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Doug Beaumier
Member

From: Northampton, MA

posted 11 August 2006 10:24 AM     profile     
The Duck Pluckers threw a party in Las Vegas for their new fans.

The Wango sisters, Jill and Janie, showed everyone this neat trick with snacks.

[This message was edited by Doug Beaumier on 11 August 2006 at 10:27 AM.]

Mike Shefrin
Member

From: New York

posted 11 August 2006 10:47 AM     profile     
Uncle Elmo has been on the phone with lawyers all day...

Mike Shefrin
Member

From: New York

posted 11 August 2006 10:49 AM     profile     
There is a huge lawsuit in progress concerning a cartoon show that is supposedly based on the Duck Pluckers.

[This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 11 August 2006 at 02:55 PM.]

Doug Beaumier
Member

From: Northampton, MA

posted 11 August 2006 11:18 AM     profile     
What a ripoff!
Mike Shefrin
Member

From: New York

posted 11 August 2006 11:22 AM     profile     
That's show business for ya!
chas smith
Member

From: Encino, CA, USA

posted 11 August 2006 01:14 PM     profile     
The Wango sisters' mom, in keeping with the current fashion trend, "shows a little tummy..."

Bo Borland
Member

From: Cowtown NJ

posted 11 August 2006 01:44 PM     profile     
MY EYES!!! MY EYES !!!!
Larry Robbins
Member

From: Fort Edward, New York, USA

posted 11 August 2006 02:24 PM     profile     

Ahhh...This is better!
Stupid Duck Pluckers....

Doug Beaumier
Member

From: Northampton, MA

posted 11 August 2006 02:59 PM     profile     
Thank you Larry.

Chas... good Lord! What a picture!

Doug Beaumier
Member

From: Northampton, MA

posted 11 August 2006 03:13 PM     profile     
Auntie Marie Wango is also big on guitar.

[This message was edited by Doug Beaumier on 11 August 2006 at 03:14 PM.]

Doug Beaumier
Member

From: Northampton, MA

posted 11 August 2006 03:24 PM     profile     
Big Women are attacted to Big Guitars because it makes them look smaller.

Some guys like them too.

[This message was edited by Doug Beaumier on 11 August 2006 at 03:30 PM.]

Myron Labelle
unregistered
posted 11 August 2006 03:38 PM           
You know what they all say! Big Guitar,Big Cigar! Or was that big nose big ar you know.
chas smith
Member

From: Encino, CA, USA

posted 11 August 2006 03:53 PM     profile     
quote:
Chas... good Lord! What a picture!
Doug, I was wondering if that was a bit too much.
Mike Shefrin
Member

From: New York

posted 11 August 2006 03:53 PM     profile     
People go ape-#*$! for stupid guitarists...

[This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 11 August 2006 at 04:05 PM.]

Doug Beaumier
Member

From: Northampton, MA

posted 11 August 2006 04:02 PM     profile     
Nice looking apes!

Chas, that picture cracks me up!

Doug Beaumier
Member

From: Northampton, MA

posted 11 August 2006 04:06 PM     profile     
Elvira's sister Stacy took some young fans for a hike in the mountains.

Mike Shefrin
Member

From: New York

posted 11 August 2006 04:09 PM     profile     
yeah Chas, that picture was hysterical!
.
.
.

What happened next with Elvira's sister, Doug?

[This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 11 August 2006 at 04:21 PM.]

Doug Beaumier
Member

From: Northampton, MA

posted 11 August 2006 04:16 PM     profile     
She took the kids sightseeing.

Meanwhile the Duck Pluckers’ fan party continues...
with entertainment by wannabe stupid guitar pluckers.

[This message was edited by Doug Beaumier on 11 August 2006 at 04:20 PM.]

Larry Robbins
Member

From: Fort Edward, New York, USA

posted 11 August 2006 04:32 PM     profile     

The Duck Pluckers "Protection"
.....stupid Duck Pluckers....
Mike Shefrin
Member

From: New York

posted 11 August 2006 04:44 PM     profile     
Now I know what those guys were looking at!

[This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 11 August 2006 at 05:01 PM.]

Doug Beaumier
Member

From: Northampton, MA

posted 11 August 2006 05:06 PM     profile     
Buckethead says Wow, Wow!!

Buckethead Guitar Lesson

[This message was edited by Doug Beaumier on 11 August 2006 at 06:16 PM.]

Doug Beaumier
Member

From: Northampton, MA

posted 11 August 2006 05:16 PM     profile     
Say... have you heard the Duck Pluckers yet?

Farris Currie
Member

From: Ona, Florida, USA

posted 11 August 2006 07:15 PM     profile     
WOW LARRY GIVE US SOME MORE DAISY
those duck pluckers are hanging with a bad crowd
farris
Mike Shefrin
Member

From: New York

posted 11 August 2006 07:44 PM     profile     
Here ya go Farris.

[This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 11 August 2006 at 07:50 PM.]

Doug Beaumier
Member

From: Northampton, MA

posted 11 August 2006 07:47 PM     profile     
After 24 hours of partying the Duck Pluckers ended up in the Las Vegas drunk tank.

The Pluckers' party tore the city apart.

Elvira was not happy.

So she packed up her Duck Pluckers and it’s back on the road… on to Denver.

[This message was edited by Doug Beaumier on 11 August 2006 at 07:48 PM.]

Doug Beaumier
Member

From: Northampton, MA

posted 11 August 2006 07:49 PM     profile     
The guys are looking forward to playing in Denver, and seeing some of the local guitar legends,
like Chief SmokeScreen

Gummer Martin

Omar the Whacker. You’d be amazed at how much music he gets from that one string.

And of course, Won Hung Too Lo, a true Master of the guitar.


[This message was edited by Doug Beaumier on 11 August 2006 at 09:43 PM.]

Dave White
Member

From: Fullerton, California USA

posted 11 August 2006 08:30 PM     profile     
He's playing "Man Of Constant Sorrow" in honor of the Pluckers.
chas smith
Member

From: Encino, CA, USA

posted 11 August 2006 09:00 PM     profile     
Giving Won Hung Too Lo something to think about, the real, Iron Maidens:

On lead vocals

Debbie on guitar

On the keys is Andrulla

The back up singers are

and Amy is guarding the door

Mike Shefrin
Member

From: New York

posted 11 August 2006 09:13 PM     profile     
Doug Beaumier
Member

From: Northampton, MA

posted 11 August 2006 09:51 PM     profile     
Yikes... don't mess with those... women.
Doug Beaumier
Member

From: Northampton, MA

posted 11 August 2006 10:09 PM     profile     
What ever happened to the good old days?

[This message was edited by Doug Beaumier on 11 August 2006 at 10:31 PM.]

Doug Beaumier
Member

From: Northampton, MA

posted 11 August 2006 10:34 PM     profile     
These guitar players are not stupid, just brainless.

[This message was edited by Doug Beaumier on 11 August 2006 at 10:46 PM.]

Ron Steenwijk
Member

From: Greensburg,PA

posted 12 August 2006 04:35 AM     profile     
The Duck pluckers invited one of their nephews to sit in sometime.

[This message was edited by Ron Steenwijk on 12 August 2006 at 04:36 AM.]

Archie Nicol
Member

From: Ayrshire, Scotland

posted 12 August 2006 06:04 AM     profile     
This is a stupid guitar player. He would sooner lose the gig than turn his guitar down. Bawbag!
Gene Jones
Member

From: Oklahoma City, OK USA

posted 12 August 2006 06:14 AM     profile     
Ron Steenwijk
Member

From: Greensburg,PA

posted 12 August 2006 06:28 AM     profile     
Even the Duck Pluckers give people wacky idea's

People come running to their gigs.

Most of them use the phone to make reservations though.

Cusin elbert has his own idea's in performing in front of people
Mike Shefrin
Member

From: New York

posted 12 August 2006 10:05 AM     profile     

[This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 12 August 2006 at 10:23 AM.]

b0b
Sysop

From: Cloverdale, California, USA

posted 12 August 2006 10:22 AM     profile     
This train has left the station.

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