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Doug Beaumier Member From: Northampton, MA |
posted 09 August 2006 09:36 PM
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LOL, I love the picture. |
Mike Shefrin Member From: New York |
posted 09 August 2006 09:39 PM
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Thanks Doug |
Doug Beaumier Member From: Northampton, MA |
posted 09 August 2006 09:48 PM
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This is NOT a stupid guitar player... it's me Taken last Friday at a Fair in western Massachusetts.
Also on the gig, Pete Adams, an excellent pedal steel player. (I love the shirt!)
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Mike Shefrin Member From: New York |
posted 09 August 2006 09:52 PM
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Me... [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 10 August 2006 at 10:57 AM.] |
Mike Shefrin Member From: New York |
posted 09 August 2006 10:16 PM
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...ten years ago! [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 09 August 2006 at 10:36 PM.] |
Doug Beaumier Member From: Northampton, MA |
posted 09 August 2006 10:36 PM
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What? No ZB? PRESS RELEASE: The Duck Pluckers have just signed THE GIGGLES to open for them in Las Vegas.
There must have been a "red and blue" sale at Walmart. [This message was edited by Doug Beaumier on 09 August 2006 at 10:40 PM.] |
Mike Shefrin Member From: New York |
posted 09 August 2006 10:53 PM
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The guys are big fans of the "Kamikaze Kids" and want to sign them up for the Vegas gig also. [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 10 August 2006 at 12:02 PM.] |
Doug Beaumier Member From: Northampton, MA |
posted 09 August 2006 11:17 PM
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The Duck Pluckers are on the road. Headed for Vegas.
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Ric Epperle Member From: Sheridan, Wyoming USA . Like no other place on Earth... |
posted 10 August 2006 04:22 AM
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I had all I can stands and I can't stands no more... KEEP IT UP... |
retcop88 unregistered |
posted 10 August 2006 05:41 AM
Breaking news: The Duck Pluckers have signed with a new label. One they feel will be behind them as the pile up hits.Its the PILISH hit makers label. It won't be long before they release another Pilish-hit. |
Mike Shefrin Member From: New York |
posted 10 August 2006 08:50 AM
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The Duck Pluckers have arrived in Vegas...
...they lost nearly all their money playing the slot machines...
...Luckily they still have enough pocket change left over for other diversions. [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 10 August 2006 at 03:36 PM.] |
Doug Beaumier Member From: Northampton, MA |
posted 10 August 2006 09:38 AM
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The Pluckers relax after a long night on the town.
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Doug Beaumier Member From: Northampton, MA |
posted 10 August 2006 09:45 AM
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Elvira's not happy.
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chas smith Member From: Encino, CA, USA |
posted 10 August 2006 09:56 AM
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Doug Beaumier Member From: Northampton, MA |
posted 10 August 2006 10:07 AM
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Everyone is a star in Vegas.
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Mike Shefrin Member From: New York |
posted 10 August 2006 10:27 AM
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After the boys blew the last of their money on bumper cars and beer they were totally penniless.... . . . . . . Fortunately, Elvira knows a "trick" or two, and after running into some old friends of hers, she was able to raise some cash.
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Mike Shefrin Member From: New York |
posted 10 August 2006 10:35 AM
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There are some terrific acts in Vegas... . . . . Tonight, Elvira and the boys are going to see the Flaming Bonzini brothers... [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 10 August 2006 at 01:15 PM.] |
chas smith Member From: Encino, CA, USA |
posted 10 August 2006 01:27 PM
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And it's a great place to get married
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Farris Currie Member From: Ona, Florida, USA |
posted 10 August 2006 02:05 PM
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I wonder if the duck pluckers could pluck a CHICKEN??????? CHICKEN HOUSE NEEDS PLUCKERS!!!!!! farris |
Mike Shefrin Member From: New York |
posted 10 August 2006 03:08 PM
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That's right Chas, Vegas is a great place to get married.
...and speaking of married, Elvira met a nice married couple who were camping out in Las Vegas' beautiful Sunset Park ...
...and they gave her some funny pills for her tummy ache... [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 11 August 2006 at 09:41 PM.] |
Mike Shefrin Member From: New York |
posted 10 August 2006 03:10 PM
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Now her "acid" indigestion is gone. |
Mike Shefrin Member From: New York |
posted 10 August 2006 03:12 PM
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...and so is she! |
Mike Shefrin Member From: New York |
posted 10 August 2006 07:39 PM
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People are already lining up to get tickets for the Duck Pluckers big Vegas venue... [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 10 August 2006 at 08:22 PM.] |
Doug Beaumier Member From: Northampton, MA |
posted 10 August 2006 08:13 PM
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Hotels on the strip are a little pricey. The Pluckers found a great place just outside the city:
They have a Spacious Room:
A Mud Bath:
A Room With a View:
The motel manager, Harvey Creems, is a very helpful man.
Harvey’s best friend Vincent lives at the motel too.
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chas smith Member From: Encino, CA, USA |
posted 10 August 2006 08:16 PM
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Got hooked up with a couple of babes
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Mike Shefrin Member From: New York |
posted 10 August 2006 08:50 PM
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Mike Shefrin Member From: New York |
posted 10 August 2006 09:04 PM
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Elvira had to be taken to the hospital because she had a bad acid trip...
...She thought she was a llama... [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 11 August 2006 at 10:39 AM.] |
Mike Shefrin Member From: New York |
posted 10 August 2006 09:05 PM
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But she's okay, and feeling much better now. . . . . . . [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 10 August 2006 at 09:25 PM.] |
retcop88 unregistered |
posted 10 August 2006 09:26 PM
Any word on why mentioning the Dixie Chicks closes threads ? |
Don McClellan Member From: Kihei, Maui, Hawaii |
posted 10 August 2006 10:10 PM
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That's a good question? |
Doug Beaumier Member From: Northampton, MA |
posted 10 August 2006 10:33 PM
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The Duck Pluckers first Las Vegas show will be at Rosco’s Black Fly Lounge. The Black Fly is "off the strip".
The boys got lost trying to find the place:
The club manager is Bruno Molotov:
Bruno was a wrestler back in his younger days:
The first show went great. The opening act was Lola Shanks, a lean, mean guitar picker.
Lola’s sister, Laya, is Lola’s agent. The Pluckers really look up to these girls.
Next up was Lars the Round Mound of Sound. Perfect! Welcome to Vegas. [This message was edited by Doug Beaumier on 10 August 2006 at 10:35 PM.] |
Doug Beaumier Member From: Northampton, MA |
posted 10 August 2006 10:38 PM
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Next was Tom "the hammer" Schmitz. Tom can really belt out a tune. He plays the guitar okay, but he breaks strings a lot. And he needs a stronger mouthwash.
When the Duck Pluckers took the stage the crowd was ready...
People went crazy for the Duck Pluckers!
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Doug Beaumier Member From: Northampton, MA |
posted 10 August 2006 10:43 PM
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Doug Beaumier Member From: Northampton, MA |
posted 10 August 2006 10:48 PM
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After the show the guys met Irma & Ima Prong They wanted to invite the girls over to the motel but...
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Mike Shefrin Member From: New York |
posted 11 August 2006 02:03 AM
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Funny how after all these years I only just noticed this now.
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Bill Hankey Member From: Pittsfield, MA, USA |
posted 11 August 2006 06:15 AM
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Doug, Webster describes the llama as a wild or domesticated So. American ruminant related to the camels but smaller and without a hump. Guanaco, vicuna and alpaca are relatives of the llama. I would suspect that the resourceful "Duck Pluckers" and especially Elvira are "tuned" into this pertinent information. |
Chris LeDrew Member From: Newfoundland, Canada |
posted 11 August 2006 06:35 AM
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Sergeant Pluckers Lonely Hearts Club Band. |
Joe Casey Member From: Weeki Wachee .Springs FL (population.9) |
posted 11 August 2006 06:46 AM
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Funny thing is they are the only two in the rear standing on the ground. Rumor has it they are booked at the Iron Horse in Northhampton Ma, the 30th of February next year And the Ranch House in Springfield MA. the next day. |
Doug Beaumier Member From: Northampton, MA |
posted 11 August 2006 09:19 AM
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Uncle Elmo has been working the phones, booking some great gigs.
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Mike Shefrin Member From: New York |
posted 11 August 2006 09:37 AM
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Elmo is trying to book another Moscow concert for the boys since the last one was so successful. [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 12 August 2006 at 12:17 AM.] |
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