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Doug Beaumier Member From: Northampton, MA |
posted 24 July 2006 12:42 AM
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[This message was edited by Doug Beaumier on 28 July 2006 at 11:38 AM.] |
c c johnson Member From: killeen,tx usa |
posted 24 July 2006 02:39 AM
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Doug, where did you get that pic of me in my hayday? I was good lookin and had money to burn. Just goes to show that if you have monny you don't have to be young and good lookin. CC |
Paul King Member From: Gainesville, Texas, USA |
posted 24 July 2006 04:44 AM
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Those guys sure look like they enjoy playing. I wonder if they are inmates. |
Jim Cohen Member From: Philadelphia, PA |
posted 24 July 2006 04:57 AM
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You mean, "Twinmates"? |
Ray Minich Member From: Limestone, New York, USA |
posted 24 July 2006 05:12 AM
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Now, how do you know that the fella on the right doesn't have a PhD in particle physics? At least there's no banj@'s in the photo... [This message was edited by Ray Minich on 24 July 2006 at 05:14 AM.] |
Al Udeen Member From: maple grove mn usa |
posted 24 July 2006 08:45 AM
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Did they play by Ear? Sure looks like it? |
Gene Jones Member From: Oklahoma City, OK USA |
posted 24 July 2006 08:48 AM
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I don't know what's the big deal. Those guys look just like those who I grew up with! What's wrong with the way they look? ------------------ |
Doug Beaumier Member From: Northampton, MA |
posted 24 July 2006 08:56 AM
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"...play by ear"
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Jerry Overstreet Member From: Louisville Ky |
posted 24 July 2006 09:15 AM
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That Tele® appears to be the John 5 edition. [signature model named for Marilyn Manson's geetar picker] I'd be careful 'bout what you say, they just might show up on your doorstep some dark night! |
Fred Shannon Member From: Rocking "S" Ranch, Comancheria, Texas |
posted 24 July 2006 09:32 AM
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Put a clean shirt on the guy on the right and he'd fit in perfectly with some of the bands touring through here. Phred ------------------ |
CHIP FOSSA Member From: Monson, MA 01057 U.S.A. |
posted 24 July 2006 01:56 PM
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Is this early Don & Phil before they discovered Brylcreem??? |
retcop88 unregistered |
posted 24 July 2006 02:28 PM
Thats actually a Picture of Elvis and brother Enis. ELVIS got to be known as Elvis the Pelvis. Poor old Enis couldn't come up with a nickname. |
Darvin Willhoite Member From: Leander, Tx. USA |
posted 24 July 2006 03:49 PM
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Judging by the size of that Tele, these guys must be 8 Ft. tall. ------------------ |
Petr Vitous Member From: Czech Republic |
posted 24 July 2006 04:17 PM
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I wonder, what kinda shoes they wear ? And the wrist watch, is that Rolex ? Petr [This message was edited by Petr Vitous on 24 July 2006 at 04:22 PM.] |
Mike Ester Member From: New Braunfels, Texas, USA |
posted 24 July 2006 06:34 PM
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quote: Gee, Fred. I remember seeing folks like this in my bluegrass days in Abilene. |
Larry Hamilton Member From: Amarillo, Texas, USA |
posted 24 July 2006 08:15 PM
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I think I used to play with these guys back in my heyday. yeah, they played by ear and they could really hear parts good. ------------------ |
Doug Beaumier Member From: Northampton, MA |
posted 24 July 2006 10:22 PM
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These guys like to travel because staying home with the wife gets real old real fast...
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CHIP FOSSA Member From: Monson, MA 01057 U.S.A. |
posted 25 July 2006 01:32 AM
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Hey... Do you know where my Gillette Blue Blades are? |
Mike Ester Member From: New Braunfels, Texas, USA |
posted 25 July 2006 03:44 AM
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AAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! MY EYES!!!! MY EYES!!! |
Ray Minich Member From: Limestone, New York, USA |
posted 25 July 2006 05:25 AM
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Doug, the moustache really stands out nice... |
George Redmon Member From: |
posted 25 July 2006 07:28 AM
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be careful 'cause i know those dudes and that woman. A band hired him to fill in for their tele player for a night. That woman took a shine to the singer. When he turned her down, they all three beat the hell out of the whole band, and stoled their playing money!!!!! his real name is bubba, no wait ..sorry that's her name!!! |
John Billings Member From: Northfield Center, Ohio, USA |
posted 25 July 2006 09:41 AM
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Ray, so she's got a moustache? So what? Wish I could remember where that mullet site was! |
retcop88 unregistered |
posted 25 July 2006 11:56 AM
Talk about a groupie,shes a whole group. but be careful guys, your talking down somebodys love of their life.Probably cost them theirs. By the way Doug when did you snap that picture? [This message was edited by retcop88 on 25 July 2006 at 11:57 AM.] |
Myron Labelle unregistered |
posted 25 July 2006 12:41 PM
Elvis the Pelvis, Enis could be enis the Pe-well you know. |
Gary Meyer Member From: Sacramento, California, USA |
posted 25 July 2006 06:13 PM
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Are they looking for a steel player ? I am thinking these could just be the guys to hone my steel playing with. |
Doug Beaumier Member From: Northampton, MA |
posted 25 July 2006 07:55 PM
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Cousin Ernie wanted to play steel pedal with the Duck Pluckers. He picked up an old Fender steel pedal. But he couldn’t figure out which cables hook onto which strings so he gave up. Now he’s taking up drums. He just wants to go on the road to meet some girls. |
Don Walters Member From: Regina, SK, Canada |
posted 26 July 2006 12:24 PM
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quote: we'd have to check if he's wearing shorts and socks ... Einstein reportedly wore neither. |
Rick Collins Member From: Claremont , CA USA |
posted 26 July 2006 12:36 PM
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...did not know Nicolas Cage and Tommy Lee Jones ever played for the Duck Pluckers. Could that colored pix be today's Robert Redford? |
Mike Shefrin Member From: New York |
posted 26 July 2006 09:00 PM
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Them Duck Pluckers How about them Duck Pluckers, Ain't they a shmucks? Pluckin' them fearthers off 'o them ducks. Pluckin' them Mallards, pluckin' them Coots, Pluckin' they duck hairs out by the roots! Look at them Duck Pluckers, Ain't they theifs? Some use tweezers, Some use a teeth. Them feather pluckin' Duck Pluckers, hidin' in the sticks, Buggin' they plucky ducks, getttin' they kicks. How to be a Duck Plucker? No way to duck it; Rustle up a duck or two, boy just pluck it! (Mason Williams) [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 26 July 2006 at 09:12 PM.] |
Doug Beaumier Member From: Northampton, MA |
posted 27 July 2006 01:10 AM
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Speaking of goofy guitar players... don’t forget "The Shaggs", an all-girl band from Fremont, New Hampshire. This group is considered the worst rock and roll band in the world (or the "best worst" by the New York Times), and this designation has made the band's one and only album a collector's item. Recorded in 1968. After a few months of guitar lessons Dad forced the girls to record an album. There were only 100 albums pressed. NRBQ later found a copy in a Boston radio station and had their label re-release it... thanks guys!
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Myron Labelle unregistered |
posted 28 July 2006 04:05 AM
Didn't they change their names to the Dixie Chicks? |
Chris Forbes Member From: Beltsville, MD, USA |
posted 28 July 2006 09:08 AM
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I've heard that Shaggs album, it's wonderfully aweful!!! |
Doug Beaumier Member From: Northampton, MA |
posted 28 July 2006 10:21 AM
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Yes, out of tune, out of time, awful songs, awful lyrics sung with a lisp. It's like a Saturday Night Live parody of a bad band. [This message was edited by Doug Beaumier on 28 July 2006 at 10:29 AM.] |
Larry Strawn Member From: Golden Valley, Arizona, USA |
posted 28 July 2006 10:36 AM
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Man I really hate to admitt it, but with ears like those Duck Pluckers have they must be related to my family!! My Dad always said us boys looked like a Volks Wagon with both doors open!! The girls were lucky they had long hair to hide thiers,,,Hmmmm come to think of it back then us boys did too!! edited to add, don't know where those dumb looks came from, must have been from the other side of the family!! [This message was edited by Larry Strawn on 28 July 2006 at 10:40 AM.] |
Jody Carver Member From: The Knight Of Fender Tweed~ Dodger Blue Forever |
posted 28 July 2006 02:20 PM
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It would take two trips to pick up that chick pictured a few posts up. |
John Hawkins Member From: Onalaska, Tx. on Lake Livingston |
posted 28 July 2006 03:47 PM
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Best thread I have seen in a long time !! Got many laughs out of every post !! Thanks Doug for starting it and all the others for their input I needed that !! John |
Stephen Gambrell Member From: Ware Shoals, South Carolina, USA |
posted 28 July 2006 04:47 PM
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Larry--- My brother's ears stick out so far, I call him Wing-nut. |
Doug Beaumier Member From: Northampton, MA |
posted 28 July 2006 10:59 PM
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Jody, you be nice or I'm comin' to your house to getcha!
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David L. Donald Member From: Koh Samui Island, Thailand |
posted 28 July 2006 11:33 PM
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It would take two pick-up TRUCKS to get her home. And a double viagra / thorazine /Absynth cocktail... [This message was edited by David L. Donald on 28 July 2006 at 11:33 PM.] |
Doug Beaumier Member From: Northampton, MA |
posted 28 July 2006 11:36 PM
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Uncle Elmo works the phone. He book gigs for the Duck Pluckers. They’re doing a fall tour. Still looking for a steel pedal player.
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