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Mike Shefrin Member From: New York	posted 06 August 2006 10:59 AM profile Hup two three four...on to page six! [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 06 August 2006 at 11:00 AM.]
Doug Beaumier Member From: Northampton, MA	posted 06 August 2006 02:05 PM profile quote: Beauty is still in the eyes of the beholder. Elvira's scutiny will keep her ducks in a row. You ain't kidding!
Doug Beaumier Member From: Northampton, MA	posted 06 August 2006 03:05 PM profile The boys ran into a little snag. The bus broke down in Peoria. They were able to pick up most of the parts… ...and they called Dirk Moonpie… Dirk owns “Dirk’s Mobile Repair Service”… Dirk spotted the problem immediately, and he was able to repair it in a jiffy… Back on the Road!! [This message was edited by Doug Beaumier on 06 August 2006 at 08:43 PM.]
Mike Shefrin Member From: New York	posted 06 August 2006 03:51 PM profile Since there's no room for a refrigerator on the bus, cousin Rufus rides along behind the bus with one. Elvira makes sure it's always stocked with nutritional healthy food to keep the boys fit for those grueling gigs... ...and so the bus bathroom gets alot of use. [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 06 August 2006 at 05:15 PM.]
Stephen Gambrell Member From: Ware Shoals, South Carolina, USA	posted 06 August 2006 04:41 PM profile This is gonna be longer than the ZB thread.
Doug Beaumier Member From: Northampton, MA	posted 06 August 2006 04:46 PM profile ...we're going for quality, not just quantity!
Doug Beaumier Member From: Northampton, MA	posted 06 August 2006 04:58 PM profile Elvira has her hands full keeping that bathroom clean! Yikes, what a mess! [This message was edited by Doug Beaumier on 06 August 2006 at 04:59 PM.]
Doug Beaumier Member From: Northampton, MA	posted 06 August 2006 05:12 PM profile The Continental Co-Ets will be opening some of the Duck Plucker's shows. The guys like their clean cut image. [This message was edited by Doug Beaumier on 07 August 2006 at 09:55 AM.]
Mike Shefrin Member From: New York	posted 06 August 2006 06:58 PM profile Enzyte is also sponsoring a TV variety special with them that will feature a guest appearance from the Shaggs. The Enzyte guy will be hosting the show [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 06 August 2006 at 08:08 PM.]
Doug Beaumier Member From: Northampton, MA	posted 06 August 2006 07:46 PM profile What a show! Get the cameras ready...
Doug Beaumier Member From: Northampton, MA	posted 06 August 2006 07:58 PM profile Bobo Bresnihan will also be on the show, playing his awesome 10-string fretless guitar. He's still working on the full bar chords and the thumb-over neck chords, but it's a big stretch! [This message was edited by Doug Beaumier on 07 August 2006 at 09:56 AM.]
Mike Shefrin Member From: New York	posted 06 August 2006 08:00 PM profile I sure hope that's a paint brush that the guy before Bobo is holding there, Doug. [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 06 August 2006 at 08:23 PM.]
Mike Shefrin Member From: New York	posted 06 August 2006 08:07 PM profile Speaking of Bobo's, and stretches...What an amazing coincidence...world famous wrestler Bobo Brazil will be doing some of his splendid wrestling stretches on the Variety show also. [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 06 August 2006 at 08:26 PM.]
Doug Beaumier Member From: Northampton, MA	posted 06 August 2006 08:33 PM profile Bobo gets really fired up for his shows. Here he gets his game face on. [This message was edited by Doug Beaumier on 06 August 2006 at 08:46 PM.]
Doug Beaumier Member From: Northampton, MA	posted 06 August 2006 08:39 PM profile Wow, what a show. The Duck Plucker's need to repair their guitars. That bar fight at Dirty Mary's took it's toll on the gear. [This message was edited by Doug Beaumier on 06 August 2006 at 08:47 PM.]
Mike Shefrin Member From: New York	posted 06 August 2006 09:53 PM profile Yeah, things got a little "out of hand" that night with the drunken guy who started imitating Pete Townsend. [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 06 August 2006 at 09:56 PM.]
Mike Shefrin Member From: New York	posted 06 August 2006 10:02 PM profile The Duck Pluckers take their broken guitars to Uncle Fred who does great work. Fred's son Geronimo is one heck of a banjo picker, and he sits in on alot of the Duck Plucker gigs. [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 06 August 2006 at 10:22 PM.]
chas smith Member From: Encino, CA, USA	posted 06 August 2006 10:10 PM profile Then again, there's Mike Terry [This message was edited by chas smith on 07 August 2006 at 11:40 AM.] [This message was edited by chas smith on 07 August 2006 at 06:11 PM.]
Doug Beaumier Member From: Northampton, MA	posted 06 August 2006 10:23 PM profile chas! You're going to get us shut down! [This message was edited by Doug Beaumier on 06 August 2006 at 10:24 PM.]
Mike Shefrin Member From: New York	posted 06 August 2006 10:32 PM profile I prefer these gals myself Uh oh...my girlfriend just caught me posting this stuff and... OUCH!!! [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 06 August 2006 at 11:00 PM.]
Doug Beaumier Member From: Northampton, MA	posted 06 August 2006 11:13 PM profile I love those retro covers. Speaking of guitars and guitar players... what joy the guitar brings into our lives. She's Not impressed.
Ric Epperle Member From: Sheridan, Wyoming USA . Like no other place on Earth...	posted 07 August 2006 03:44 AM profile Just when I thought I'd seen it all..
Ray Minich Member From: Limestone, New York, USA	posted 07 August 2006 06:54 AM profile Here's to you Mrs. Robinson...
Mike Shefrin Member From: New York	posted 07 August 2006 09:32 AM profile Edgar Watts and Bob Bulber do all the lighting for the Duck Plucker shows. [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 07 August 2006 at 11:01 AM.]
Doug Beaumier Member From: Northampton, MA	posted 07 August 2006 09:52 AM profile Why do you boys keep making fun of Elvira? I think she's a real pretty young lady. She takes good care of the Duck Pluckers... both of 'em. [This message was edited by Doug Beaumier on 07 August 2006 at 09:52 AM.]
chas smith Member From: Encino, CA, USA	posted 07 August 2006 11:32 AM profile quote: chas! You're going to get us shut down! Well, I thought about it, as being kind of "borderline" and risque, but all in all, it seemed pretty innocuous and kind of "Coppertone" by today's standards. [This message was edited by chas smith on 07 August 2006 at 11:36 AM.]
Mike Shefrin Member From: New York	posted 07 August 2006 12:23 PM profile WHERE IT ALL BEGAN Here's the house where the Duck Pluckers were born... Ma and Pa Plucker... ...and the rest of the family... [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 09 August 2006 at 01:19 AM.]
Mike Shefrin Member From: New York	posted 07 August 2006 12:42 PM profile The Duck Pluckers' first guitar was a home made model fashioned from a cigar box and rubberbands... (it was recently sold on Ebay for thirty thousand dollars) ...and so from rags to riches! [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 07 August 2006 at 02:42 PM.]
Mike Shefrin Member From: New York	posted 07 August 2006 03:52 PM profile Elvira grew up on a Llama farm... Elvira's mom... ...and Dad [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 07 August 2006 at 04:04 PM.]
Mike Shefrin Member From: New York	posted 07 August 2006 04:15 PM profile Some of the toys Elvira had as a little girl (these only fetched five thousand on Ebay) [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 07 August 2006 at 04:20 PM.]
Larry Robbins Member From: Fort Edward, New York, USA	posted 07 August 2006 04:37 PM profile ....and dont forget Elvira's sister, Spatchula. The cute one of the bunch!
Mike Shefrin Member From: New York	posted 07 August 2006 04:54 PM profile Thanks Larry. I meant to include her and forgot.
Mike Shefrin Member From: New York	posted 07 August 2006 05:44 PM profile I is cuter than her dang it!!! and you leave my llamas alone!!! [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 08 August 2006 at 09:05 AM.]
Doug Beaumier Member From: Northampton, MA	posted 07 August 2006 08:18 PM profile I didn't realize the Pluckers had such a distinguished family history! [This message was edited by Doug Beaumier on 07 August 2006 at 08:35 PM.]
Doug Beaumier Member From: Northampton, MA	posted 07 August 2006 08:35 PM profile The Duck Pluckers have inspired millions of youngsters to take up the guitar. [This message was edited by Doug Beaumier on 07 August 2006 at 08:37 PM.]
Mike Shefrin Member From: New York	posted 07 August 2006 08:44 PM profile I think I saw one of those guys at the Dirty Mary's gig.
Mike Shefrin Member From: New York	posted 07 August 2006 08:55 PM profile or maybe it was this guy... [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 07 August 2006 at 09:00 PM.]
Doug Beaumier Member From: Northampton, MA	posted 07 August 2006 09:38 PM profile Wow... that guy stands out in a crowd. Here's another stupid guitar player... really stupid:
Mike Shefrin Member From: New York	posted 07 August 2006 09:46 PM profile ...and yet another knucklehead for our formal procession of stupid guitar players. [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 08 August 2006 at 06:59 AM.]
Doug Beaumier Member From: Northampton, MA	posted 07 August 2006 10:09 PM profile Harvey Fudpucker and his... brother? mother? wife? sister? Pastor? caretaker?

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