smith on 09 August 2006 at 05:07 PM.]
Doug Beaumier Member From: Northampton, MA	posted 09 August 2006 08:41 PM profile The Polkaholics also live nearby. This area has a lot of talent. And if All fails, the club can always call Father Manuel Garcia de los Santos. He does South American bird calls, always a crowd pleaser. Father Garcia’s opening act is Davida Ortiz Manuel Ramirez. Davida not only sings like a bird, he plays guitar as good as he wants to.
Mike Shefrin Member From: New York	posted 09 August 2006 09:12 PM profile THE EARLY YEARS (That's Roy Orbison on the right) [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 10 August 2006 at 07:51 AM.]
Mike Shefrin Member From: New York	posted 09 August 2006 09:34 PM profile The Duck Pluckers eventually threw Roy out of the band because they thought he sang like a girl. . . . . . . . *Stupid Guitar Players!* [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 09 August 2006 at 09:36 PM.]

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